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Offlinetheorganicdomino
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The most disgusting phrase you can think of
    #3826532 - 02/24/05 10:31 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Okay, I'm bored and immensely pissed off that yet again I'm having to do two people's jobs because my co-worker is off sick (skiving) AGAIN!

So I want you all to plumb the depths of your imaginations to create the most repulsive combination of words you can think of - these can be bordering on the abstract like:

"Fuck-pig fart knockers" (which I saw written on the back of a chair during a lecture when I was at University - I'd got stoned during the lunch break so you can imagine the reaction I had)

or just plain icky like:

"Weened off the fart-juice" as in...

"Jeremy was much better after he'd been weened off the fart juice"

Do your worst.....


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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3826535 - 02/24/05 10:32 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Just watch Shawshank Redemption and write down everything the captain of the guards says to taunt the inmates...he has some classics, even when it's as simple as "FUCKSTICK!"


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-Erik Davis


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Invisibletripndicular
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3826562 - 02/24/05 10:46 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Well is old and not the most disusting thing I could come up with but sounds good for today.

"Cum burping gutter slut!"


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OfflineGr8fulJ420
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: tripndicular]
    #3826591 - 02/24/05 10:56 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This was in Blade Trinity (or horrible movie, btw)

"Cock-juggling thunder cunt"


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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #3826647 - 02/24/05 11:19 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

big titty cum guzzling camel toe hairy ass Barbara Streisand


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OfflineRJLR
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #3826693 - 02/24/05 11:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

two guys sitting at a bar, one say's "I can do the most disgusting thing in the world, unbeatable", his friend says "Go for it buddy I'll top anything..." The guy starts gurgling and grunting and coughing and brings up this two foot pile of sinking phlegm on to the table... his friend looks at him... and laughs "oh yer!" he says "check this out!" takes he's straw out of his drink puts it on the table and goes SHHHHUP SHHHUP SHHHHHHUP... yer every last drop

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It's a weird jock I heard from a 2nd world war Veteran called Charlie... If you ever wondered what 2nd world war humor was like... he was a perverted old fart !!!


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
    #3826699 - 02/24/05 11:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

herpes infested cum bubble
vaginal blood fart


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OfflineRJLR
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: beejay]
    #3826910 - 02/24/05 12:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Wrinkled, caked up, old fanny fart


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OfflinePennyPincher
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
    #3826913 - 02/24/05 12:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

"I would't mind peein' in her butthole"


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OfflineRJLR
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
    #3826915 - 02/24/05 12:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Green Gizum with cheesy fish pimple


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http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
    #3826922 - 02/24/05 12:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

oh wait I have one....... I like to eat my buggers or I play with my mans balls when I high???




lol jk
Much love guys
Kristi


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Edited by KristiMidocean (02/24/05 12:40 PM)


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OfflineRJLR
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3827079 - 02/24/05 01:17 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Big fat cock... small nasal hole


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OfflinePathos
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3827095 - 02/24/05 01:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

"I just got blasted in the chest with projectile diarrhea"


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Pathos]
    #3827105 - 02/24/05 01:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:oogle: :puke:


good one


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3827140 - 02/24/05 01:31 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Mangina


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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3827298 - 02/24/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Vaginal secretion.


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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: dobinky]
    #3827305 - 02/24/05 02:24 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

rusty trombone to jelly donought to golden shower.

its a combo move


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OfflineBloodNOil
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3827318 - 02/24/05 02:29 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

My all-time favorite:

Butt Plundering Ass-Pirate

Thank you.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: BloodNOil]
    #3827327 - 02/24/05 02:32 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

thanks, for what
BTW, is your name Nick Cerrone, that dude is a real ass pirate


Edited by Boiledmeatloaf (02/24/05 02:33 PM)


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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3827334 - 02/24/05 02:34 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Cum infested anal drip


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