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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 03:28 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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i am not going to really comment, because... just... because... :facepalm:

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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Depends how long you've been with them. At first it's only polite and nice to hold in the gas, it shows you care. After so long though, I feel you should both be comfortable enough with other to fart freely.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
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Almond Flour said:
How do you guys feel about this phenomenon? Is it attractive? Is it gross?

if your girl farts real loud while cooking dinner are you chill?

if she is sitting on your face and you pleasure her....only to have a cloud billow out her backside....would you be upset?

Should our females forever hold their gas as shave their asscracks if we are to bless them with our Johnsons?


I just shove my penis up their ass, then I block the farts.  :cookiemonster:

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z [Re: Shroomslip]
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 03:29 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 9
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Your threads are a fart


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
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Almond Flour said:
if she is sitting on your face and you pleasure her....only to have a cloud billow out her backside....would you be upset?


:hahthatsrich:

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
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Daddyzomed said:
Your threads are a fart


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:ilold:

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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Almond Flour said:
Shroomslip said:
Depends how long you've been with them. At first it's only polite and nice to hold in the gas, it shows you care. After so long though, I feel you should both be comfortable enough with other to fart freely.


Are you sure? Full blown release of the valve. You are ok with that?


I dont date robots


Its all fine n dandy
unless she farted on my weiner

then its on


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
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That would be a blatant sign of disrespect

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
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It is just a fart who cares.  If it was a malicious fart (i.e. to the face) then yeah I would be mad but who the fuck cares.


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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: ToiletPaper] * 4
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ummm, I'm pretty sure it's a well known fact that girls don't fart or poop.


:youseethisshit:

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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"Letting her fart is key to her heart.
Letting her blame turns the love into flames."


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
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Daddyzomed said:
Your threads are a fart


Dear god this.

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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SirShroomsAlott said:
ummm, I'm pretty sure it's a well known fact that girls don't fart or poop.


:youseethisshit:


:smirk:

Keep dreaming
loool


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD]
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i'm a chick and i fart all the time. even dutch ovened the hubby once. LOL. the first time i farted in his presence was awkward as hell though. we were living in the attic room, and i'd pulled a muscle in my neck the day before. i was laying on the bed and reached for a drink or something and as i reached, i accidentally let out a long, loud fart. he couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

also, his grandma had told  him women don't fart. she was standing in our doorway while he was putting a new doorknob in, and she was holding a screwdriver or something. she dropped it and as she reached for it, she farted really loud. she paused mid-reach, said "Oops." and stood back up. hubby nearly died laughing LOL

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: Caprica]
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you're going to hell, according to the scriptures.

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z [Re: Caprica]
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z


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 03:29 PM)

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Re: Girlfriends that Fart.... [Re: SunnyD] * 2
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Here's a fun fact.
The last paragraph is the best :rofl:

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory.

Mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said.

The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 03:29 PM)

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