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Terrible ungodly farts.
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My farts have been smelling progressively worse for about a year now. It started off as just "Who farted?" but has entered "Who killed a rat and let it rot for three months?" territory.

Not joking, it is really offensive. Still, I like smelling them cuz, you know, it's different when it's your own.

What's wrong with me?


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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What's in your daily diet?


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout's farts make me vomit. really it did happen once...


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Edited by danksistah (12/28/05 01:15 AM)

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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: blissedout]
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Well, I drink a lot of fruit juice. A lot of cheese and bread. I also eat quite a lot of oily fish. Generally healthy stuff, I don't eat microwaveable burgers and such.


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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Colon cleanse like crazy. No more acidic foods. Ph balance your bottled water with Ph drops.

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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: danksistah]
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danksistah said:
blissedout's farts make me vomit. really it did happen once...


You were already sick! Those were some good mushie/lot food shits, too!:evil:
Nub


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: World Spirit]
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I don't really want to cleanse my colon but I suppose if it's a choice between that and having ungodly farts...

Oh woe is me. I don't know what to do.


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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take digestive enzymes. if you digest better it won't smell as bad. true.


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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Listen to danksis. She knows what she is talking about. Seriously.

Good night. I am beat!

danksis-I am tired. I am going to bed. Nub


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
Listen to danksis. She knows what she is talking about. Seriously.



:fart:


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: RESTLESS]
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http://www.takeawhiff.com/

You could always try that. If that link doesn't work. its takeawhiff dot com. Or just google whiff fecal deodorizer.


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"To do right is to know what you want. Now when you are dissatisfied with yourself it's because you are after something you don't really want. What objects are you proposing to yourself? Are they the objects you really value? If they are not, you are cheating yourself. I don't meant that if you chose to pursue the objects you most value, you will attain them; of course not. Your experience will tell you that. But success in getting after much labor what you really don't care for is the bitterest and most ridiculous failure." -George Santayana

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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: danksistah]
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danksistah said:
take digestive enzymes. if you digest better it won't smell as bad. true.


but most gas is produced BY digestion. For instance, the breakdown of what's left of beans in the colon releases a lot of gas, and said gas contains high amounts of sulfur, and sulphur smells awful.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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http://www.beanogas.com/


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: TM]
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15 bucks for 100 pills, nice.


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Re: Terrible ungodly farts. [Re: Revelation]
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Revelation said:
Still, I like smelling them cuz, you know, it's different when it's your own.



Man...that is so weird. I like smelling my own farts too!

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