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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Distorted Vision]
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Distorted Vision said:
I had an ex that would snort a fart straight from my ass hole. It was weird and I liked it. She would also sit and inhale the smells from my under sack and arm pits.

:awesomenod:


For some reason this seems way more disturbing to me than liking your own smells, I have read that it can be good for you to smell farts if the person is healthy though, getting good bacteria in your biome I guess? I mean fecal transplants are a thing so I guess it isn't that unbelievable.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: lavod]
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lavod said:
I abhor bad breath.  Totally disgusting, and i'll be sure to floss, use mouthwash, or have a mint after eating.


Ditch the mouth wash man. That stuff is counter intuitive. Usuaully alcohol based, they'll dry out your mouth. Dry mouth will begin to stink. Drinking water and chewing sugar free gum after every meal would work better. Maintain your tonsils too if you have them. Dead skin cells build up in the crypts and form little white stones. These things stink really really bad. If you can control your gag reflex (which i somehow suspect you can :wink:) massaging your tonsils with your finger is the best way i've found to get rid of them. It's never pleasant to do, but once you get one on your finger and you smell it out of curiosity you'll realise that they smell so so bad. After that it'll always be relieving to know you're getting that shit out. At least that's how i feel.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Magenta]
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the other day i farted with the leg stood on my chair there wasnt a smell

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Magenta] * 1
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Magenta said:
lavod said:
I abhor bad breath.  Totally disgusting, and i'll be sure to floss, use mouthwash, or have a mint after eating.


Ditch the mouth wash man. That stuff is counter intuitive. Usuaully alcohol based, they'll dry out your mouth. Dry mouth will begin to stink.


I only use biotene actually, which is alcohol-free and is specifically made for keeping the mouth moist.  This is a throwback to my MDPV days when it became an absolute necessity.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm]
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I entirely agree on the loving my own fart and BO smells, but not so much on the bad breath. Seriously though these farts and this BO are downright delicious...yuuummmm :naughty:


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: xzylocybin]
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Distorted Vision said:
I had an ex that would snort a fart straight from my ass hole. It was weird and I liked it. She would also sit and inhale the smells from my under sack and arm pits.

:awesomenod:


:girlofdisapproval:

That's fucking gnarly


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
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Yeah. I'm gonna be looking for a long time to get that kind of freaky again.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Distorted Vision]
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Distorted Vision said:
I had an ex that would snort a fart straight from my ass hole. It was weird and I liked it. She would also sit and inhale the smells from my under sack and arm pits.

:awesomenod:


:hahthatsrich:


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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i don't mind the smell of my own farts (usually, depends on what i've eaten), but the smell of my own BO (if i haven't showered in a couple days, which only happens rarely) is fucking disgusting. swamp ass in the summer is gross as fuck.

so, op, are you a freak? nah. to each, his own.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: istandalone]
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I love my farts the most when I can’t stand them. That’s when I find ways to share. When I worked nights at the supermarket I used to love crop dusting and watching the mayhem from a distance.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: shadyy]
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i hate liz said:
I love my body odor, but the farts and bad breath are just repulsive.

Fuck outta heewuh


Yeah this.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: psi]
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I bet you smell your hand every time you scratch your balls.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: psi]
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psi said:
i hate liz said:
I love my body odor, but the farts and bad breath are just repulsive.

Fuck outta heewuh


Yeah this.







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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Asclepius]
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im not paying attention

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
I bet you smell your hand every time you scratch your balls.


:tinfoil:
No comment

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: psi]
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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: psi] * 1
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psi said:
XLCaps said:
I bet you smell your hand every time you scratch your balls.


:tinfoil:
No comment


were you inviting me to a tea party ?

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Cujllickduo]
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U wot m8?

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: psi]
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nevertheless

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