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Invisibleflowstone
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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549602 - 08/18/05 08:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's something a bunch of druggies would believe and in fine print the bumper tag would say * this sticker gives all law enforcement probable cause to search vehicle*




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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: flowstone]
    #4549619 - 08/18/05 08:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wasthinking of spraypainting a 2 by 2 foot giant-green, sweet leaf on the hood of my vehicle, but now I'm having second thoughts because I'd probably be frequently pulled over searched by cops. :frown:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: pantsboy]
    #4549625 - 08/18/05 08:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

HAH
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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549630 - 08/18/05 08:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: flowstone]
    #4549635 - 08/18/05 08:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

all you would have to have is long hair and the cops would fuck with you..long hair, uh a drug addict pull him over..fuck the sticker..


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Skunk420]
    #4549649 - 08/18/05 08:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

that bumper sticker is the stupiest shit ive ever heard of in my life.. im pretty sure if i had that and a cop saw me, id be fucked in the asshole.. better be strappin the KY.. bad idea


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549694 - 08/18/05 08:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

50 dollars for a bumper sticker? This is a joke right. Ha Ha. I had a nice laugh. Just keep your car bumper sticker free and you have less chance of getting pulled over, IMO. Saying something like I have illegal drugs is going to make a cop actually take a notice in your car, whether he pulls you over or not. Say their is two cars side by side waiting at a stoplight. One is nice condition, no defects, the other has this bumper sticker on it, of course the cop is going to pay more attention to the one saying you have illegal drugs. Stay under the radar and you should be fine.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: prefloppro]
    #4549706 - 08/18/05 08:54 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ok $55, but that's my final offer.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549805 - 08/18/05 09:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have any "I have a kidnapped child in my trunk" stickers left?


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549828 - 08/18/05 09:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I want one that says "I am an international terrorist"


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549849 - 08/18/05 09:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't want to be pulled over try a Bush Chaney 04 sticker


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549857 - 08/18/05 09:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

if you wanna run drugs , you need a whole bunch of jesus/religous bumper stickers...maybe a few anti drug ones too...then you need a bible on ur passenger seat full of bookmarks.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549864 - 08/18/05 09:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They're on backorder.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4549868 - 08/18/05 09:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You don't want to make it too obvious. :wink:

A DARE sticker, a Bush/ Cheney 04, one that says "My kid is an honors student at..." and a Jesus fish should be plenty. They'd never suspect you of drugs with all that shit on your car, unless you were black.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Ravus]
    #4549873 - 08/18/05 09:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah i forgot about the bush stickers


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Silversoul]
    #4550015 - 08/18/05 10:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.




Never underestimate the intelligence of cops.  :smirk:

Also you would get pulled over frequently with that bumper sticker.
And as someone said that's all the probable cause they need.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: EvilEwok]
    #4550106 - 08/18/05 10:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

These stickers don't have to be for YOUR bumper. I look forward to my boss' vacation. They'll love his "Bomb on Board - Drive Safely!" - sticker at the airport.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Cowgold]
    #4551139 - 08/18/05 07:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah guys. They dont call 'em bumper stickers for a reason.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Chazzersize]
    #4551184 - 08/18/05 07:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i have a bright pink bumper sticker that says "strip search?! use three fingers!" in black writing.

cops love it.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: EvilEwok]
    #4551358 - 08/18/05 08:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EvilEwok said:
Quote:

Paradigm said:
Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.




Never underestimate the intelligence of cops.  :smirk:

Also you would get pulled over frequently with that bumper sticker.
And as someone said that's all the probable cause they need.



That's what I mean.  They wouldn't be thinking that nobody would be stupid enough to carry drugs in the car with that bumper sticker.  They'd be thinking "That guy's got drugs in his car!"


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