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Possible Pregnant girlfriend???
#5960569 - 08/13/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude serious post. Please.
Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.
Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.
She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).
So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960572 - 08/13/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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don;t be a fool Hitman wrap your tool
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960573 - 08/13/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). I used a condom everytime.
Today she told me that she might be pregnant.
remember what I said about what she did on her summer vacation?
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5960595 - 08/13/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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get a pregnancy test, then you won't have to speculate, jack it if you have to, Me, I had to check immediately about pregnancy scares, you can't have that stuff hanging over your head
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960597 - 08/13/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahaha
She got pregg0rz by some random guy on a cruise and now you're going to have to pay child support for the next 18 years.
unless she "falls" down some stairs, ya know?
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: capliberty]
#5960611 - 08/13/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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capliberty said: get a pregnancy test
DNA TEST!
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5960648 - 08/13/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: hahaha
She got pregg0rz by some random guy on a cruise and now you're going to have to pay child support for the next 18 years.
unless she "falls" down some stairs, ya know?
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5960711 - 08/13/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what's up dirty dewd frank0rz?
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960715 - 08/13/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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If none of the rubbers broke, how can you be the daddy.
Sounds like BS to me. What no morning sickness.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960722 - 08/13/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hopefully it's not yours and if it's not, then please do yourself and all of us a favor and cut your dick off. I know that I'd prefer that you not be contaminating the gene pool.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960779 - 08/13/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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did you pull an OHS.. tsk tsk tsk.. i learned my lesson
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5960789 - 08/13/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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capliberty said: get a pregnancy test
DNA TEST!
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: eris]
#5960792 - 08/13/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eris said:
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capliberty said: get a pregnancy test
DNA TEST!
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Banez]
#5960798 - 08/13/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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fagspace, LMAO
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: eris]
#5960866 - 08/13/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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You'd think missing her period would come before the nausea... or am I mistaken?
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Penguarky Tunguin said: You'd think missing her period would come before the nausea... or am I mistaken?
???? cause her period is like a week and a half away
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960895 - 08/13/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well why don't you wait to see if she misses it, DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5960903 - 08/13/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: Dude serious post. Please.
Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.
Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.
She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).
So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.
I think everyone is missing the point here. NONE of these are symptoms of pregnancy. She sounds like she has the fucking flu.
Get a pregnancy test. NOW.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5960930 - 08/13/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just get her really drunk every day throughout the pregnancy, and the baby will be born dead.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5960942 - 08/13/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lily_Morgan said:
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Hitman203 said: Dude serious post. Please.
Been going out with her for about a month. I had sex with her about 5 times total. 3 or 4 of the times were before she went on vacation (a day 10 cruise). She came back on Monday and i had sex with her twice on Tuesday. And thats it. I used a condom everytime.
Today she told me that she might be pregnant. i said why and she said she has had a headache, stomachache, and felt tired the last 3 days. I was like how cause i used a condom everytime.
She drank like every night on the cruise and partyed and whatnot. Also on Friday she went camping and drank (it was cold too).
So yea do you think this is nothing? cause im very nervous right now and just kind of want some reassurance. Please be serious.
I think everyone is missing the point here. NONE of these are symptoms of pregnancy. She sounds like she has the fucking flu.
Get a pregnancy test. NOW.
AWESOME! thats what i thought and i thought u dont get symptoms within a month. But i get really nervous easy especially about that kind of thing
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5960945 - 08/13/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dead or De-tarded! Do you really want to possibly bring a kid into the world that way? I hate kids, but i still wouldn't do that.
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hit man for fuck sakes. You used a rubber and it didnt break, she went on a 10 day cruise and drank, she is clearly after attention for some gay reason quite hanging out with stupid bitches cause if people keep humoring stupid bitches then why will never change and stay stupid bitches. OMG I feel sick its probably pregnancy.
That is like going owch my teeth hurt I have mouth cancer or owch I got a headach I must have a tumor.
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whatsthestorymg said: Dead or De-tarded! Do you really want to possibly bring a kid into the world that way? I hate kids, but i still wouldn't do that.
some people just talk without thinking......
dont mind him hes mad.....
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: mikeownow]
#5961270 - 08/14/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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stupid people make stupid babies the end.
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Condoms are for pussies. Seriously does anyone acutally use them anymore? I sure don't.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961308 - 08/14/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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you are kidding right?
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5961321 - 08/14/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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pardon me if i'm wrong here, but a possible pregnancy might not even show on a test until the first period is missed...
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no. i tried wearing them once and it was extremely uncomfortable and irritated my skin. i'm not allergic to them either, they just are really uncomfortable. i can't even get an erection when i'm wearing one and it takes away almost all the pleasure when i acutally having sex.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961381 - 08/14/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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How do you have frivolous sex without using condemns and not have a dozen kids? Do you make sure every girl you stick your weenis in is protected with birth-control or what?
My hubby uses condemns. It's not a big deal to him. I was on birth control for several years but I don't like fucking with my already volatile hormones. In a few years, one of us will be sexually unproductive and then we can fuck all we like without protection. 
Yay!
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
#5961426 - 08/14/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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One of the reasons is that I don't usually orgasm during sex. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, I just don't always finish. I am also very careful when it comes to STD's. Me and my last girlfriend went down to health clinic to get tested together before we decided to started having sex.
I don't like the idea of my girls having their hormones fucked with either, but they don't like the feeling of condoms either so it sort of works out for the best.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961433 - 08/14/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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pantsboy said: One of the reasons is that I don't usually orgasm during sex. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, I just don't always finish. I am also very careful when it comes to STD's. Me and my last girlfriend went down to health clinic to get tested together before we decided to started having sex.
I don't like the idea of my girls having their hormones fucked with either, but they don't like the feeling of condoms either so it sort of works out for the best.
Yeah, flesh is definately best.
However, I am paranoid about children. I do not want to be a mother.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
#5961466 - 08/14/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Talk to your doctor about other forms of birth control. There are many new ones out there that have very little effect on hormones.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961483 - 08/14/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I know. A few of my friends are on them. But they all report having abnormal periods and mood swings and what-not. So it continues to freak me out.
I like my short 3-4 day medium-light period.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
#5961524 - 08/14/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah one of my good friends is completely psychotic and moody form them. She jsut recently switched to a new form of birth control with less side-effects and she seems to be doing a lot better. It all depends on the person though. My last girlfriend had been taking them for years and she didn't have any emotional problems from them.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961535 - 08/14/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am so suspicious of pharmy medicine. I wish I could just snap out of it. But I don't trust a pill to regulate my womb. I'd just like my insides to process as they usually would.
Of course, hubby enjoys the sensation of life without plastic. So you know, I'm looking for an alternative that will satisfy both of us. Without risking any sort of pregnancy.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
#5961544 - 08/14/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wonder if there is any sort of natural medicine that works as a birth control. I guess not because it would probably be advertised all the time.
There's always anal. 
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961551 - 08/14/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lucky for me...I don't mind anal.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: MOTH]
#5961564 - 08/14/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow, you sure now how to please 'em.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: pantsboy]
#5961580 - 08/14/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, it's not like I'm always poking my ass in his direction, begging for a good thrusting.
We save anal for "special occasions."
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Hitman203]
#5963365 - 08/14/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Somebody with a 1 1/2 shroom rating should not be breeding. Only 4 1/2's and up (like me) should spawn.
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Re: Possible Pregnant girlfriend??? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5963456 - 08/14/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lily_Morgan said: I think everyone is missing the point here. NONE of these are symptoms of pregnancy. She sounds like she has the fucking flu.
Bingo! They sound more like symptoms of drinking.
A while ago my girl had all the symptoms (morning sickness, late, ect). She finally got a test and it turns out the stress from thinking she was preggo was making her late and she was bolemic as well. That was one of the scariest things to ever happen to me though.
And about doing it without a condom...even if you don't orgasm you can still tranfer std's and get her preggo. They'res like precum or something...I remember reseaching it a lot when I thought my ex was and read that.
Fuck condoms though...they suck evil things.
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