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Desperate, and regrettable drinking times.
    #19207636 - 11/30/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #19207657 - 11/30/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you're the guy who while passed out i'd drag into the back yard and chain you to the stump until your sober.
fucking drunks lol.


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: vandago]
    #19207976 - 11/30/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've had some stories, worst being having to go to the hosp. because of internal bleeding, seizures and DT's.(3 times in the past 2 years)

  I ate a live spider, puked on my wind shield and dash board while driving. I threw up in drivers ed class during a lecture on drunk driving, woke up not knowing where I was, woke up in the drunk tank twice... I'll leave out the embarrassing ones.:blush:

  The next story I'm gonna tell is how I forget what alcohol tastes like... :lecture: . . . :peace:


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: vandago]
    #19208065 - 11/30/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Once I whipped out my dick and pissed in a trash can in front of my friend's mom and little sister on saint patty's day after slamming a bottle of Jameson's. Later I was headbutted down the stairs to prevent me from driving

Another time I pissed on my friend's wall on a plugged in neon beer sign and when he tried to stop me I said "hold on, Im almost done".

Once i woke up on a sidewalk on a bridge covered head to toe in my own puke, not knowing how I got there with heavy foot traffic of normies.

Once I woke up in my truck with the side mirror missing in another town.

One time I dropped a bottle in the middle of the street so I picked it up and drank it out of the brown paper bag. Woke up coughing up blood not knowing why til it was explained to me.

Once I woke up in the back of my truck in Georgia, apparently I had agreed to a road trip while intoxicated and said they could take my truck.

Gone to the hospital multiple times for alcohol poisoning and DT seizures.

One month sober


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #19208438 - 11/30/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Once I pissed all over my roommate's suitcase full of clothes and then pissed the bed that I passed out on.

That's probably the worst thing I've ever done while drunk; after that I decided to tone down my drinking and have never blacked out to that extent again.  Thank God.  :lol:


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: deCypher]
    #19208454 - 11/30/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my girlfriend going away party before we moved together

drank a ton of beer and blacked out

swore a bunch in front of her grandmother

called this mexican dude the n word

apparently my dad was there but i dont remember that

got up in the night and peed all over these 2 kids sleeping on the floor that were about to drive us in the morning.


had no memory of any of that when i woke up...

crazy times...


she broke up with me 3 days later. should have never left


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19208476 - 11/30/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

One time i was visiting a friend

decided to piss on his floor

people walked me to bathroom

I calmly walk back

start pissing on mini fridge/piles of clothes before anyone notices

woke up on the floor under his bed without a phone and no memory of the shenanigans


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: Bambi]
    #19208481 - 11/30/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

another time i ate a half gram of molly and drank a 24 pack after my girl friend broke up with me...

then when i was passed out i guess i got up and pissed on my friends door...
then he opened it and i pissed all over him

bad times


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: SnowDaze]
    #19208577 - 11/30/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Halloween party a few years back...blacked out all night. My friends told me that I broke into a frat house and got caught stealing food from their fridge. They threw me off their front porch which was about 6-7 feet tall and I have a nice scar on my knee to prove it :lol: I also woke up with a pair of womens nike shorts on under my jeans the next morning...


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Re: Desperate, and regrettable drinking times. [Re: Can-i-bus]
    #19208700 - 11/30/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Can-i-bus said:
woke up with a pair of womens nike shorts on under my jeans the next morning...




:awesomenod: Wonder how that happened haha.

Another thing i did was jump over a couch and face plant into a coffee table. the next day i couldnt open my mouth. I was convinced i broke my jaw


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