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OfflineHelge
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Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing
    #5741262 - 06/12/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If anyone is thinking about getting it I HIGHLY recommend it! I had it done sat. morning and I went out and partied sat. night with perfect vision--just had to wear some gay eye protectors. God I love it! Free from bullshit glasses, and I now have 20/20+ vision and it is getting better as my eyes heal. They are just a little dry right now. They never hurt at all. The procedure itself was like a crazy ass light show... lol, almost wanna do it again while rolling! I went with Lasikplus! Prolly the best $2500 I will ever spend!
-Helge


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5741272 - 06/12/06 10:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks for that bro Im thinking of getting it done... I just need the money. I usually wear contacts 95% of the time, and the 5% that I wear my glasses I get headaches from them.

Lasik... here I come.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5741280 - 06/12/06 10:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Don't you have to be at least 27 years old or something? Something to do with how your eyes have reached a certain point of development or something. I'd like to get it done as soon as it's worth it, I'd hate to have my eyes just get worse and have wasted the money.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5741283 - 06/12/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I need it bad, i hate glasses and don't wear them even tho iv got like 20/80 vision


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5741317 - 06/12/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just had it done last week. Best decision I ever made.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: unbeliever]
    #5741320 - 06/12/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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unbeliever said:
Don't you have to be at least 27 years old or something? Something to do with how your eyes have reached a certain point of development or something. I'd like to get it done as soon as it's worth it, I'd hate to have my eyes just get worse and have wasted the money.



Your eyes do have to stabilize, but there's no particular age limit. I'm 23, and my vision had been stable for a couple years before I finally got it done.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Silversoul]
    #5741326 - 06/12/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
Quote:

unbeliever said:
Don't you have to be at least 27 years old or something? Something to do with how your eyes have reached a certain point of development or something. I'd like to get it done as soon as it's worth it, I'd hate to have my eyes just get worse and have wasted the money.



Your eyes do have to stabilize, but there's no particular age limit. I'm 23, and my vision had been stable for a couple years before I finally got it done.




Cool, I'll probably have my wife get it first though. She's much blinder than me, heh.I wonder how they determine if your eyes are "stabilized".


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: unbeliever]
    #5741332 - 06/12/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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unbeliever said:I wonder how they determine if your eyes are "stabilized".




Probably through your history of eye examinations. ie, if your glasses prescription hasn't changed in x number of years.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: unbeliever]
    #5741333 - 06/12/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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unbeliever said:
I wonder how they determine if your eyes are "stabilized".



Well, my prescription hadn't changed in the past two years. Also, they do lots of eye exams to see if you're a good candidate for surgery.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5741337 - 06/12/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Your subject reads !=

'!=' means 'does not equal'


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Silversoul]
    #5741341 - 06/12/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Did you get the "custom" lasik?

I'm going for mine in a couple months. The Dr. where I want to go said I had to wear my glasses for a week ahead of time.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: badchad]
    #5741378 - 06/12/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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badchad said:
Did you get the "custom" lasik?



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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: blink]
    #5741801 - 06/12/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
Your subject reads !=

'!=' means 'does not equal'




same thing i thought!


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5742513 - 06/12/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Liquidkick said:
Quote:

blinkidiot said:
Your subject reads !=

'!=' means 'does not equal'




same thing i thought!




And me.

You gotta watch your punctuation on tech-savy boards!


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Ythan]
    #5743248 - 06/12/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

and me .... how many of you other people have programmed before?

(although its also used in math too no?)


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: kaniz]
    #5743291 - 06/12/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I thought /= was not equal and ! was a non-representable number?


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5743482 - 06/12/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i had it done a few years ago and it was great for awhile, but now my eyesight is horrible again. expect exspensive touch ups from time to time. my uncle had it done and he's already had 3 touch ups. he's pretty old so i think it's not a matter of being a certain age or whatever. you'll just most likely have to have touch up surgery.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5743502 - 06/12/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i had it done a few years ago and it was great for awhile, but now my eyesight is horrible again. expect exspensive touch ups from time to time. my uncle had it done and he's already had 3 touch ups. he's pretty old so i think it's not a matter of being a certain age or whatever. you'll just most likely have to have touch up surgery.




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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5743517 - 06/12/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My mom had it done just like a month ago and she says the same thing. She loves it! But because she's old she still has to use reading glasses.. lol! So it's kinda more of a pain in the ass for her, but she says that she can see everything else perfectly.

She said the prodecure literally took less than 5 mins. I'm really considering it. I keep hearing excellent things about it and my eyesight hasn't changed in quite a few years.

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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: dr0mni]
    #5743566 - 06/12/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i have horrible eye sight at a young age. i can't even read the computer screen in front of me without contacts.

my right eye contact is like 4.00 and for the left it's 3.50 - i started out at .75 in the right and .50 in the left.

i'm a god damn blind man.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5747376 - 06/13/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

BTW, Im 19... I got lasikplus in Milwaukee WI. I also got a lifetime plan so if my vision were to go to hell/change--since I am younger, I can go anytime and get it fixed for free for life!
-helge


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5747406 - 06/13/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm going to be getting lasek in the next 6 months


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: blink]
    #5747482 - 06/13/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I noticed it also, I have worked a lot with c/c++.. it means the same in those languages.

I knew what he meant though..


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5747958 - 06/13/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Let me be a nazi:

I think you mean 20/20-

If you were 20/10, you'd have better eyesight than someone who is 20/20.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Gumby]
    #5748245 - 06/14/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Since I had lasik done, my eyesight has become 20/15.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Silversoul]
    #5787028 - 06/24/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Decided to bump this because I've been reading some different things about contacts and lasik.

How long had you had your contacts out before the procedure? I've read anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 days. (The guy I want to go to said 7 days).


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: badchad]
    #5787215 - 06/24/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this girl i know had it done and she can barely see now...


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5787293 - 06/24/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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mushiemountain said:
i have horrible eye sight at a young age. i can't even read the computer screen in front of me without contacts.

my right eye contact is like 4.00 and for the left it's 3.50 - i started out at .75 in the right and .50 in the left.

i'm a god damn blind man.




My eyes are -7.5 in each eye.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5787315 - 06/24/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm -4.75.

I just figured now is a good time to get it done (I also have the money at the moment). The official FDA site says go without contacts for two weeks, my eyecare guy said 1 week, if I get the consult this week I'll be at 12 days. Seems most sites say a week, some even 3 days.

Just one of those things you really wanna do right the first time. I'll obv. question them on it, I was just curious to see what others experiences were.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: badchad]
    #5787331 - 06/24/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

!!!OMG IM BLIND!!!


  :smile2:












Sorry.... I couldnt resist.  :ashamed:


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: eligal]
    #5787449 - 06/24/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i'm going to feel sorry for you when your eyes fall out in ten years

i don't even know what my script is or what my eyes are, but i need glass

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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5787455 - 06/24/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
i'm going to feel sorry for you when your eyes fall out in ten years





:sad:


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: eligal]
    #5900965 - 07/26/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Man,

Ive been hoping to do that all my life...

I really hope to have the cash for it some day.


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: Helge]
    #5901063 - 07/26/06 04:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

HAHAHA! I clicked the thread waiting to hear your horror story about lasik...

Just so you know, in the programming world, the operator "!=" would be read "not equal"... so I thought you were saying that lasik was not amazing...

I've been thinking about this for a long time, but its just such a money issue for me...


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Re: Lasik Surgery!=Fucking Amazing [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5901071 - 07/26/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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BLAST_420 said:
I need it bad, i hate glasses and don't wear them even tho iv got like 20/80 vision




thats my problem as well..i have 20/90..and only wear glasses while i'm driving..


i've considered it...but worried about the invasiveness of it,i'm not oen t fuck with my eyes all to often,hah


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