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Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit?
    #2013695 - 10/16/03 04:52 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

So this has come up twice, with two different people, who say something like "yea man, I had some real good mushrooms last week, they were hydroponic, and just reeeaal good". 

Now, correct me if I'm wrong in thinking they were both dumbasses who either didn't know what the hell they were talking about, or were told by the people that sold them that they were hydroponics, also being dumbasses.

hydroponics

n : a technique of growing plants (without soil) in water containing dissolved nutrients [syn: aquiculture]

hydroponics
The scientific study of the growth of plants in an artificial liquid nutrient medium instead of in soil.

Now as I understand it, both of these definitions of hydroponics state that it is a technique using a liquid solution with dissolved nutrients, and that its used for growing plants. I also realize there are teks that use honey or Karo or shit floatin in water or whatever, but my theory is that people selling mushrooms are telling people that they are hydroponic because everyone just associates hydroponics with really good marijuana, trying to promote their goods by making the mushrooms sound like they are much better or more potent than those shitty non-hydroponic mushrooms (as if non-hydros can even make you trip, please...)  Now even if one of those honey/karo teks could be considered hydroponics, they wouldn't be any more potent or better than any of the other growing substrates, right?

Does anyone else hear this shit? Does anyone else want to tell them to shut the fuck up for not knowing what they are talking about, when they claim they do?

See you guys later, I'm real hungry so i'm going to go eat some hydroponic ice cream, cuz that shit is way more potent, and gives a much better sweetness...
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    #2013702 - 10/16/03 04:54 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Tremor1127]
    #2013728 - 10/16/03 05:17 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

true, true....


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: shwowsh] * 1
    #2013733 - 10/16/03 05:20 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

This is hydro.



There is no such thing as a hydro shroom.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: shwowsh]
    #2013746 - 10/16/03 05:29 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, be careful with that hydroponic ice cream. That stuff will sneak up on ya, it's creeper y'know...all hydroponic is creeper. You're gonna get a sugar-buzz like you would not believe in an hour. I'll buy a cone for $60, I made the money from mowing old lady's lawns.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Magash]
    #2013759 - 10/16/03 05:39 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

yea, thats the hydro I know and love =]. i'll post the actual aim convo that I had with one of the dumbasses:


(I was asking if he knew where to find some)


Dumbass (6:19:00 PM): i do
Me (6:19:06 PM): i was curious,
Dumbass (6:19:09 PM): but i wanted to get some today and i called my guy and he was out
Me (6:19:11 PM): as to what type they are
Dumbass (6:19:20 PM): hydroponic
Dumbass (6:19:26 PM): they're good
Me (6:20:01 PM): hydroponic?
Me (6:20:10 PM): what exactly does that mean,
Me (6:20:18 PM): they aren't really plants
Dumbass (6:20:30 PM): they dont grow in shit they grow under someones bed more efficent and safe
Me (6:20:36 PM): oh,
Me (6:20:38 PM): well ok
Me (6:20:49 PM): i didn't realize they called that hydroponic
Dumbass (6:21:01 PM): yea
Me (6:21:07 PM): i thought hydro had to do with a liquid/nutrient thing or something
Me (6:21:15 PM): anyway,
Me (6:21:30 PM): so you don't know what strain they are or anything?
Dumbass (6:21:52 PM): it does it doesnt grow in shit it grows in a mix
Dumbass (6:22:05 PM): this ben by the way
Me (6:22:14 PM): [last name]?
Dumbass (6:22:16 PM): do not doubt my knowldge
Dumbass (6:22:22 PM): yea
Dumbass (6:22:23 PM): yea
Me (6:22:27 PM): ok, clear this up,
Dumbass (6:22:34 PM): wha
Me (6:22:35 PM): the word hydroponic,
Dumbass (6:22:44 PM): its the technique
Dumbass (6:22:50 PM): we are done with the subject
Me (6:23:13 PM): Cultivation of plants in nutrient solution rather than in soil.
Me (6:23:18 PM): thats the definition
Dumbass (6:23:21 PM): yea



He never did understand what I was trying to tell him... :shake: 


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: shwowsh]
    #2013768 - 10/16/03 05:45 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

"do not doubt my knowldge" :lol:


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: shwowsh]
    #2013860 - 10/16/03 07:06 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

As far as I can tell hydroponic means somebody grew them, as opposed to those picked wild, in which case "hydroponic" shrooms probably are more potent than those picked in a field.

So bassically they were telling the truth, they were just saying it wrong.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2013870 - 10/16/03 07:15 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hydroponic Mushroom Tek
1) Obtain mushroom seeds. This can be somewhat hard, best to find another hydroponic mushroom grower and obtain seeds from them. You can also pick seeds on mushrooms growing in the wild, but it takes 2 generations of indoor hydroponic growth for them to be considered "hydroponic" seeds.
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this is as far as I got and I couldn' think of anything funny, how about we make a hydroponic shroom tek, obviously false and funny as shit with loads of noobism in it.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: lysergic]
    #2013873 - 10/16/03 07:19 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

WAY off subject, but how many people do you know that try to sell you "'dro" that has seeds in it, and is obviously from a brick originating in Oaxaca? I wanna be like "nigga this ain't DRO, it's from MEX-I-CO


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: lysergic]
    #2013945 - 10/16/03 09:13 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

LOL......this aint DRO, it's from MEX-I-CO


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: MilkVein] * 1
    #2013977 - 10/16/03 09:43 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I sell hydroponic ice cubes to thirsty Eskimoes.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: havatampa]
    #2014017 - 10/16/03 10:37 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

havatampa said:
I sell hydroponic ice cubes to thirsty Eskimoes.




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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: plura16]
    #2014364 - 10/16/03 01:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

hahahah I love scoffing at people that mention hydro shrooms

Guy at school: so if someone says they got hydro shrooms they're full of shit?

Me: pffff, VERY.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad] * 1
    #2014508 - 10/16/03 02:30 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

People confuse hydroponic with organic all the time.

As far as I can tell, all indoor shrooms are organic.

Organic pot is very tasty, I'm sure someone confused it with hydro.

Then they said the shrooms were hydro when they meant organic.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Rose]
    #2014702 - 10/16/03 03:22 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I hope nobody here on shroomery tells people their mushrooms are hydroponic, because that would mean you suck.

And also, Shouldn't people usually be able to tell you what species, or strain at least that they are growing? just curious, because only 1 person i've talked to knew what i was talking about..


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: shwowsh]
    #2014746 - 10/16/03 03:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

bottom line. people are idiots!!!!!! you want some bad ass shrooms get about 12x12x6 sustrate layer. oh and what do you call weed that isn't hydro but youve went threw almost 2 qp and haven't found a seed yet?


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Tomandjerry58] * 1
    #2014793 - 10/16/03 03:43 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Vertigo's Hydro-Tek: 3g's in gel caps, Swallow with water.
It's da bombest hydo tek you'll ever be find'n.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: Vertigo]
    #2014868 - 10/16/03 04:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Its a dealer marketing scheme.  A figure of speech.  Ive had wannabe black people try and sell me "hydro" weed all the time.  Was it hydroponically grown?  Does the guy selling it to me have a fucking clue how it was grown?  Most likely not.  But its still high quality nuggetry so its dubbed "hydro".

When they tell you its fire nuggets do you look in the dictionary for the definition of fire and tell them its not "A rapid, persistent chemical change that releases heat and light and is accompanied by flame, especially the exothermic oxidation of a combustible substance."  :laugh:

Then they take the term hydro and interchange it with, i dont know, "bomb", thus creating hydro shrooms.  But hydro is a technique used to grow pot, if they were "fire" shrooms it would make more sense, as fire is not a tek of growing a different drug.  Which leads me to the conclusion that the crack heads selling hydro shrooms probably didnt graduate high school and dont know the meaning of the word hydro.


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Re: Hydroponic mushrooms, or load of bullshit? [Re: stoner2002]
    #2015122 - 10/16/03 05:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

You can't use that 'flame bud' example though.  Hydroponically grown weed can either be a metaphore as you said or it can literally mean hydroponically grown.  You can't grow dank buds by using the flame tek or something.

EDIT:  I see you touch up on that later in oyur psot...  :blush: :crazy:


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