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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Devon420]
    #22112147 - 08/19/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Typically the ones that scare you feed off your fear, not your sexual energy.
A powerful mind can transform malevolent beings with love though.

Call me a quack, I dun' curr.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22112228 - 08/19/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ahhh man just remember the sexy chick in 13 ghosts


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22112250 - 08/19/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

in my teenage years a succubus would visit me regularly for a time..
  Its quite possible while I was abducted ( not 100 percent sure on being abducted) that I was forced to have sex with aliens..  I dont know for sure though, but apparently that happens.. My sperm is a hot commodity across the galaxy.. they probably got my babies in petri dishes.

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22112256 - 08/19/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hahah wtf. Creepy ass thread.  Those grudge but he's man. They can do crazy contortions and imaging how that growl/ticking noise feels on your balls hahah

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22115542 - 08/20/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ahhh man just remember the sexy chick in 13 ghosts





Would bang.

This thread should be titled "Would you bang that zombie?"


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22115547 - 08/20/15 06:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Here's a "zombie hunter" I found when looking for hot zombies.

Insta-crush on this girl, WOW.




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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: 1234go]
    #22116268 - 08/20/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Showing so much skin just makes it easier to get bit. :facepalm:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22116289 - 08/20/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like how both of her eyes are open as she's looking down a scope.

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22116296 - 08/20/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
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i'd fuck zombi3 :douchewink:



:whathesaid:




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Do they have all their toes?



Took long enough :lol:


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The only question I have, is if she's corporeal enough to produce physical sensation, what happens if you blow a load in her mouth? Does it just drip as if nothing is there, or is there like a little ball of semen that floats around until it hits something solid.




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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Sun King]
    #22116300 - 08/20/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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ghost yes, zombie no.




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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: 1234go]
    #22116308 - 08/20/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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1234go said:
Here's a "zombie hunter" I found when looking for hot zombies.

Insta-crush on this girl, WOW.








:thatsayes:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22116418 - 08/20/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Showing so much skin just makes it easier to get bit. :facepalm:



the stelleto heels are great zombie runnin shoes

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Drumdude27]
    #22116440 - 08/20/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)


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i'd fuck zombi3 :douchewink:



:whathesaid:




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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22116451 - 08/20/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But would you fuck a zombie raw?

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22116458 - 08/20/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I like how both of her eyes are open as she's looking down a scope.




It shows that she doesn't even about guns, and is just exploiting people who do. That's funny to me. :hehehe:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #22116460 - 08/20/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I like how both of her eyes are open as she's looking down a scope.




Do you shoot? Both eyes open is proper technique.


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22116469 - 08/20/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22116479 - 08/20/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I like how both of her eyes are open as she's looking down a scope.





:rolleyes:

You're one a' them buzzkill movie analyzers too aren't ya? :smirk:

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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: 1234go]
    #22116838 - 08/20/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm happy that here in the pub, we ask the questions that really matter. :laugh2:

No really, where else would I discuss this lol?


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Re: would you have sex with a ghost/zombie? [Re: 1234go]
    #22117292 - 08/20/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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1234go said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
I like how both of her eyes are open as she's looking down a scope.





:rolleyes:

You're one a' them buzzkill movie analyzers too aren't ya? :smirk:



I totally am. I appreciate quality movies. The only way to make most modern movies tolerable is by laughing at all the bullshit they allowed into their final edit.

Is that really proper shooting technique caterpillar? No, I've never fired a gun.

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