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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Luc1d]
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Luc1d said:
OP how is that outsmarting them in any way? dont make sense.


Because. They will see my navy hat and be like. OI! And then I will be like. Yea, bitch, you tryin to take me in chess er what?

Then I will outsmart him in chess.


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: HigherPrimate]
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To outsmart a cop, you woud need a cop who doesn't know what he's doing.
or;
You'd have to know how that cop works, and use his jedi mind tricks against him.


It's hit or miss.


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: HigherPrimate]
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we have stickers on the back of the truck I drive that say we support the police and stuff with the year on it. I've been pulled over 3 times this year and never a ticket. one for going 45 in a 30 WITHOUT my license on me, one for not yielding on a left turn and almost hit someone, and the other for turning left when you weren't supposed to.

that makes me sound like a really crazy driver but honestly that pretty much sums up the stupid things I've done in a car, happened to get caught for each one. I'm guessing it's the stickers that did it, my parents put them on cause they said it saves you money in the long run. lol.


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
To outsmart a cop, you woud need a cop who doesn't know what he's doing.
or;
You'd have to know how that cop works, and use his jedi mind tricks against him.


It's hit or miss.


these are not the drugs you are looking for


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: colors will change]
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hmm sounds to good to be true. I have the feeling these would draw more attention to me than without :justdontknow:


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: XUL]
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i just shit my pants when they pull me over and then they don't do a search cuz they don't want to bask in the stench and if they ended up finding something they wouldn't want to have to deal with the horrid smell in their car and have to clean up after you.:thumbup: works like a charm

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Dork]
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consumesomeshrooms said:
i just shit my pants when they pull me over and then they don't do a search cuz they don't want to bask in the stench and if they ended up finding something they wouldn't want to have to deal with the horrid smell in their car and have to clean up after you.:thumbup: works like a charm


keep a dead cat in your back seat.

instant freedom lol


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
passifloracaerulea said:
i need some rock hounding/mining/knapping bumper stickers. people into these activities tend to be retired and it's not a lie for me, other than retirement.



Not a bad idea.

I have also seen people put up stickers that support cops.

And of course using "sir" when talking to the cop always helps.:pipesmoke:


IMO you should always call a cop sir or officer.


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Almond Flour said:
Thats right. I take it up the ass on a daily. It feels great to finally let this out :gay:

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Dork]
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Main cop in my town whos pulled me over 20+ times

cop- "david, you do know we are the elite in this town, right"

me- "ummm no you're not"

cop- "then who is?"

me- "the judge"


cop- "shit...good point"




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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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I have personally witnessed at least three times someone get out of a ticket by presenting their military Id with their license.


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Dork]
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consumesomeshrooms said:
i just shit my pants when they pull me over and then they don't do a search cuz they don't want to bask in the stench and if they ended up finding something they wouldn't want to have to deal with the horrid smell in their car and have to clean up after you.:thumbup: works like a charm


this could actually be the best solution. it saved me from all contact when i was in jail when they were about to kick my ass. they just put a biohazard sign over my cell door. possum style!

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Salomon]
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haha indeed indeed. to all the people saying you should call a cop sir...yea maybe that makes them jizz in their pants a little but i only call people sir jokingly. anyone who actually expects you to call them sir is a fucking tool. personal opinion and very biased because i hate cops but just thought i'd share lol

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
passifloracaerulea said:
i need some rock hounding/mining/knapping bumper stickers. people into these activities tend to be retired and it's not a lie for me, other than retirement.



Not a bad idea.

I have also seen people put up stickers that support cops.

And of course using "sir" when talking to the cop always helps.:pipesmoke:


Cops profile vehicles, and some of the largest giveaways are bumper stickers that support cops, promote non-violence, peace, etc.


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Dork]
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I don'
consumesomeshrooms said:
haha indeed indeed. to all the people saying you should call a cop sir...yea maybe that makes them jizz in their pants a little but i only call people sir jokingly. anyone who actually expects you to call them sir is a fucking tool. personal opinion and very biased because i hate cops but just thought i'd share lol


I don't think many of us here like cops. I sure as hell don't, but I bite my tongue and show them respect and call the sir or officer. They can have their little moment of glory if that means I can go home. Sitting in jail isn't fun. Especially Dade central, never again..:feelsbadman:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: kr0nik0]
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yeah jail sucks dude. i'm gonna stick to shitting my pants

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Dork]
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One trick, if you have pills, powders, or a small amount of pot with you, is to travel with a cup full of tobacco spit. It's dark and soupy, so the substance can get stuck in the middle easy. It's also fairly disgusting to most people, so they won't go digging around in there.

It's a last preventative measure, if you get pulled over.

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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: XUL]
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friend of mine was pulled over for a suspected DUI, he was drinking, drove an
old van with a company logo on it and weaving a bit. as the cop was getting out
he told the chick with him to keep her mouth shut, turned on come country music
and turned it up really loud. cop got to the window, he rolled it down, the cop
asked for his info and he provided it, cop told him to turn the radio off so he
did, asked him to turn off the van, he complied. cop went and ran his shit
through and there wasnt so much as a speeding ticket because this fucker was
known for driving 10mph under the sped limit

cop got back to the window, asked he he knew why he was stopped and he
responded that he didnt, cop told him it was because he was weaving pretty bad
and asked if he'd been drinking, my buddy told him he doesnt drink at all, the
cop asked why he drove so badly and his response "I'm just a shitty driver" the
cop said 'yeah you are' and face palmed his way back to his car without giving
him a sobriety test or anything


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I'm just a shitty driver, officer "Carry on, son."


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Re: outsmarting the cops [Re: gzuf]
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I know my rights


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