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Invisiblesakura
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Registered: 02/08/04
Posts: 592
Loc: Japan
How do you sniff your farts?
    #2546151 - 04/10/04 10:13 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Share your technique with the rest of us and complete my little poll (see below)
What's your technique?
You may choose only one
The covert 'tying my shoelaces quick whiff '
The 'Scratch'N'Sniff' technique
The blatant 'Fuck! That was a beauty' technique
I don't fart (I'm a Vegetarian)


Votes accepted from (04/10/04 03:00 AM) to (No end specified)
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Invisiblesakura
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Registered: 02/08/04
Posts: 592
Loc: Japan
Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546155 - 04/10/04 10:17 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Inside the house I have to use a variation of the 'shoelace' technique (No shoes inside the house here in Japan...). Checking the carpet for lint is a great alternative!


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OfflineHarvestTheBrain
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546168 - 04/10/04 10:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

gonna have to go with the blatant one...just waft the air from your ass to your face using your hand, you wont miss a thing


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Anonymous

Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546225 - 04/10/04 10:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

im a 'blatant' farta
wow sakura what are you doing in japan?
i've always loved their gardens and the way they blend their homes into the earth! :thumbup:


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OfflineChiefThunderbong
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546239 - 04/10/04 11:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Is the scratch and sniff supposed to be the palm bomb?


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Invisibleeric_the_red
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546283 - 04/10/04 11:31 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

"I don't fart (I'm a Vegetarian)"

:wtf:
those vegerasses fart more than all others combined.


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Anonymous

Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: eric_the_red]
    #2546291 - 04/10/04 11:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

eric_the_red said:
"I don't fart (I'm a Vegetarian)"

:wtf:
those vegerasses fart more than all others combined.




damn straight,have you ever smelt farts after eating brussel sprouts? :noway:


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OfflineSnape
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2546336 - 04/10/04 12:04 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

Not totally related to the topic, but funny nonetheless.


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Anonymous

Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: Snape]
    #2546344 - 04/10/04 12:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

"usually requires wiping"
  :lol:


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InvisibleTODAY
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Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2547172 - 04/10/04 10:31 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

1. make a cup shape out of hand
2. lower cupped hand to anus
3. fart
4. swiftly move fart gas in cupped hand to nose
5. enjoy fart smell


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: How do you sniff your farts? [Re: sakura]
    #2547328 - 04/10/04 11:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I like to wait until I'm in an enclosed space (preferably with other people). I not only get to enjoy the smell of my fart for a prolonged period, but, should other people be sharing the space with me, they also get to sample the fart more thoroughly.


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