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OfflineLearyfan
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"I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker
    #4549401 - 08/18/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just a heads up. I'm selling bumper stickers that say "I have illegal drugs in my car" for $50 each. Why so much? The reason is because every cop who gets behind you in traffic will believe that no one could possibly be stupid enough to carry drugs in a car with that bumper sticker.

It's full proof. $50 each. CODs only.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549414 - 08/18/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ill give ya 5 bucks for it:grin:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549420 - 08/18/05 12:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think I'd feel safer with a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549424 - 08/18/05 12:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'll take 20!!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Silversoul]
    #4549438 - 08/18/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

safe from cops anyway :lol:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Shroomism]
    #4549445 - 08/18/05 12:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
I think I'd feel safer with a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker.




Nope, go with my deal. Cops will see the sarcasm in using a bumper sticker such as the one you've just described.




Quote:

Shroomism said:
I'll take 20!!




Nice! I'll cut you a deal. $1,000 dollars for all 20. Uh?








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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: gdman]
    #4549447 - 08/18/05 12:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i would so buy that
i just wouldent put it on MY car :evil:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: gdman]
    #4549471 - 08/18/05 12:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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safe from cops anyway :lol:




Not at all.  Go with my deal.  I guarantee that one could carry enough Ketamine to feed every raver on the east coast without being pulled over.  I've placed a money back guarantee on that.  If you get busted, you'll receive a full refund, no questions asked.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: notapillow]
    #4549477 - 08/18/05 12:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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notapillow said:
i would so buy that
i just wouldent put it on MY car :evil:




You're a bad boy, pillow! 










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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549485 - 08/18/05 12:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no I want a shroomery bumper sticker! like some of your sigs, those would be better...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Skunk420]
    #4549491 - 08/18/05 12:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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no I want a shroomery bumper sticker! like some of your sigs, those would be better...




I'll sell you one of those for $20 as well, but those are guarenteed to get you pulled over actually.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549510 - 08/18/05 01:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

im carful about having sketchy stickers on my car
as of no i just have one of those black and white ovals with letters in them
and it says "gd"
i have no idea if anyone is gonna know what the hell im talking about :smile:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549521 - 08/18/05 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I make bumper stickers too.. =)









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: notapillow]
    #4549528 - 08/18/05 01:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, that's not so blatant.






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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Effed]
    #4549535 - 08/18/05 01:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I like those Effed.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549542 - 08/18/05 01:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pfft
Yeah right!
The cops would def. pull you over

i'd go with the dare sticker, along with some Jesus rocks stickers


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549551 - 08/18/05 01:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I will just put in my wall in my room, I wouldnt do that...I just think those are cool...right on...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4549576 - 08/18/05 01:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd probably go with the Jesus fish :wink:.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549582 - 08/18/05 01:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:


If you get busted, you'll receive a full refund, no questions asked.





I think getting your 50 bucks back would be the last thing on your mind once you are in jail.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549588 - 08/18/05 01:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks Learyfan!^^



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