Icelander said:

You must have the greatest life ever then.

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dat growth of his rectum

LunarEclipse said:

"Rectum?  Damn near killed him..."

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xFrockx said:

So maybe you have cancer of the butt,
And for fear of Doc sewing it shut,
You now feel its illusion,
A Foregone Conclusion
But maybe you feel like a nut.

How do you know what will happen?
Like a flag in the wind you're just flappin?
You might feel real sad,
But life's not that bad,
It can't be much worse than dirt nappin'

When you're gone you'll be missed from the forum,
If you die we'll feel short of a quorum,
Your posts just might bore some,
And some might just seem dumb,
But but without you one less won't ignore em.

In your posts you do try to enlighten,
So they might be some reason for fightin'
You dispute misinformation,
So you can fight inflammation,
And any growths in your colon may lighten!

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lolwut said:

This might cheer you up OC..or make you really pissed off.

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