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How do you guys feel about Lasik?
    #21920123 - 07/09/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So im planning to get my girlfriend lasik surgery in a couple months, but im having some concerns.

I remember a few years back there were people whos vision was completely fucked for life because of it.

Have any of you guys had it/known someone who got fucked by it?


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920134 - 07/09/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've heard nothing but good things :shrug:


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920135 - 07/09/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

nope, best decision of my life. 10 years without glasses or contacts


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21920140 - 07/09/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Only bad thing I heard is your eyes can get dry and if you rub them in the recovery period you might need to go back again. If they do it shitty it can make your vision worse too.


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21920142 - 07/09/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JohnnieYen said:
nope, best decision of my life. 10 years without glasses or contacts



Im reading about things like dry eyes and HPPD/aura type symptoms.

Have you experienced any visual disturbances or static after it?


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920150 - 07/09/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

never had any issues. I had more issues with contact lenses (dry eyes, eye infections)


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21920156 - 07/09/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I went with a very reputable place. They were to goto place of all the pro sports teams in my city.


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21920165 - 07/09/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ive only heard of one problem with it.

my fifth grade(maybe 7th, idk) english teacher had to constantly use artificial tears, like ever half hour. for some reason his eyes almost completely stopped producing tears after the surgery

which is weird, because i would think lasik has nothing to do with tear ducts :shrug:


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: Adolin]
    #21920185 - 07/09/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I heard its soo common now that there are few risks. Just find a good doctor


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920191 - 07/09/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think I'd do it. I've heard a couple of horror stories about it, and as unlikely as it would be, I wouldn't want to be one of the lucky few. I have exactly that kinda luck. There's also something off putting about a procedure that's sold on sale with coupons like pizza or car tires :lol:.

Luckily I don't have to worry about it. I don't need glasses or anything.


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21920200 - 07/09/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i'd never get it just because i dont mind wearing glasses.

i actually feel off without them, like something is wrong. i like the weight on my face, and i think i look better with them

if i really hated glasses i would get it in a heartbeat though, because contacts are even worse


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920203 - 07/09/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd be interested to do it at some point when I have the money to spare.


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: psi]
    #21920208 - 07/09/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had laser surgery 12 years ago.

Best thing I ever did


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JvF]
    #21920212 - 07/09/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lasik is a pretty sweet gig for an ophthalmologist.  Or did you mean from a patient's perspective? 

I heard it's gotten safer and better over the years.  But I have perfect vision and no one I really know has ever gotten it.. that I know of. 

Is lasik like plastic surgery and makeup; a big lie to fool people into thinking someone has better genes than they really do?


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21920219 - 07/09/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would recommend it to anyone that is nearsighted and has to wear glasses or contacts. I did mine 20 some years ago and still think it's one of the best decisions that I have ever made.
I do require reading glasses (magnifiers) for close things and night vision suffers just a little but I'm 55 and age may have some bearing on that. I think it is a great gift to give someone....so very useful.:sunny::peace:


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: Hippocampus]
    #21920224 - 07/09/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nah. Lasik is a bane to most ophthalmologists. its like cashing out instead of having a lifetime client


its nothing like plastic surgery or makeup either, it fixes your eyes so you can see without contacts or glasses. genes have nothing to do with it


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: Adolin]
    #21920360 - 07/09/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lasik is great if you don't really need glasses.  I think most of the people with GOOD results barely needed glasses.  The shittier your eyes are the more they have to burn off during the procedure, which puts you at greater risk for side effects.

i had it done, and i have almost every fucking side effect on there stupid side effect list that they put you in a room and do a homework assignment on.  I asked my doc the chances of side effects and he told me like 1 in 100,000 typically but my eyes were bad so i was closer to 1 in 10,000

which is bullshit since i got almost every side effect there is.

basically when my eyes get dry ill start to get double vision.

looking at anything with LED lights, i get starburts/big giant lines of light jetting out from the light to pretty much the end of my vision in some cases.

On one of my visits in the waiting room i noticed there were TWO of everything on the ceiling, like the double vision was so fucking bad you couldn't tell it was a double vision, it was 2 identical copys almost

Then there's your night vision, soon as you get your eyes done they put sunglass goggles on you, there's a reason for this besides the obvious.  Its because soon as they burn your eyes, you loose a level of brightness that you can see.  In otherwords EVERYTHING becomes a shade dimmer.  But its hard to notice because they have you wearing sunglasses for 3-7 days straight.

So i went from being able to see fairly well at night, to not being able to see shit in the dark at all.  When i go to work on my truck during late night hours, say outside, a light from the garage don't cut it anymore, now i HAVE to have hand lights with me, say even for just popping the hood.  I can see the engine, but there's alot of shit i know i would have been able to see that i can't anymore.

Lastly, the most annoying thing, is sensitivity to brightness.  It was the hardest one for me to describe.  during the doctors visit they have you look at a projection of letters, so there's alot of light around them.  Well the problem was i could see the letters, but at the same time i couldn't, it took me forever to understand what was actually happening.  Its still hard to explain but it just boils down to light sensitivity, it made it so i could see but couldn't really see what i was looking at.  anyways, i also go crosseyed now really easy,  for example looking at a thin clothsline hanging does it to me everytime, both eyes focus on a different spot and i can't stop it now.

ive learned to ignore lot of this shit, i have dry eyes too but i just make myself cry a couple times a day, like looking at almond flours testicles really helped.

So bottom line is lasik is really for people who don't need glasses, its funny because its the people with shitty eyes and thick heavy glasses that really need it but those people should really stay away from it.  Its made for the people who want it for vanity.

also its alot more expensive than they say on TV, you go in thinking its like $300 an eye, you come out paying $2000 an eye and being told to get some fancy eye drops that cost $200 a month

bottom line is, contact lenses are getting really good, and soon they will have something better than lasik, so id just stay the fuck away from it.  Because those future technologys you might not be able to do if you have lasik, lasik removes shit, its alot harder to add shit back.

And ill tell you my main theory on why lasik fails or causes alot of side effects.  My theory is, it burns a FLAT surface, when it should be slightly round.  Thats why you get starburts n shit because light is hitting a flat surface.  Its alot harder to program a lazer to cut thousands of spots at different heights, which is what it would have to do, to do it right


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21920379 - 07/09/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

damn, i'm glad i enjoy wearing glasses.

my eyes are shit, but as long as i have glasses, my nightvision is way above average once my eyes adjust to the darkness. at least i think it is, i can always point out stars that others cant see at all

that sucks makaveli. you got dealt a shit hand


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21920450 - 07/09/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had literally coke bottle glasses my left eye bring the worst. I think is was +6.35 or something like that.
I also have astigmatism so I went in a little worried.
I had sensitivity to light for a few weeks but it went away.
All in I think I paid about 3K including aftercare drops and post care appointments.

No dry eyes, no double vision, great night vision.


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Re: How do you guys feel about Lasik? [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21920559 - 07/09/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well with the old surgery they only had lenses that gave you either near sighted or far sighted vision and you still needed reading glasses, but they have some new lenses that actually adjust so you don't need reading glasses.
I want to get this so bad.


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