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InvisibleSoopaX
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Registered: 11/13/04
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Christianity and Morons
    #3781976 - 02/15/05 03:35 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)



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Offlinezahudulallah
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Registered: 10/21/04
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
    #3782039 - 02/15/05 04:13 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

La ilaha il Allah wa Muhammadun Rasulallah :lol:



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InvisibleCJay
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3782528 - 02/15/05 09:48 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wow! I am saved! I am going to Heaven now!

At last know that Adam was not 90feet tall.

And that school teachers are wrong. Not to mention Muslims.

Get ye to the airport all Muslims!


:lol:


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3782598 - 02/15/05 10:20 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Uh, I am confused... where did Tashana come from?


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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
    #3782606 - 02/15/05 10:22 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus didn't create the universe, according to Christians, God did.

whew, I was just about to become a muslim, thanks for posting this. ha


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Edited by Innvertigo (02/15/05 03:38 PM)


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Offlinecb9fl
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Registered: 06/12/03
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Innvertigo]
    #3782700 - 02/15/05 11:11 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)



hahah


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"Generosity is nothing else than a craze to possess. All which I abandon, all which I give, I enjoy in a higher manner through the fact that I give it away. To give is to enjoy possessively the object which one gives."


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OfflineCyber
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: cb9fl]
    #3783250 - 02/15/05 02:04 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Just remember

"Jesus Loved the little children!"



And they wonder why Catholic priests have problems. :grin:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Registered: 09/24/04
Posts: 12,326
Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
    #3783251 - 02/15/05 02:04 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks man, I really needed another reason to be disgusted by religious people. When will the ignorant learn religion is just a tool to control the masses?


Edited by DNKYD (02/15/05 02:11 PM)


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
    #3783795 - 02/15/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

man that pic is sooo messed up! Im a little offened


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OfflineCyber
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3783806 - 02/15/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Don't be offended, It came from a christian children's book. <-- Not joking!


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InvisibleFreeker
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Cyber]
    #3783850 - 02/15/05 04:25 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Makes me nautious.God damn thats bullshit
          (im muslim)

but i did at laugh at the same time

:headbang:


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OfflineKada
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Freeker]
    #3783883 - 02/15/05 04:34 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Religion. Government. *Belive what we tell you. Or bad things will happen. blah!


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Offlinedelta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Kada]
    #3784098 - 02/15/05 05:28 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)


Quote:

"Mohammed also had 16 wives and 2 slave women."




How easily the Christians put aside the Old Testament. like it isn't a part of the Bible or something... Slavery is all over it!


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Registered: 09/24/04
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: delta9]
    #3784102 - 02/15/05 05:29 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, but they were using slavery in the name of "God", so it's OK.


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Offlinedelta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
    #3784128 - 02/15/05 05:34 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, right, my bad.





:lol:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: delta9]
    #3784140 - 02/15/05 05:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Basically the arguement of religion comes down to, do you like the story of Star Wars or Space Balls better?


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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
    #3784155 - 02/15/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Space Balls.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #3784164 - 02/15/05 05:42 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

But Space Balls is all lies! Lonestar wasn't really Dark Helmet's son, so he couldn't have had the power of the force! Damn you infidels.


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InvisibleSociety
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #3784189 - 02/15/05 05:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Total Recall > Star Wars + Space Balls

Yeah, honestly religion is like a joke to me. Maybe I need to smoke some DMT or take 10 grams dried, but I honestly cannot walk into a church/study group without the word "HERETIC" being spoken in a lucid voice interminably in my head.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Society]
    #3784287 - 02/15/05 06:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I've taken high doses of mushrooms, snorted large amounts of 5-MeO-DMT, and smoked quite a bit 5-MeO-DMT. All of my experiences have shown me something that can't be reached through religion. Religion is just a tool.


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