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take steriods?
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im 18 and i am skinny. im 5'6 and weigh about 58kg. i feel like a kid and im tired. i work out im toned my arms and chest feel big but when i go out i look skinny.
i work out about twice a week mostly on my chest and arms. heavy dumb bells and bench 8 reps 4 sets each. ive started eating alot to, alot of protein, tuna,eggs, meat and i eat shit load of carbs rice,pasta. i sometimes make a pot full of pasta and eat it all, but still i dont gain weight i eat alot.
my friend told me he started taking steriods, and i was thinking man thats crazy. but thinking about it i would maybe like to use it once to bulk up alittle look bigger. what do you guys think?

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Using steroids is an excellent way to shrink the gonads and grow the man tits.

We all want something we dont have. You want to be bigger, and I want to be smaller. How important is it to you to "look" different than who you already "are"? And why should it matter?

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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not worth the side effects my friend. Just make sure you eating big, (like 3000 calories a day or more) An app called "Myfitnesspal" can help you calculate your macros and help you make sure your getting what you need.

Also make sure your lifting big, maybe even decrease the amount of reps your doing. Look into a 5x5 program..you'll see some serious strength/size gains with that.

And last of all make sure you are sleeping big. Muscle recovery happens the most when you're sleeping.

I'd avoid the roids though..... not worth it in my opinion and you'll feel better if you can achieve your goals naturally.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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What's your blood type?

O responds the most aggressively to physical training.  They're the kind of person that picks up a 10lb box once and gains a 1/4" on their bicep.  Or at least that's what it seems like.

B's are the ones you hear complaining the most often about gaining fat by just looking at a donut.  They're not far off though.  The donut and junk usually has high amounts of corn syrup, extremely bad for the B blood type.  Just a small amount and they stop losing weight for a few days.  Amazing.

I'm A.  I can work out all I want and I don't 'bulk up' like muscle freaks do.  Period.  Think thin and strong.  I think the non-secretor status of the A blood type can bulk up better, it's still not the same as O though.


Eat by blood type.  You'll get much more energy and performance out of your food.  Just eating "weight gaining" food the way the trainers tell you is "hit or miss", the honest ones will admit this openly.  It comes down to how compatible the foods they're telling you to eat jive with your blood type.

Eat foods that are right for you and you'll have energy and feel good. I promise.  :smile:

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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O responds the most aggressively to physical training?



fuck yeah thats what i have type o


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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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LOLz

Seriously funny. :smile:


OP.  Go look up the side effects of roids as well.  You should have a well rounded answer to your question.  :smile:

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
im 18 and i am skinny. im 5'6 and weigh about 58kg. i feel like a kid and im tired. i work out im toned my arms and chest feel big but when i go out i look skinny.
i work out about twice a week mostly on my chest and arms. heavy dumb bells and bench 8 reps 4 sets each. ive started eating alot to, alot of protein, tuna,eggs, meat and i eat shit load of carbs rice,pasta. i sometimes make a pot full of pasta and eat it all, but still i dont gain weight i eat alot.
my friend told me he started taking steriods, and i was thinking man thats crazy. but thinking about it i would maybe like to use it once to bulk up alittle look bigger. what do you guys think?



First of all I take steroids and I would say that you are way too young to be fucking with steroids. You shouldn't even think about steroids until you are like 25. You are still pumped full of hormones and testosterone at this age, and if you fuck with steroids now there is a good chance you will go bald when you are older, or get erectile dysfunction for life.

Dude..... why the fuck do you only work out twice a week? And only on chest and arms? :facepalm: In order to get bigger you need to be doing SQUATS and doing a lot of body weight exercises that work your core too.

Honestly even if you took roids they wouldn't do jack squat, if you are only working out twice a week. When you take roids and don't work out, you just get fat as shit lol.

You are at the perfect age to be working out. Age 25-30 is the perfect age to be thinking about steroids. You have plenty of time ahead of you.

Go invest some money in some creatine and whey protein and start lifting 5-6 times a week, twice a day, and THEN come back and tell us your results. You aren't seeing shit because you ain't doing shit, plain and simple. Twice a week is nothing. Work on a different muscle group for each day of the week. Take a day of rest each week, or on days you feel too sore or too fucked up and "not right" within the body. You need to be doing a combination of freeweight lifting with isolation exercises to gain mass.

You also do realize that when you are on steroids, you ABSOLUTELY cannot do drugs or drink? Like, AT ALL, right? And you can't for months even after you finish your cycle, because of all the stuff you're taking for post-cycle therapy, all of which is toxic to your liver and your shit needs to repair for months before you EVER think about consuming drugs or alcohol again.

If you aren't committed to working out 5-6 days a week for 1-2 hours a day, or if you can't completely give up drugs or alcohol while cycling or post-cycling, then you are NOT READY for steroids!!!!

Edited by Anonymous (05/29/13 03:04 AM)

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
B's are the ones you hear complaining the most often about gaining fat by just looking at a donut.  They're not far off though.  The donut and junk usually has high amounts of corn syrup, extremely bad for the B blood type.  Just a small amount and they stop losing weight for a few days. 
Amazing.



Thanks sounds helpfull .. Im a b what do you mean by eat small amounts? Small of amounts of what?

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go for it, bro. Just don't get too big. I have muscles that people are already envious of. They tell me so. I feel like a tiny little bitch most of the time, though. It would be easy to overdo it. Just make sure you're not trying to fill some void.

As I began losing weight and women started paying attention to me more, I became so much less interested in steroids.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
B's are the ones you hear complaining the most often about gaining fat by just looking at a donut.  They're not far off though.  The donut and junk usually has high amounts of corn syrup, extremely bad for the B blood type.  Just a small amount and they stop losing weight for a few days. 
Amazing.



Thanks sounds helpfull .. Im a b what do you mean by eat small amounts? Small of amounts of what?



One small snickers bar worth of corn syrup and you'll not lose weight for 3-4 days.  One donut worth.  When I say small, I mean SMALL amount.

You're B?  Want to learn the power of food?  Don't eat any chicken for 2 months (it's pretty much lethal to you anyway).  Then after 2 months, eat a piece about the size of 2 silver dollars.

You'll feel drunk have headaches and blurred vision and a whole slew of other 'bad' feelings, as your body digests it.

Food.  Very powerful

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
What's your blood type?

O responds the most aggressively to physical training.  They're the kind of person that picks up a 10lb box once and gains a 1/4" on their bicep.  Or at least that's what it seems like.

B's are the ones you hear complaining the most often about gaining fat by just looking at a donut.  They're not far off though.  The donut and junk usually has high amounts of corn syrup, extremely bad for the B blood type.  Just a small amount and they stop losing weight for a few days.  Amazing.

I'm A.  I can work out all I want and I don't 'bulk up' like muscle freaks do.  Period.  Think thin and strong.  I think the non-secretor status of the A blood type can bulk up better, it's still not the same as O though.


Eat by blood type.  You'll get much more energy and performance out of your food.  Just eating "weight gaining" food the way the trainers tell you is "hit or miss", the honest ones will admit this openly.  It comes down to how compatible the foods they're telling you to eat jive with your blood type.

Eat foods that are right for you and you'll have energy and feel good. I promise.  :smile:



I had no idea blood type affected exercise results.

I just eat well, lift well, and sleep well.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
I had no idea blood type affected exercise results.

I just eat well, lift well, and sleep well.



Most people don't.

Eating foods that are wrong for your blood type will affect your sleep, your energy levels, your brain function and how you feel.

I never would have believed it before. After 2 solid years of 'real' food for my blood type, it's horribly amazing how crappy I feel when I eat wrong.  It's amazing what it does to my digestive system and my head.  Bleah!

Peace

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
im 18 and i am skinny. im 5'6 and weigh about 58kg. i feel like a kid and im tired. i work out im toned my arms and chest feel big but when i go out i look skinny.
i work out about twice a week mostly on my chest and arms. heavy dumb bells and bench 8 reps 4 sets each. ive started eating alot to, alot of protein, tuna,eggs, meat and i eat shit load of carbs rice,pasta. i sometimes make a pot full of pasta and eat it all, but still i dont gain weight i eat alot.
my friend told me he started taking steriods, and i was thinking man thats crazy. but thinking about it i would maybe like to use it once to bulk up alittle look bigger. what do you guys think?



First of all I take steroids and I would say that you are way too young to be fucking with steroids. You shouldn't even think about steroids until you are like 25. You are still pumped full of hormones and testosterone at this age, and if you fuck with steroids now there is a good chance you will go bald when you are older, or get erectile dysfunction for life.

Dude..... why the fuck do you only work out twice a week? And only on chest and arms? :facepalm: In order to get bigger you need to be doing SQUATS and doing a lot of body weight exercises that work your core too.

Honestly even if you took roids they wouldn't do jack squat, if you are only working out twice a week. When you take roids and don't work out, you just get fat as shit lol.

You are at the perfect age to be working out. Age 25-30 is the perfect age to be thinking about steroids. You have plenty of time ahead of you.

Go invest some money in some creatine and whey protein and start lifting 5-6 times a week, twice a day, and THEN come back and tell us your results. You aren't seeing shit because you ain't doing shit, plain and simple. Twice a week is nothing. Work on a different muscle group for each day of the week. Take a day of rest each week, or on days you feel too sore or too fucked up and "not right" within the body. You need to be doing a combination of freeweight lifting with isolation exercises to gain mass.

You also do realize that when you are on steroids, you ABSOLUTELY cannot do drugs or drink? Like, AT ALL, right? And you can't for months even after you finish your cycle, because of all the stuff you're taking for post-cycle therapy, all of which is toxic to your liver and your shit needs to repair for months before you EVER think about consuming drugs or alcohol again.

If you aren't committed to working out 5-6 days a week for 1-2 hours a day, or if you can't completely give up drugs or alcohol while cycling or post-cycling, then you are NOT READY for steroids!!!!



This guy is right. OP you are barely doing shit if you only work out twice a week.

and only chest and arms :facepalm:

reminds me of this conversation.

'oh you lift weights?' 'yeah' 'how much can you bench' ...

as if the bench press is a measurement of ones overall strength

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Eat food, lift heavy 3-4 days a week. No need for steroids for you at all.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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this will sound like bullshit (it did to me when i was 18..) but you need to wait if you are considering steroids.  im not saying "steroids are bad, mmmkay?" .. but you will do more harm than good if you begin using at your age. trust me i have about 10 years experience with them.  like most drugs, they have their place.. but their place is not with you right now, no matter your physical (or lack of) prowess.

research form, food, and nutrition for now.

not trying to sound like a debbie downer, man.. but please take my word for it!  work hard and be patient!

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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working out twice a week is fine. you won't see dramatic results but they will happen with time.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
I had no idea blood type affected exercise results.

I just eat well, lift well, and sleep well.



Most people don't.

Eating foods that are wrong for your blood type will affect your sleep, your energy levels, your brain function and how you feel.

I never would have believed it before. After 2 solid years of 'real' food for my blood type, it's horribly amazing how crappy I feel when I eat wrong.  It's amazing what it does to my digestive system and my head.  Bleah!

Peace



Eat Right 4 Your Blood Type
It's a great book, and very intriguing and seems like it would work, but I'm AB and that diet is just so strict I can't even do it. From what I remember it has the restrictions of both A and B, but I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy, I don't feel right if I haven't eaten any meat. Also I remember chicken was frowned upon for all blood types and that would be pretty hard for me too.

To OP, you need to work out more, and more often, if you want to see some real results, the harder you bust your ass the more dramatic your results will be. If you kill yourself every other day and eat a lot, you will see results, guaranteed. You don't need to take it to that extreme but know that you don't actually need steroids to put on some weight. Also, try to do sets with fewer, heavier reps, that puts on more bulk. The more reps you do in a set the more you're focusing on toning rather than actually putting on muscle weight.

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
not worth the side effects my friend. Just make sure you eating big, (like 3000 calories a day or more) An app called "Myfitnesspal" can help you calculate your macros and help you make sure your getting what you need.
.



I loveeeee MFP!!!
I swear by it

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
working out twice a week is fine. you won't see dramatic results but they will happen with time.



pretty much my workout regimen

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Re: take steriods? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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well you pull bitches with ur muscles but then you won't be able to do shit with a shrunken dick

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