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jimmyguy
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Do you like to smell your fart? 1
#19903256 - 04/26/14 01:33 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Remember the movie? Austin powers as a fat man saying " every one likes the smell of his fart"" or something like that. so is this true, or are there any one who runs away from his own fart... for me it depends; sometimes my ass becomes a fart generator, but the fart is not that deadly smelling. Sometimes its a silent suspicious fart, its so suspicious you dont understand if you are farting, its smooth and one sniff enough to get high. thas a dangerous fart. Man, when i was in the hostel with this other student who was my roomate,, one night when we were asleep i farted so hard, next morning the guy woke up with a bleeding nose. after that night the rooms door was always crack open. i am glad he didnt die... student life...
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy] 1
#19903263 - 04/26/14 01:34 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes. The worse it smells, the better.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star] 2
#19903265 - 04/26/14 01:36 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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his bloody nose had nothing to do with your flatulence
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#19903269 - 04/26/14 01:36 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Here, I'll help you with that quote:
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star] 3
#19903274 - 04/26/14 01:37 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its not the nastiness that makes it pleasing, its just the fact that your body can create such a repulsive, pungent odor that is pleasing. Couples that fart together, stay together.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#19903278 - 04/26/14 01:37 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why so sad big boi? Huh? If liking the smell of your farts is the only thing that brings you joy, don't let others put you down. I believe in you. Continue to cup your hand over your ass, let them stinky gasses flow, and huff away my friend. Spread your wings and fly!
The shroomery supports you, and your love for farts.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Andyy]
#19903279 - 04/26/14 01:38 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Andyy said: Its not the nastiness that makes it pleasing, its just the fact that your body can create such a repulsive, pungent odor that is pleasing. Couples that fart together, stay together.
Fuck that was nasty
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Patlal]
#19903292 - 04/26/14 01:41 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm glad I could inject some nasty into your day.
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jimmyguy
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Andyy]
#19903300 - 04/26/14 01:42 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Andyy said: Its not the nastiness that makes it pleasing, its just the fact that your body can create such a repulsive, pungent odor that is pleasing. Couples that fart together, stay together.
nobody else is more acceptable than a mother.. and i even wouldn smell her fart. damn
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#19903353 - 04/26/14 01:56 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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i don't specifically enjoy smelling my own farts, but i like the smell produced at the skin where my inner thigh and gooch meet
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: shadyy]
#19903381 - 04/26/14 02:03 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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boner soup said: i don't specifically enjoy smelling my own farts, but i like the smell produced at the skin where my inner thigh and gooch meet
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19903389 - 04/26/14 02:08 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't knock it til you try it, bro
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: luvdemboomers] 4
#19903391 - 04/26/14 02:09 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I actually collect my own farts in an air proof pressure bag and when it starts to have a brown hue I freeze it to -30f and scrape the goo from the sides let it heat up to about 33f and inject the liquid in a vein in my neck.
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trip report??
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy] 5
#19903405 - 04/26/14 02:15 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#19903421 - 04/26/14 02:20 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Humans are naturally disgusting creatures.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Sheekle]
#19903485 - 04/26/14 02:37 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: THIS THREAD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
bitch, you're disgusting
jk, i love you sheekle
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Sheekle] 7
#19903510 - 04/26/14 02:48 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: THIS THREAD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
Sheekle, go eat some mercury.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Gumby]
#19903547 - 04/26/14 03:00 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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eat some fireworks?
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Gumby
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19903593 - 04/26/14 03:18 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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They'd probably just make you poop at lot and give you high blood pressure.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Gumby]
#19903609 - 04/26/14 03:27 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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this topic reminds me of this
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#19903748 - 04/26/14 04:04 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dark_Star said: Yes. The worse it smells, the better.
My nigger.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Gumby]
#19903995 - 04/26/14 05:13 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Gumby said: They'd probably just make you poop at lot and give you high blood pressure.
eat them after you lite them, then.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19904035 - 04/26/14 05:21 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread makes me want to try and light one.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Yage]
#19904048 - 04/26/14 05:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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with a firework.
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st1llnox
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19904159 - 04/26/14 05:45 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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No but they sound funny lol
Also the time I was vegan and ate nothing but fruit for 3 days mine smelled like orange peel
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: shadyy]
#19905426 - 04/27/14 12:02 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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boner soup said: trip report??
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occollegeboi
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I like the smell of my ball sweat. It kinda smells like mild mushrooms, not the psilocybe kind. Sometimes after a hard day, I'll slide my hand between where my balls and inner thigh meet and then smell my hand. lol!!
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Andyy]
#19905468 - 04/27/14 12:20 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Andyy said: Humans are naturally disgusting creatures.
If you take pathology, you learn that EVERY living cell in your body produces TOXINS. Your WHOLE body produces nothing but SHIT!!! ALL DAY LONG!! SHit SHIT SHIT!!!
Your body is literally FIGHTING to save you from pathogens, toxins that cells create, and other SHIT. We are what we eat, what we eat turns into shit..we are SHIT!!
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: occollegeboi]
#19905576 - 04/27/14 01:08 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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you're shit
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: NWlight]
#19905589 - 04/27/14 01:13 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: you're shit
Yah I know we're all just big fucking piles of shit.
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NWlight
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: occollegeboi] 1
#19905594 - 04/27/14 01:15 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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self-replicating shit factories man. making shit out of other self-replicating shit factories
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: NWlight]
#19905724 - 04/27/14 02:27 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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i farted loudly in class thought about moving around but that would just make it more suspicious
also my farts are sexy*
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Bulbasaur]
#19905725 - 04/27/14 02:28 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bulbasaur said: this topic reminds me of this
holy fuck people are like that
they don't even feel insulted they're just naturally like that all the time
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Konyap]
#19905980 - 04/27/14 04:59 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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i smell my own farts all the time, the most rank ones are protein farts when training. phwoah. need a gas mask or something for those one.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Soulidarity]
#19906306 - 04/27/14 08:44 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha I love this thread and to the fella who said couples that fart together stay together is on to something...! lol
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Shortknight]
#19906479 - 04/27/14 09:57 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think we should take this a little further...
Do you like to smell other people's farts?
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Repertoire89]
#19906486 - 04/27/14 09:59 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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My gfs farts are evil
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The best thing to do is collect your farts & store them in an empty nitrous tank. Once the tank is filled, sneak it into a festival & sell balloons to the late night crowd.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star]
#19906563 - 04/27/14 10:23 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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When i was growing up me and my brothers used to fart into a five gallon bucket and flip it over and set something heavy on it so we could save it for later.
One day, we were filling it up for a few hours and our neighbor came over.
One of my brothers told him that the sega genesis controller was taped to the bottom of the bucket. He pretty much stuck his head in there to get it out (he was around 8 or 9 years old) and when he realized what he was smelling his face was priceless. his look was a mix of deer caught in the headlights and pure disgust.
He ended up puking everywhere
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LMFAO
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#19906580 - 04/27/14 10:29 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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No... I find my own farts repulsive. I like to ask random people if they'll let me smell theirs.
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Dark_Star
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I was working in a warehouse some years back, and hid in a big box to scare this chick that worked there. My partners in crime were hanging around, and called to her that a package had come in. However she was busy and couldn't come around. I was eating a high protein diet, taking lots of supplements & had gas so foul that it probably violated the Geneva Convention. I let one silent & deadly stream out while in the box, and started laughing hysterically cause it smelled so awful. My one partner in crime came over, opened the box & stuck his head in to see what was so funny. He gagged, ran over to the bay doors & opened them. His eyes were watering from the smell. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star]
#19906606 - 04/27/14 10:35 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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You sir deserve a blow job for that story
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If you're offering, I'll unzip.
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NWlight
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star]
#19906944 - 04/27/14 11:48 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dark_Star said: The best thing to do is collect your farts & store them in an empty nitrous tank. Once the tank is filled, sneak it into a festival & sell balloons to the late night crowd.
careful, don't piss off the jenkem mafia
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Shortknight]
#19907003 - 04/27/14 12:07 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shortknight said: Haha I love this thread:D and to the fella who said couples that fart together stay together is on to something...! lol
That reminds me of this....
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: NWlight]
#19907027 - 04/27/14 12:14 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah also there is the other story, i am talking about marriaged ones, dude how that works? i mean, its 4.00 in the morning and there it is waiting in your ass, and at the other side of pillow your wife (the lover who thought you are the most romantic man ever).... the question is; how long this "fart holding game" goes on? or do you fart step by step? or do you wait for her to fart first so you get the limitless fart freedom... wife; did you just fart???.... me : you farted first
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#19907067 - 04/27/14 12:24 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha. so my brother and his wife were over not too long ago and she farted this rank, nasty fart. She said "I'm sorry my ass stinks so bad right now," and he said "If my nostrils were paint they would be peeling."
It was sweet.
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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
#20424374 - 08/15/14 07:43 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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