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Have a socialist christmas!!!
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It is a common assumption by new-age hipsters, punksters and the average hipster-doofus that Christmas is a capitalistic-consumer holiday where the masses flock in large sweaty groups to pack themselves into shopping malls and stuff their fat bellies with cheese-steaks and pork sandwiches.

so false.

If the Christians of Old Europe didnt come up with Christmas first, I'm sure that Karl Marx would have. Christmas is a ritualistic re-distribution of wealth, where a group of individuals gather by a tree and give each other presents. What is so key about the present exchange is the fact that within the vast majority of families, the wealthier individuals will spend more money on the presents they give than the less-wealthy individuals; thusly re-distributing wealth in a sub-conscious attempt to make society more economically egalitarian.



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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Positronius]
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I like the way everyithing can be something totally different if you just view it through a different glass.


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"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world."- J. D. Salinger

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: the universe]
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yes, yes indeed. Thats what I like about capitalism, its open to manipulation, you can build your own little socialist island within the midst of the violent seas of the free market.


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: the universe]
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the universe said:
I like the way everyithing can be something totally different if you just view it through a different glass. 



Myself, I see Christmas as a massive coverup of alien migration patterns. :grin:

It's all about perspective..
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
It's all about perspective..
Peace. 




Deja vu

(Yes, I am still awake and pecking on the keyboard.I am trying to induce hallucinations through sleep deprivation.) :stoned: 


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I may not always tell the truth, but atleast I'm honest
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I see what everyone is saying. It is so hard to form an opinion when you see both sides so clearly!

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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I love sleep deprivation, until I get to the point where I hate it and everything arround me. Ive just finished my last exam and Ive been staying up all night for the past week, now my schedual is fucked, but I dont have much of an incentive to correct my lifestyle because I dont have anything to do until the 15th.

Thus is life.


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Positronius]
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I am giving all my friends Soviet-made AK-47s for Christmas.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Positronius]
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Positronius said:
I love sleep deprivation, until I get to the point where I hate it and everything arround me. Ive just finished my last exam and Ive been staying up all night for the past week, now my schedual is fucked, but I dont have much of an incentive to correct my lifestyle because I dont have anything to do until the 15th.

Thus is life. 




Shit! I am just starting to feel good.

I too am on hiatus.

I have been playing the piano and studying my chemistry book for over 48 straight hours now. Oh yeah, and posting here at the shroomery.


Thus is life! :cool: 


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
I am giving all my friends Soviet-made AK-47s for Christmas. 





Can I be your friend? :grin: 


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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sirreal said:
(Yes, I am still awake and pecking on the keyboard.I am trying to induce hallucinations through sleep deprivation.) :stoned: 



Hhhm... so you are working for them, then? You are here to record my every thought so They know what to expect of me when they come to silence me?! Well, guess what! I have plans for these migrating space aliens! Big plans! Want me to let you in? :grin:
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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Maybe next year...


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: fireworks_god]
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I'm so itchy


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
sirreal said:
(Yes, I am still awake and pecking on the keyboard.I am trying to induce hallucinations through sleep deprivation.) :stoned: 



Hhhm... so you are working for them, then? You are here to record my every thought so They know what to expect of me when they come to silence me?! Well, guess what! I have plans for these migrating space aliens! Big plans! Want me to let you in? :grin:
Peace. 




You got it ass backwards. They are working for me.

:devil:

And BTW, I already know what your plans are. I have been studying the patterns in your posts for quite some time now. Being friendly so you would open up :lol:......:razz: 


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Maybe next year...




Maybe not...


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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sirreal said:
And BTW, I already know what your plans are. I have been studying the patterns in your posts for quite some time now. Being friendly so you would open up :lol:......:razz: 



But there is something you don't understand.. you are employed by me. I have been leading you the wrong trail for so very long. You see, I only post here on Wednesday's. On every other day, the person posting was a man by the name of Jesus.

I have effortlessly thrown you off my trail. The aliens will now migrate with impunity and the Earth will be destroyed! Muahahahaha!
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
sirreal said:
And BTW, I already know what your plans are. I have been studying the patterns in your posts for quite some time now. Being friendly so you would open up :lol:......:razz: 



But there is something you don't understand.. you are employed by me. I have been leading you the wrong trail for so very long. You see, I only post here on Wednesday's. On every other day, the person posting was a man by the name of Jesus.

I have effortlessly thrown you off my trail. The aliens will now migrate with impunity and the Earth will be destroyed! Muahahahaha!
Peace. 




Allright, I am starting to hallucinate now. :nut:


Oh yeah, and thanks for the mindfuck!


I now believe in hell again. :lol: 


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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sirreal said:
Oh yeah, and thanks for the mindfuck!

I now believe in hell again. :lol: 



:lol:

So, now, to bring this back on-topic... um.... Socialists, in general, don't give good.. presents... Christmas... perspective... burn in Hell! :devil:

:grin:
Peace. 


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
:lol:

So, now, to bring this back on-topic... um.... Socialists, in general, don't give good.. presents... Christmas... perspective... burn in Hell! :devil:

:grin:
Peace. 




This shit is so funny! Of course I am hallucinating right now.

Sorry to jack the thread. The devil (Fireworks) made me do it! :devil: 


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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: sirreal]
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It's not really a redistribution of wealth, because the gifts stay within the same family. A burgeous family will remain a burgeous family, the proletariat will remain the proletariat.
It did become a capitalist holiday, because we are urged to consume. If it were a communist holiday, we'd give handmade gifts and not pre-wrapped gifts right off the conveyor belt.


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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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Re: Have a socialist christmas!!! [Re: Alan Stone]
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a lot of flirting in this sexy thread

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