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Offlinenastynaven
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would you have sex with a ghost/zombie?
    #22019251 - 07/30/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if she was really hot?



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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven] * 1
    #22019258 - 07/30/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ghost yes, zombie no.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven]
    #22019261 - 07/30/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The nice thing is that you can't get them pregnant


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven]
    #22019266 - 07/30/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How do you fuck a ghost air humping doesn't make me climax I've tried so I say no.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Nitrous Monkey] * 1
    #22019275 - 07/30/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'll fuck anything that moves!!


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: thebitterbuffalo26] * 1
    #22019308 - 07/30/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Busting makes me feel good


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: thebitterbuffalo26]
    #22019314 - 07/30/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You'll be able to do it in VR :wink:

All the weirdos are really going to show their true colors in virtual reality mang.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Psilosopherr] * 2
    #22019343 - 07/30/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i'd fuck zombi3 :douchewink:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven]
    #22019348 - 07/30/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have sex with a zombie all the time. My wife cant get enough!


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22019355 - 07/30/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A recently turned zombie yes


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #22019357 - 07/30/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A zombie has a rotten pussy filled with maggots mmm


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Nitrous Monkey] * 1
    #22019362 - 07/30/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hey now don't talk about ZePequeno that way


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven]
    #22019374 - 07/30/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have actually, sex with spirits, during Sleep Paralysis and during Deep MXE exploration.

It is EXTREMELY DESIRABLE. :itwasgoodforme: I wish I had it happen every day. They do stuff with your chakras on your spirit body that is so beyond the sexual, and it translates back to your earthly body.

Your spirit body is full of intensely erogenous zones, and a friendly spirit so willing can play you like a fiddle.

Spirits can seize your spirit body in such a way that feels very physical, and its quite literally as if your earthly body is being handled.

Its SO GOOD.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22019388 - 07/30/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
i'd fuck zombi3 :douchewink:



:whathesaid:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Asante]
    #22019423 - 07/30/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I have actually, sex with spirits, during Sleep Paralysis and during Deep MXE exploration.

It is EXTREMELY DESIRABLE. :itwasgoodforme: I wish I had it happen every day. They do stuff with your chakras on your spirit body that is so beyond the sexual, and it translates back to your earthly body.

Your spirit body is full of intensely erogenous zones, and a friendly spirit so willing can play you like a fiddle.

Spirits can seize your spirit body in such a way that feels very physical, and its quite literally as if your earthly body is being handled.

Its SO GOOD.





I had sleep paralysis once..my window was open and I felt the spirit of this girl(who I always wanted to have sex with for years) enter my room..i was laying on my back and it felt like all the air was pumped out of the room, and I was paralyzed kind of, and I felt the spirit completely surround my whole being, and it proceeded to have sex with me in some weird spirit type of way.

only happened to me once and it was during my whole psychosis stage of my life


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: nastynaven]
    #22019453 - 07/30/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
A recently turned zombie yes





Yeah, i'd get down with a fresh zombie.

Not sure about the ghost, would it be visible? Could I grab onto it?

Too many variables, be more specific.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22019474 - 07/30/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thank you!  I made a thread in PSSS about it, feel free to add your experience!

Muggles can't relate :grin:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Asante]
    #22019496 - 07/30/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Gurfs final video was a lie

"4) Post with the intent of sparking intelligent discussion. Posts lacking content will be locked or removed. The Pub is not Facebook or Twitter, and treating it as such will result with your thread being deleted. If you post a video or a picture, please also add a description about it and encourage people to discuss it."

Can we ban this dude yet, All he does is advertise, and never contributes or tries to "spark intelligent conversation"

Follow the rules you implemented mods please.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22019498 - 07/30/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do they have all their toes?


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: ChinChiller]
    #22019591 - 07/30/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You need to see the movie "contracted" to truly grasp the idea of taking a zombie to bed.

:awwhellno:


I would choose neither.


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