Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

PlanetSpores.ca
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21489599 -

nature = evil

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21489617 -

fun fact: i've been farting while posting in this thread >.>

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21489623 -

Girl farts are way more stinky than the worst dad or uncle fart. That is why you dutch oven them to get even. :lol:


--------------------
:kingcrankey: Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings :flipthebird: And all time Champion thread killer.:thatsayes:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #21489627 -

Almond Flour said:
:lol: here are also laws for Muslims on the validity of a prayer if Gass is passed and makes a noticeable noise or smell


Thank the lord this isn't a Christian law. We'd never here the end of you defending it.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21489652 -

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! My lover does not get gassed!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Caprica]
    #21489752 -

Caprica said:
fun fact: i've been farting while posting in this thread >.>


keeping it from husband will save you from hellfire.

oh and i can smell them now. they smell sexy.

r00tuuu123 said:
Girl farts are way more stinky than the worst dad or uncle fart. That is why you dutch oven them to get even. :lol:


:seriousthumbsup: it's only fair.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21489760 -

its sexy


you just dont hear women fart normally, i can't help it if it turns me on :lol: i dunno if i'd be cool with getting farted in my face, but in the heat of the moment i'd probably just laugh

Edited by Adolin (04/01/15 10:54 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Redwood] * 1
    #21489764 -

Redwood said:
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! My lover does not get gassed!

Somebody's fibbin. :laugh2:


--------------------
:kingcrankey: Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings :flipthebird: And all time Champion thread killer.:thatsayes:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
    #21489772 -

Daddyzomed said:
Almond Flour said:
Shroomslip said:
Depends how long you've been with them. At first it's only polite and nice to hold in the gas, it shows you care. After so long though, I feel you should both be comfortable enough with other to fart freely.


Are you sure? Full blown release of the valve. You are ok with that?




Its all fine n dandy
unless she farted on my weiner



What if she farted on your dick and you really liked it, like it was your new thing and you could no longer reach orgasm without feminine gas caressing your jibbly bits. 
Or what if you were smashing her dirt box and she farted and the sheer force of it blew your penis up like a balloon animal, oh dear lord the horror.


--------------------
©️

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Adolin]
    #21489791 -

Gresh said:
its sexy


you just dont hear women fart normally, i can't help it if it turns me on :lol: i dunno if i'd be cool with getting farted in my face, but in the heat of the moment i'd probably just laugh


yeah, i don't know how it's perceived as such a "sin"... i mean, i like girls farts. i makes me feel homely and like i'm among my kind.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: billy jowl]
    #21489797 -

billy jowl said:
Almond Flour said:
:lol: here are also laws for Muslims on the validity of a prayer if Gass is passed and makes a noticeable noise or smell


Thank the lord this isn't a Christian law. We'd never here the end of you defending it.


Actually it wouldn't matter because the only thing Christians are supposed to believe and practice is the belief that Jesus is Lord. And that is the end of it.


--------------------

Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
z [Re: Shiithead]
    #21489829 -

z


--------------------
Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 03:29 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Shiithead]
    #21489836 -

My opinion: it's natural to pass gas. Out of courtesy all I ask is, if possible, please refrain from doing so during coitus. I do however acknowledge that certain sexual positions may result in unavoidable flatulence, in particular the venerable queef.


--------------------
"What appears impenetrable to us does exist, manifesting itself in the deepest wisdom and the most radiant beauty" Einstein

"The conservatives of 70 years ago would be outraged at what has come to pass. It embodies everything they took up arms for to defeat"Asante


:kratom:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: pslyke]
    #21489848 -

pslyke said:
in particular the venerable queef.


That's not really a fart though, just air.


--------------------
©️

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #21489893 -

Shiithead said:
Actually it wouldn't matter because the only thing Christians are supposed to believe and practice is the belief that Jesus is Lord. And that is the end of it.


Almond Flour said:
That's a lie. If you think that's the end of it you are In  for a horrific suprise


i wanna see you two religiously battle it out. it's like battle of the books only with religious people.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #21489908 -

I like sucking farts.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: everybodyhaha]
    #21489929 -

fart fetish ugh... and secretly every girls loves it.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: everybodyhaha] * 1
    #21489930 -

Oh god, that one at like 35 seconds. Chick needs some new panties.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: everybodyhaha]
    #21489943 -

:whacker:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21489960 -

On the history channels "banned from the Bible" Jesus supposedly ripped a huge fart as soon as the cross was raised. It was so loud,  Jesus apparently chuckled even in his horrific pain. Adding a temporary humorous moment for all, in an otherwise somber event.

Too damn bad the Bible is so edited :mad2:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]

Shop: Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Dealing with prosletyzing Christians
( 1 2 all )		 Noviseer 3,886 27 06/27/05 01:29 PM
by Liz
* Becoming Christian?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )		 TrauM 9,928 126 01/17/06 02:54 PM
by goobler
* Federal Antiquated law Response Team (FART) Microcosmatrix 1,160 12 11/03/05 04:29 PM
by Ripple
* Possible Pregnant girlfriend???
( 1 2 3 all )		 Hitman203 3,700 40 08/14/06 07:20 PM
by massbmx
* How I Became A Christian by John P Gilbert
( 1 2 3 all )		 cosmicsea 5,979 49 01/19/05 02:11 AM
by JTHM
* Christianity and Morons
( 1 2 all )		 SoopaX 3,667 26 02/16/05 01:12 AM
by SHiZNO
* Farting etiquette
( 1 2 3 all )		 RandalFlagg 6,474 40 10/01/05 12:38 AM
by crystallize
* Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! TM 6,604 13 09/23/06 05:20 AM
by shymanta

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,209 topic views. 4 members, 94 guests and 111 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.037 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 18 queries.