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OfflineHitman203
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Possible Pregnant girlfriend???
    #5960569 - 08/13/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude serious post. Please.

Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.

Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.

She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).

So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960572 - 08/13/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

don;t be a fool Hitman wrap your tool


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960573 - 08/13/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise).
I used a condom everytime.

Today she told me that she might be pregnant.





remember what I said about what she did on her summer vacation?


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5960595 - 08/13/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

get a pregnancy test, then you won't have to speculate, jack it if you have to, Me, I had to check immediately about pregnancy scares, you can't have that stuff hanging over your head


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960597 - 08/13/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hahaha

She got pregg0rz by some random guy on a cruise and now you're going to have to pay child support for the next 18 years.

unless she "falls" down some stairs, ya know?

/nudge nudge


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: capliberty]
    #5960611 - 08/13/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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capliberty said:
get a pregnancy test




DNA TEST!


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5960648 - 08/13/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
hahaha

She got pregg0rz by some random guy on a cruise and now you're going to have to pay child support for the next 18 years.

unless she "falls" down some stairs, ya know?

/nudge nudge




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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5960711 - 08/13/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what's up dirty dewd frank0rz?


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960715 - 08/13/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If none of the rubbers broke, how can you be the daddy.

Sounds like BS to me. What no morning sickness.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960722 - 08/13/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Hopefully it's not yours and if it's not, then please do yourself and all of us a favor and cut your dick off. I know that I'd prefer that you not be contaminating the gene pool.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960779 - 08/13/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

did you pull an OHS.. tsk tsk tsk.. i learned my lesson


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5960789 - 08/13/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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capliberty said:
get a pregnancy test




DNA TEST!




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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: eris]
    #5960792 - 08/13/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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eris said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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capliberty said:
get a pregnancy test




DNA TEST!







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jk man, you know i love your posts.. ive just been raped by otd tonight.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Banez]
    #5960798 - 08/13/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

fagspace, LMAO


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: eris]
    #5960866 - 08/13/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You'd think missing her period would come before the nausea... or am I mistaken?


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5960891 - 08/13/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
You'd think missing her period would come before the nausea... or am I mistaken?




???? cause her period is like a week and a half away


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960895 - 08/13/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well why don't you wait to see if she misses it, DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
    #5960903 - 08/13/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Hitman203 said:
Dude serious post. Please.

Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.

Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.

She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).

So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.




I think everyone is missing the point here. NONE of these are symptoms of pregnancy. She sounds like she has the fucking flu.

Get a pregnancy test. NOW.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5960930 - 08/13/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just get her really drunk every day throughout the pregnancy, and the baby will be born dead.


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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #5960942 - 08/13/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Lily_Morgan said:
Quote:

Hitman203 said:
Dude serious post. Please.

Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.

Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.

She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).

So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.




I think everyone is missing the point here. NONE of these are symptoms of pregnancy. She sounds like she has the fucking flu.

Get a pregnancy test. NOW.





AWESOME! thats what i thought and i thought u dont get symptoms within a month. But i get really nervous easy especially about that kind of thing


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