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how to talk to this older lady?
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Ive been going out on my bike everyday keeping very fit and what not going by the local park.
For the past 2 days, theres been this older lady walking her dog, in about her 40s but shes sexy as hell, shes looks like vitaly on youtubes mom.
The first time i see her im sitting on a bench catching my breath and getting water and a banana. 
I see her coming past me and she looks and smiles at me and walks on to the next bench, which pretty far, but as shes walking there she stops bends down acting like shes fixing her sandels or what ever knowing i was looking at her. She sits on the bench and im look at her and she glances over too at times.
Anyways i see a group of infants on a school trip approching so i just get up and im like fuck it i dont want to be held up behind a group of little kids and maybe hitting one or what not.

Today i see walking in front i could see her big ass sexy feet in thoughs sandels, but i just go past her like nothing, as i pass her i hear a 'hmmm.'

But tomorow im thinking of sitting on the bench waiting for her to come, and interact but i dont know how or what to say. How can i bring up sex with a older woman without offending her. Shes not married she didnt have a ring on... So i really wana just fuck her!

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
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Tell her you're a creepy, adolescent child that has over-interpreted her signals as actual interest, and have begun stalking her.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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Older chicks can suck a mean dick. You should compliment something she is wearing first. Theres your ice breaker. Have some small talk, then ask her if she wants to get a drink or something, and that it's on you. That's right take her on a date. You got to be slick about this. Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger, and for some reason they are in their sexual prime in their 30s. Even though she's in her 40's really she just wants some young man to pound the shit out of her. Once you get her drunk you'll have better odds. Tell her how beautiful she when you guys get shit faced. Drop hints, she'll get it.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ask her if she is a cougar.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Older chicks can suck a mean dick. You should compliment something she is wearing first. Theres your ice breaker. Have some small talk, then ask her if she wants to get a drink or something, and that it's on you. That's right take her on a date. You got to be slick about this. Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger, and for some reason they are in their sexual prime in their 30s. Even though she's in her 40's really she just wants some young man to pound the shit out of her. Once you get her drunk you'll have better odds. Tell her how beautiful she when you guys get shit faced. Drop hints, she'll get it.



What he said

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Older chicks can suck a mean dick. You should compliment something she is wearing first. Theres your ice breaker. Have some small talk, then ask her if she wants to get a drink or something, and that it's on you. That's right take her on a date. You got to be slick about this. Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger, and for some reason they are in their sexual prime in their 30s. Even though she's in her 40's really she just wants some young man to pound the shit out of her. Once you get her drunk you'll have better odds. Tell her how beautiful she when you guys get shit faced. Drop hints, she'll get it.


My theory about this is when a man is 18 he is in his sexual prime slowly after that his libido and stamina decrease but the female is used to the 18-28 stamina and libido.  By the time they both get to 35 a mans testosterone has taken a hit and has less sex and less intense sex.  So the 35 year old women who is used to those brutal poundings starts searching for that 18 year old cock.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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big feet are not sexy, bro

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
big feet are not sexy, bro


What one person sees as sexy, someone else sees as ugly. I'm not a huge foot fan but you don't get to come in here and tell people what is and isn't sexy.

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In reply to OP, just take it casually. If she goes down this path everyday when you do then slowly introduce yourself. I think you need to find a balance in-between aggressive and casual. Try to find a simple thing you have in common with a subtle sexual side to it to open with. To do this I recommend focusing on her to get an idea what she's into, I'd recommend educating yourself about her breed of dog because most people who walk dogs love talking about them. If you are interested in sex remember to keep the conversations slightly sexual without forcing it, maybe talk about dog breeding if it is a topic of interest to her and research the alpha males position in a pack of dogs to talk about that(make sure this is something that interests her before you commit to it!!). Education in a field of a women's interest is sexy and keeping it on the sexual side of things within that field is subconsciously sexy.

Another piece of advice is never, I repeat never be afraid to end a conversation before an awkward silence approaches. You have your training to continue and forcing a conversation is blatantly obvious, but remember that dedication is a very sexy trait. Taking time to talk and knowing when to wrap the conversation up and continue with your routine is crucial to your success. You certainly don't have to be perfect but never let a silence last too long, remember you have a way out(cardio exercise) so use it!! You can even establish your routine with her at some point so she knows when you'll be around. If you ride at some times and she isn't there normally and starts showing up after you've told her then you have clearance to press harder. Always be careful with these things, sometimes we innocently mislead ourselves and sometimes these people enjoy teasing young men because they know they can.

Good luck my friend, advice will only get you so far so trust your instincts and don't feel sore if it doesn't work out.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger, and for some reason they are in their sexual prime in their 30s. Even though she's in her 40's really she just wants some young man to pound the shit out of her.


As an older woman I can certainly say that I don't lack attention. Me and my friends get plenty of attention from men. It may be that she just happens to like younger guys. I know I do - but I have a line that I won't cross when it comes to age differences otherwise it just makes me feel creepy.

And, having lived through my 30s and now into my 40s, I can say without a doubt that my sexual prime was NOT during my 30s. And so says most of my 40-something year old girlfriends. Sex is way better now than 10 years ago.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Older chicks can suck a mean dick. You should compliment something she is wearing first. Theres your ice breaker. Have some small talk, then ask her if she wants to get a drink or something, and that it's on you. That's right take her on a date. You got to be slick about this. Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger, and for some reason they are in their sexual prime in their 30s. Even though she's in her 40's really she just wants some young man to pound the shit out of her. Once you get her drunk you'll have better odds. Tell her how beautiful she when you guys get shit faced. Drop hints, she'll get it.


I can't confirm the accuracy of this advice, but assuming Anon #3 knows what they're talking about in reference to "Older women miss the attention they got when they were younger", i'd like to add some additional advice.
When you do compliment her, don't pause after giving her the complement. That makes her interpret the complement as a means to get a reward, in this case a 'thank you'. Instead, deliver the complement in the middle of the sentance and continue on talking so she doesn't have a chance to respond to the complement. What this does is because she hasn't mentally delivered you a reward for complementing her, she feels like she owes you.
I do also suggest somehow getting her to enjoy a few alcoholic beverages with you, but don't get her drunk; and don't you get drunk either: that's what idiots do.
The reasoning behind getting her to drink, is because even though she may not be drunk; in her mind she can justify that she is, so that she'll feel more comfortable sleeping with a stranger, or in this particular case, a stranger who's a little horny boy.
Don't forget to escalate the touch when talking too! Just because she's older, doesn't mean she grew up before the friend zone existed. If you don't escalate the touch, she won't feel comfortable with your touch, and there's no way you can expect a girl to feel comfortable having sex with you if she's not comfortable with your touch.

-Magenta

PUA, Social Dynamics, and Self improvement.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Tell her you're a creepy, adolescent child that has over-interpreted her signals as actual interest, and have begun stalking her.


:thumbup:

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Big ass sexy feet


Andy is that you? :datass:

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I like big ass better then big feet.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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old people like to talk about the weather.

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
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Good luck OP. Confidence and tenderness are your friends :wink:

Edited by Anonymous (04/13/14 04:04 PM)

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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bump

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Good bump. OP, what's going on with this?

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I think what the dude was trying to say was Big Ass, Sexy feet :chilldog: am icool or wut

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Re: how to talk to this older lady? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Fuck them saggy ol tittays

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