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Offlinewhatsthestorymg
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5960945 - 08/13/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dead or De-tarded! Do you really want to possibly bring a kid into the world that way? I hate kids, but i still wouldn't do that.


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: whatsthestorymg]
    #5961002 - 08/13/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hit man for fuck sakes. You used a rubber and it didnt break, she went on a 10 day cruise and drank, she is clearly after attention for some gay reason quite hanging out with stupid bitches cause if people keep humoring stupid bitches then why will never change and stay stupid bitches. OMG I feel sick its probably pregnancy.

That is like going owch my teeth hurt I have mouth cancer or owch I got a headach I must have a tumor.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

Registered: 05/29/04
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: whatsthestorymg]
    #5961267 - 08/14/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

whatsthestorymg said:
Dead or De-tarded! Do you really want to possibly bring a kid into the world that way? I hate kids, but i still wouldn't do that.




some people just talk without thinking......

dont mind him hes mad.....


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: mikeownow]
    #5961270 - 08/14/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

stupid people make stupid babies the end.


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Offlinepantsboy
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961303 - 08/14/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Condoms are for pussies. Seriously does anyone acutally use them anymore? I sure don't.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961308 - 08/14/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

you are kidding right?


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #5961321 - 08/14/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

pardon me if i'm wrong here, but a possible pregnancy might not even show on a test until the first period is missed...


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961325 - 08/14/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no. i tried wearing them once and it was extremely uncomfortable and irritated my skin. i'm not allergic to them either, they just are really uncomfortable. i can't even get an erection when i'm wearing one and it takes away almost all the pleasure when i acutally having sex.


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"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961381 - 08/14/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

How do you have frivolous sex without using condemns and not have a dozen kids?  Do you make sure every girl you stick your weenis in is protected with birth-control or what?

My hubby uses condemns.  It's not a big deal to him.  I was on birth control for several years but I don't like fucking with my already volatile hormones.  In a few years, one of us will be sexually unproductive and then we can fuck all we like without protection.  :laugh:

Yay!


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
    #5961426 - 08/14/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

One of the reasons is that I don't usually orgasm during sex. :frown:  I don't think there's anything wrong with me, I just don't always finish.  I am also very careful when it comes to STD's.  Me and my last girlfriend went down to health clinic to get tested together before we decided to started having sex.

I don't like the idea of my girls having their hormones fucked with either, but they don't like the feeling of condoms either so it sort of works out for the best.


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Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire. :frown:




"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961433 - 08/14/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
One of the reasons is that I don't usually orgasm during sex. :frown:  I don't think there's anything wrong with me, I just don't always finish.  I am also very careful when it comes to STD's.  Me and my last girlfriend went down to health clinic to get tested together before we decided to started having sex.

I don't like the idea of my girls having their hormones fucked with either, but they don't like the feeling of condoms either so it sort of works out for the best.




Yeah, flesh is definately best.  :thumbup: 

However, I am paranoid about children.  I do not want to be a mother.  :tongue:


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
    #5961466 - 08/14/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Talk to your doctor about other forms of birth control. There are many new ones out there that have very little effect on hormones.


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961483 - 08/14/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I know. A few of my friends are on them. But they all report having abnormal periods and mood swings and what-not. So it continues to freak me out.

I like my short 3-4 day medium-light period.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
    #5961524 - 08/14/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah one of my good friends is completely psychotic and moody form them. She jsut recently switched to a new form of birth control with less side-effects and she seems to be doing a lot better. It all depends on the person though. My last girlfriend had been taking them for years and she didn't have any emotional problems from them.


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Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire. :frown:




"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961535 - 08/14/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I am so suspicious of pharmy medicine. I wish I could just snap out of it. But I don't trust a pill to regulate my womb. I'd just like my insides to process as they usually would.

Of course, hubby enjoys the sensation of life without plastic. So you know, I'm looking for an alternative that will satisfy both of us. Without risking any sort of pregnancy.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
    #5961544 - 08/14/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if there is any sort of natural medicine that works as a birth control.  I guess not because it would probably be advertised all the time.

There's always anal. :naughty::shocked:


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961551 - 08/14/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Lucky for me...I don't mind anal.  :smirk: :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
    #5961564 - 08/14/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, you sure now how to please 'em. :wink:


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961580 - 08/14/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, it's not like I'm always poking my ass in his direction, begging for a good thrusting.

We save anal for "special occasions."


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5963365 - 08/14/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Somebody with a 1 1/2 shroom rating should not be breeding. Only 4 1/2's and up (like me) should spawn.


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