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Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART)
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Jan 17, 2011 (AP)

Washington - In light of the numerous city and statewide referendums which have legalized Marijuanna for adults, the fed is stepping up to help the states keep marijuanna off the streets, since local and state cops don't do it anymore.

"We see a real need to help out, and so we are in the process of beefing up the FART response team to deal with the problem. Soon there will be a FART lingering on every streetcorner, in every grocery store, almost everywhere you can think of." Said Colon Penorgay, the top DEA official.


Some disagree with the use of federal tax dollars to hire tens of thousands of federal police to enforce only Marijuanna laws. Others see it as a step in the right direction, like this 64 old Christian grandmother Glory Bangagong "I don't like the way I smell Marijuanna every time I walk out my door, hire more of these FART police, I'd rather just smell them."

But happy adult marijuanna smokers are not pleased. "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STINK!!", said Rono, a longtime Marijuanna smoker and advocate. "MAN SOMEBODY TURN ON A FAN!" chimed in Ripple.

People began becoming aware of the presence of FARTs last week, when the program was originally unveiled.

"We intend on releasing more FARTs into communities as fast as we possibly can, hopefully as early as next week." Said penorgay


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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haha, cute

Edited by Hrethic (11/02/05 03:56 PM)

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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Hrethic]
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I thought you should know what the future is sure to bring.


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Quote:
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STINK!!", said Rono, a longtime Marijuanna smoker and advocate.


...guess I was too stoned to remember saying this...


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Rono]
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Rono said:
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STINK!!", said Rono, a longtime Marijuanna smoker and advocate.


...guess I was too stoned to remember saying this...


Read the date man, you're gonna say it later.


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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You just blew my mind...


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Rono]
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Rono said:
You just blew my mind...


:smile:


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Rono]
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BTW what's the word on my free room and board at your place compliments of the Shroomery? Did you pick up the beer yet?


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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no problem...I have shitloads of free beer, drugs and plenty of places to crash...come on by.


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Rono]
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Awesome! I've been posting at rest areas, I'll be there in about an hour and a half.


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Sounds good...Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to bring some raw meat to distract "fluffy" while you make a dash for the door....
He doesn't like freeloading hippies nearly as much as I do.  :wink:


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Rono]
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Maybe one day he will join us, and the world will freeload as one

-Lennon


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Re: Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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:smile:


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