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Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow * 1
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:awesomenod: technology is amazing, and I wanted to say i love all you guys in case they make me blind and i can't chill on the shroomery anymore, and if so I take back technology being amazing.

Fucking thrilled, blind as a bat without my glasses on and contacts fuck up my eyes so I've been saving to do this for years and it's finally time:awedance:

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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I've heard from every person that has ever had it it that ive talked to said it was the best thing they ever did. Cheers!!:chugbeer:
Hopefully you still get ta' wear the cool sun glasses?

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:


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Did I say it too loud? Big heart? Or a little misleading!:musicnote:

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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Sounds scary, I'd never be able to endure some lasers burning my eyeballs. Are you gonna be knocked out for it?


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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Shortknight]
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Yeah u have to wear those weird spider man looking goggles for about 8 hours after its done :lol: they said I should have most of my vision corrected and be able to drive the following morning and then it'll gradually get even better over a short period of time

@Sheekle, they give you a mild sedative to relax and some eye drops that stop your eyes from moving as much, the guy who checked me out today said it's only 40 seconds an eye, but you're still awake for it

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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So you're supposed to stare perfectly straight for 40 seconds and if you move at all you'll literally go blind forever for the next several decades of your life?

I'm pretty sure the nervousness will make my eyes twitch and ruin my life


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Sheekle]
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I had Lasik done. Its fucking awesome, no more contacts or glasses bullshit anymore.


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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
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Good luck! Its a breeze! I got it done before going to college like 4 years ago lol! Literally was one of the best decisions of my life. My vision sucked before then and I hated wearing contacts, so I was basically blind all the time. Almost my whole family got it also and they love it! I don't get why more people don't get it..

Cheers

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Shortknight]
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Shortknight said:
I've heard from every person that has ever had it it that ive talked to said it was the best thing they ever did. Cheers!!:chugbeer:
Hopefully you still get ta' wear the cool sun glasses?

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:



Best thing I ever did...I had mine done 15 yrs. ago and have never regretted my decision....and, I was blind as a bat.:sunny:


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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
So you're supposed to stare perfectly straight for 40 seconds and if you move at all you'll literally go blind forever for the next several decades of your life?

I'm pretty sure the nervousness will make my eyes twitch and ruin my life



That's the coolest part, the machines they have now are supposedly motion sensitive and will move with your eyes if you twitch around, according to the guy there's less then a .05% chance of having any complications, and the chance of completely blind is basically nonexistent, in his words

And it's a lifetime gaurentee and free touch ups if I ever need them done for whatever reason

Edit: I'm not sure how this works still, but you can supposedly blink even during the procedure too, I guess I'll find out how in the morning

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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It's pretty awesome. My physician got me to 15/20 within 48 hours (better than 20/20).

I remember riding my bike with a bran new pair of those "high contrast" riding glasses the day or two after. I was just staring at the trees in awe because I could see so much detail.

Definitely a life changer.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: badchad] * 1
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Less yappin, more zappin!


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Once you understand the way broadly, you see it in all things. -Musashi

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Matt87]
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I would've been blinded like a dozen times by now if I didn't wear glasses.


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Once you understand the way broadly, you see it in all things. -Musashi

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Matt87]
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Twas a success!! Basically already have 20/20 but i have to wear these goggles for the rest of today and everytime I sleep for a week.

Procedure was really quick but my legs were shaking because it's freaky how they do some of it but still, fuck yeah :lol:

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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SirShroomsAlott said:
Twas a success!! Basically already have 20/20 but i have to wear these goggles for the rest of today and everytime I sleep for a week.

Procedure was really quick but my legs were shaking because it's freaky how they do some of it but still, fuck yeah :lol:



Years down the line your going to look back and ask yourself how you ever lived before it.


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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Fractallife]
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What's it like?
Do you feel anything?
What kinda sensations take over when this whole things going on?
Did your eyes melt?
Do you feel like a cyborg now?


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Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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SirShroomsAlott said:
:awesomenod: technology is amazing, and I wanted to say i love all you guys in case they make me blind and i can't chill on the shroomery anymore, and if so I take back technology being amazing.

Fucking thrilled, blind as a bat without my glasses on and contacts fuck up my eyes so I've been saving to do this for years and it's finally time:awedance:



Best decision youve ever made


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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Patlal]
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damn kinda got me wanting to get my vision corrected now. i mean it aint the worst i lived with it long enough, i just have trouble reading shit from far away and little details and such. little enough that i dont bother with glasses beside for night driving

but it would still be overall a huge improvement and i could imagine it being pretty life changing to see crystal clear all the time without any vision aid.

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Re: Getting my vision corrected with lasik tomorrow [Re: Mr. Wednesday]
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Lord Magus Medivh said:
damn kinda got me wanting to get my vision corrected now. i mean it aint the worst i lived with it long enough, i just have trouble reading shit from far away and little details and such. little enough that i dont bother with glasses beside for night driving

but it would still be overall a huge improvement and i could imagine it being pretty life changing to see crystal clear all the time without any vision aid.



It is. Especially when you trip.


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