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Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This!
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: TM]
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Instant bookmark.

All I know about farts is that there's nothing better than the smell of your own brand.

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: TM]
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Quote:
The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.


haha bum deal

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: TM]
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One of the best websites I've ever seen.


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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: Jadian]
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BOGUS!!!

"The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on Mate-in-a-State"

:hulk:

The link is BROKEN!!!

I was actually interested in "close-up video footage" of a fart!

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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.... Wow. I can't believe you wanted to watch that video.


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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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RoosterCogburn said:
BOGUS!!!

"The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on Mate-in-a-State"

:hulk:

The link is BROKEN!!!

I was actually interested in "close-up video footage" of a fart!


I guess a few links on that page don't work right. I tried to find an archive of the video for ya, but, unfortunately, they're broken too.

This is as close as you can get: http://web.archive.org/web/20020802101913/http://www.mateinastate.com/farts/farting.htm

At least you can see the anus of the farter. :lol:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: DNKYD]
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How to light a candle:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691&


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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: Shroomism]
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Awesome!!! :rofl2:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! *DELETED* [Re: DNKYD]
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Post deleted by poke smot!

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: poke smot!]
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haha there is no way that fart video is real.

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: Rebirtha]
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Well, obviously not. Nobody has a flame-thrower ass! :lol:

Still hillarious though and very well done.  :congrats:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: TM]
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lol!

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Re: Facts On Farts... Bet You Didn't Know All Of This! [Re: EverytimeEyeDye]
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My dad set his pant on fire like that once.


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