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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
Your math is all wrong.

Female+Female=amazing



No your math is wrong

Female2 + Me = Amazing


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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I like eating pussy more than I like fucking it. The last time I had sex, this is what happened: I ate her out for about 30 minutes, then she fucked me with the strap-on (Nexus jr.) for about an hour, then we 69'ed for about an hour and a half. Then we fell asleep.

The next morning we took turns fucking each other. We started out with regular ol' penis-> Vagina sex, then When I was getting close to busting a nut, we swaped out and she fucked me with the Nexus till I came, and then kept going till she came. We made out for a while, and then I ate her out some more.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: xxxchristian69]
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xxxchristian69 said:
this is a vary stupid post i think penis are vary pretty in ART and sexually i'm  not gay it's how i feel about them in fact when i masterbate sometime's right when i'm about to cum i look at my dick instead of the girl in the porno my dick's really hot to me so are other guy's slong's i love seeing a girl get fucked and creamed on



whoah!!
:scat:


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
I like eating pussy more than I like fucking it. The last time I had sex, this is what happened: I ate her out for about 30 minutes, then she fucked me with the strap-on (Nexus jr.) for about an hour, then we 69'ed for about an hour and a half. Then we fell asleep.

The next morning we took turns fucking each other. We started out with regular ol' penis-> Vagina sex, then When I was getting close to busting a nut, we swaped out and she fucked me with the Nexus till I came, and then kept going till she came. We made out for a while, and then I ate her out some more.



:projectile:

i agree i would rather give and recieve oral sex than have intercoarse, but man! i really dont need to know about your girlfriend fucking you up the ass with a strap on, thats just gross!


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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im sorry, girl on girl is hot! but gay male sex is the most disgusting thing possible (short of scat porn)!


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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I for one appreciate Mr. Hitler's honesty. 

Thanks for sharing, Baby.  :thumbup:  You sound like a hella a guy.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:



Then WHY ON EARTH would you plunge your sexed up finger-of-GOD into roadkill? 

I mean, I'm just a little confused here.  Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.




Just because I don't find a vagina aesthetically pleasing doesn't mean I won't ram my cock into it.



But you compared a vagina to ROADKILL...either you're exaggerating or you haunt the freeways at night with a shovel looking for mangled animals corpses to insert your dick in.


 

What I do with roadkill at night is none of yer business.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
either you're exaggerating or you haunt the freeways at night with a shovel looking for mangled animals corpses to insert your dick in.




You say that like it's a bad thing. :naughty:

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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MushmanTheManic said:
MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
MOTH said:
MushmanTheManic said:
I got laid on Wednesday, sweetheart. :smirk:



Then WHY ON EARTH would you plunge your sexed up finger-of-GOD into roadkill? 

I mean, I'm just a little confused here.  Unless you secretly enjoy the smell of decay.




Just because I don't find a vagina aesthetically pleasing doesn't mean I won't ram my cock into it.



But you compared a vagina to ROADKILL...either you're exaggerating or you haunt the freeways at night with a shovel looking for mangled animals corpses to insert your dick in.


 

What I do with roadkill at night is none of yer business.



Yeah, you're right.  I'd rather not imagine a cock penetrating the rotted out head of a blood-smeared raccoon.

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
I like eating pussy more than I like fucking it. The last time I had sex, this is what happened: I ate her out for about 30 minutes, then she fucked me with the strap-on (Nexus jr.) for about an hour, then we 69'ed for about an hour and a half. Then we fell asleep.

The next morning we took turns fucking each other. We started out with regular ol' penis-> Vagina sex, then When I was getting close to busting a nut, we swaped out and she fucked me with the Nexus till I came, and then kept going till she came. We made out for a while, and then I ate her out some more.





that sounds amazing, i never have sex for more then 30 min haha, cum and nap :biggrin:


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Technically, I like both, but there are standards.  Like, the thought of my partner's hot, throbbing dick punching deep inside of me over and over...well, I can almost feel it just describing it. 

However, I don't appreciate the cocks on other guys in the same way.  Because for me to enjoy sex with a guy, it takes intimacy.  I just am not naturally attracted to men, especially the sex organ part.  I do however develop personality crushes on men. 

With women, it's different.  More of a physical attraction.  I get so hot at the thought of naked women that just about every girl I meet or encounter I wonder, "I wonder what it's like to <insert sexual fantasy here.> 

So yah, what was the question again?  :shrug:



Well said.  I feel the same way :wink:


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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Quote:
i never have sex for more then 30 min haha, cum and nap :biggrin:



lol

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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: serendipitythenot]
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All girls are lesbo's.......some just dont admit it as easily.


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Re: why arent all girls lesbos?(female responses needed) [Re: fetalscab]
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my wife is more a tits kind of girl fussy is alright for her but kissing a girl and playing with titties whilst gettin dick now that's what she likes


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