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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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LMFAO


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
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No... I find my own farts repulsive. I like to ask random people if they'll let me smell theirs.

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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: MilkdudTitties] * 1
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I was working in a warehouse some years back, and hid in a big box to scare this chick that worked there. My partners in crime were hanging around, and called to her that a package had come in. However she was busy and couldn't come around. I was eating a high protein diet, taking lots of supplements & had gas so foul that it probably violated the Geneva Convention. I let one silent & deadly stream out while in the box, and started laughing hysterically cause it smelled so awful. My one partner in crime came over, opened the box & stuck his head in to see what was so funny. He gagged, ran over to the bay doors & opened them. His eyes were watering from the smell. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard.


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star]
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You sir deserve a blow job for that story


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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If you're offering, I'll unzip.


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
The best thing to do is collect your farts & store them in an empty nitrous tank. Once the tank is filled, sneak it into a festival & sell balloons to the late night crowd.

:money:


careful, don't piss off the jenkem mafia


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: Shortknight]
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Shortknight said:
Haha I love this thread:D:peace: and to the fella who said couples that fart together stay together is on to something...! lol:sunny:



That reminds me of this....



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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: NWlight]
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yeah also there is the other story, i am talking about marriaged ones, dude how that works? i mean, its 4.00 in the morning and there it is waiting in your ass, and at the other side of pillow your wife (the lover who thought you are the most romantic man ever).... the question is; how long this "fart holding game" goes on? or do you fart step by step? or do you wait for her to fart first so you get the limitless fart freedom...
wife; did you just fart???:emotionalmoment:....
me : you farted first  :frenchtroll:


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
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Haha. so my brother and his wife were over not too long ago and she farted this rank, nasty fart. She said "I'm sorry my ass stinks so bad right now," and he said "If my nostrils were paint they would be peeling."


It was sweet.


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Re: Do you like to smell your fart? [Re: jimmyguy]
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:fart: . . . :peace:


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