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I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. * 5
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I can't get enough of the smell of my own farts, bad breath,  my nuts, or smell under my arm, the foul smell is like sweet honey to me.


Of course to anyone, and everyone else they are like putrid hellfire.

Am I weird? I always thought this was normal but I may be a freak. When I fart and smell it I say "MMMM" and "ahhhhhhhhh" outloud and try to inhale as much as I can, and keep farting to prolong the smells.

The rancid nutbutter smell is probably my least favorite, but still slightly enjoyable.

PLUS, when I was all hot and smelly, one of my cats ( R.I.P. ) cat, used to love smelling and sticking his cold nose all in my armpits.


And cats are sacred animals, they MUST BE ONTO SOMETHING>

MAYBE I AM BLESSED.

All out of farts for now. I eagerly await the next one.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 2
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:ban:


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Amanita86]
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I'm here asking for help and if I am a freak or not, laying out my personal secret information and this is how you greet it?

Have a heart:nyan:

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 2
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You're not alone, I enjoy a shot of pit sniff once in a while, even the strongly cheesy aroma of my own toe jam has something characteristically enjoyable to it.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm]
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what do u need help with tho? i dont think anyone wants to smell u. maybe go take a shower too

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
You're not alone, I enjoy a shot of pit sniff once in a while, even the strongly cheesy aroma of my own toe jam has something characteristically enjoyable to it.



Yeah I forgot toe Jam. Not a fan of straight up crap though, even my own. But something about farts and all the rest.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 1
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:manofapproval:


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: zZZz] * 1
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My arm pits don't smell bad they usually smell like food or drink since I stopped eating meat.  I can smell a hint of weed and the pineapple juice I was drinking earlier.

I don't smell my farts or bad breath though, thats really horrible.  I hate it if I'm in bed and I do a guff cuz it comes out the top by your head.  I have to hold my breath and try lean for fresh air.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 3
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I love my body odor, but the farts and bad breath are just repulsive.

Fuck outta heewuh


Idk tho, I worked with this fake hippie feminist who refused to wear deodorant, and she would show up smelling like the Great Depression.
I’m not against that stuff, but if you’re sweating profusely every day can’t you at least TRY to mask it a bit??

It was bad.


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: shadyy] * 2
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Sweat doesn't even smell that bad. A little gamy if it's abundant but that's about it. Diet of course alters it. If anyone stinks then they're probably not showering or washing their clothes. Sweat only becomes repulsive when it's stale.

Before i go to work i like to at least fart once in the car so that i can judge if i can get away with farting when there's customers in the store.
I can't relate to the bad breath thing at all.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Magenta]
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Sometimes my armpit smell reminds me of honeydew melons.

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 3
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Two_Swarm said:
I can't get enough of the smell of my own farts, bad breath,  my nuts, or smell under my arm, the foul smell is like sweet honey to me.


Of course to anyone, and everyone else they are like putrid hellfire.

Am I weird? I always thought this was normal but I may be a freak. When I fart and smell it I say "MMMM" and "ahhhhhhhhh" outloud and try to inhale as much as I can, and keep farting to prolong the smells.

The rancid nutbutter smell is probably my least favorite, but still slightly enjoyable.

PLUS, when I was all hot and smelly, one of my cats ( R.I.P. ) cat, used to love smelling and sticking his cold nose all in my armpits.


And cats are sacred animals, they MUST BE ONTO SOMETHING>

MAYBE I AM BLESSED.

All out of farts for now. I eagerly await the next one.



:hahthatsrich:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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i once cleaned my toe fungus around with a swazi whilst on acid it was everybit of enjoyment im not going into depth with :rofl:

also

:acidcat:

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Cujllickduo]
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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 2
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Not gonna lie - my one pit is kind of raunchy right now, and I’m pretty much obsessed with it.

Huffing is starting to make a lot more sense to me. “It’s like I’m walking on sunshine.”


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: shadyy]
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That's so hot!!  I LOVEEEEE the ripened smell ov my pits, cock, balls, grundle, and feet.

I do'nt like the smell ov my farts, but find it intriguing sometimes in a "that came out ov me??" sense if it's a powerful one.  I do'nt like the smell however.

I abhor bad breath.  Totally disgusting, and i'll be sure to floss, use mouthwash, or have a mint after eating.


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 3
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Yo send me some of that shit

Sounds fucking lit

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm]
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i never thought i would ever hear someone seriously say "i love the smell of my own farts" i think thats fucking hilarious


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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I had an ex that would snort a fart straight from my ass hole. It was weird and I liked it. She would also sit and inhale the smells from my under sack and arm pits.

:awesomenod:


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Re: I really like the smell of my own farts, bad breath and pit B.O. [Re: Two_Swarm] * 3
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I like my armpit smell, not when it's bad, just a bit musty. My wife is in love with the smell. It's not present very often. I shower daily and use degree 48-hour deodorant (the regular stuff just wasn't cutting it at my job, I figured it was a gimmick but worth the shot, turns that it does last considerably longer).

All other body odors are offensive.

I've wondered if this has something to do with pheromones or something. It's hard to imagine I'm so narcissistic my own armpit BO is like perfume to me.

The only time "I like a fart" is when it's quiet and deadly. I will purposely hold it in and let it build sometimes and quietly release it and just wait. Though it's rare mine have anything on our dog Thor. That dog, wow. I used to get up to check for shit every time. Freyja is another big farter and it's kinda funny. The only time she really farts is when she's jumping up on the bed. Like a little rocket booster. :lol: It happens at lest 50% of the time. Her's aren't quite as rank though and for the longest I had no idea what it was.. It sounded kinda like a bed spring squeaking or something, but no, she did RIGHT by my face once. It's definitely a fart.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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