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Would you be a sperm doner?
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I found an advert on Craigslist; i don't know if they're offering money, but i thought why not, and plan on doing it.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Where I'm from, they don't pay near enough. $25 per spooge.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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If i get $25 for this, i'm going to be pretty wrapped. I'm going to do it for free just for funsies. When i'm like 40 i expect an awkward phone call from my child created from my sperm wanting to meet me.
I say it like it's a joke, but i think that'd be pretty cool. I get off on tv like drama happening in real life.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Accredited agency that put me through the ringer and paid accordingly for my time?

I used to have a problem with it, but now I think I wouldn't care.

I do think for the potential emotional tangles down the road you don't get paid nearly enough especially with how exacting the selection process is.

It's also a good "free" insurance policy if you ever become infertile due to trauma, testicle loss, etc. I looked into having my sperm preserved for personal use in case I don't have children before say 35-36 and it looked like it would be upwards of 5K to have it done.

Potential mates might care though. I probably would never disclose my donor status to anyone else.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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They will create millions of children and make you pay child support.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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A long time ago I was against it. But now I would do it. Just incase no girl wants me.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Hell yea I would. For the money. Would be weird that you have helped create kids without knowing them though.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I was just thinking the other day. This is advertised privately. What if they want me to 'plant the seed' personally. I'm not joking, i haven't contacted them yet, and if they request that, i don't know if i can do it. What if i don't find the woman attractive. I can't handle this kind of pressure.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Close your eyes & pretend that they are attractive.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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One time i seduced a girl whom wasn't ugly, but she wasn't hot either. I was silly to seduce her, because i honest to god could not get an erection no matter what i tried.
It was one of the most humiliating things that's happened to me. I can only imagine the things she probably thought. She probably thought i thought she was ugly or something which she definitely wasn't. I hope she wasn't too hurt over that. I get sex anxiety sometimes now, since then.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Take benzos, problem solved.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I was just thinking the other day. This is advertised privately. What if they want me to 'plant the seed' personally. I'm not joking, i haven't contacted them yet, and if they request that, i don't know if i can do it. What if i don't find the woman attractive. I can't handle this kind of pressure.


They never do that. One time a guy thought they were going to do that, and she invited him over to their house, and he totally thought they would have sex, but then she hands him a plastic tube and tells him to go into the bathroom to do it. So he goes in there throws the tube down and crawls out the bathroom window and runs away. He was disappointed to say the least.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I don't blame him, bathrooms are totally impersonal.
Is it really true though that they never do that?

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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If you do it "personally", without going through a clinic you are 100% on the hook for child support. BEWARE

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Thanks mate, i didn't even consider that.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Thanks mate, i didn't even consider that.


Please don't donate then.  It frightens me that people who lack such basic common sense are considering parenthood.

Really?  You found a fucking ad on Craigslist and thought: "Oh, a classified ad for a sperm donor, this sounds like a good idea!".

:facepalm:I want off this rock.

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Yes spread the seed

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Re: Would you be a sperm doner? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Just cum in a toilet, ull be spreading ur seed into the ocean where u can impregnate fishes

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