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OfflineLearyfanS
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"I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker
    #4549401 - 08/18/05 07:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just a heads up. I'm selling bumper stickers that say "I have illegal drugs in my car" for $50 each. Why so much? The reason is because every cop who gets behind you in traffic will believe that no one could possibly be stupid enough to carry drugs in a car with that bumper sticker.

It's full proof. $50 each. CODs only.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549414 - 08/18/05 07:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

ill give ya 5 bucks for it:grin:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549420 - 08/18/05 07:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think I'd feel safer with a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549424 - 08/18/05 07:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'll take 20!!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Silversoul] * 1
    #4549438 - 08/18/05 07:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

safe from cops anyway :lol:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Shroomism]
    #4549445 - 08/18/05 07:47 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
I think I'd feel safer with a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker.




Nope, go with my deal. Cops will see the sarcasm in using a bumper sticker such as the one you've just described.




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I'll take 20!!




Nice! I'll cut you a deal. $1,000 dollars for all 20. Uh?








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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: gdman]
    #4549447 - 08/18/05 07:47 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i would so buy that
i just wouldent put it on MY car :evil:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: gdman]
    #4549471 - 08/18/05 07:52 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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safe from cops anyway :lol:




Not at all.  Go with my deal.  I guarantee that one could carry enough Ketamine to feed every raver on the east coast without being pulled over.  I've placed a money back guarantee on that.  If you get busted, you'll receive a full refund, no questions asked.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: notapillow]
    #4549477 - 08/18/05 07:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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notapillow said:
i would so buy that
i just wouldent put it on MY car :evil:




You're a bad boy, pillow! 










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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549485 - 08/18/05 07:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no I want a shroomery bumper sticker! like some of your sigs, those would be better...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Skunk420]
    #4549491 - 08/18/05 07:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
no I want a shroomery bumper sticker! like some of your sigs, those would be better...




I'll sell you one of those for $20 as well, but those are guarenteed to get you pulled over actually.









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549510 - 08/18/05 08:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

im carful about having sketchy stickers on my car
as of no i just have one of those black and white ovals with letters in them
and it says "gd"
i have no idea if anyone is gonna know what the hell im talking about :smile:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549521 - 08/18/05 08:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I make bumper stickers too.. =)









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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: notapillow]
    #4549528 - 08/18/05 08:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that's not so blatant.






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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Effed]
    #4549535 - 08/18/05 08:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I like those Effed.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549542 - 08/18/05 08:10 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

pfft
Yeah right!
The cops would def. pull you over

i'd go with the dare sticker, along with some Jesus rocks stickers


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549551 - 08/18/05 08:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I will just put in my wall in my room, I wouldnt do that...I just think those are cool...right on...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4549576 - 08/18/05 08:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'd probably go with the Jesus fish :wink:.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549582 - 08/18/05 08:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Learyfan said:


If you get busted, you'll receive a full refund, no questions asked.





I think getting your 50 bucks back would be the last thing on your mind once you are in jail.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549588 - 08/18/05 08:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks Learyfan!^^



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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549602 - 08/18/05 08:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's something a bunch of druggies would believe and in fine print the bumper tag would say * this sticker gives all law enforcement probable cause to search vehicle*




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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: flowstone]
    #4549619 - 08/18/05 08:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wasthinking of spraypainting a 2 by 2 foot giant-green, sweet leaf on the hood of my vehicle, but now I'm having second thoughts because I'd probably be frequently pulled over searched by cops. :frown:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: pantsboy]
    #4549625 - 08/18/05 08:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

HAH
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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549630 - 08/18/05 08:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: flowstone]
    #4549635 - 08/18/05 08:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

all you would have to have is long hair and the cops would fuck with you..long hair, uh a drug addict pull him over..fuck the sticker..


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Skunk420]
    #4549649 - 08/18/05 08:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

that bumper sticker is the stupiest shit ive ever heard of in my life.. im pretty sure if i had that and a cop saw me, id be fucked in the asshole.. better be strappin the KY.. bad idea


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549694 - 08/18/05 08:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

50 dollars for a bumper sticker? This is a joke right. Ha Ha. I had a nice laugh. Just keep your car bumper sticker free and you have less chance of getting pulled over, IMO. Saying something like I have illegal drugs is going to make a cop actually take a notice in your car, whether he pulls you over or not. Say their is two cars side by side waiting at a stoplight. One is nice condition, no defects, the other has this bumper sticker on it, of course the cop is going to pay more attention to the one saying you have illegal drugs. Stay under the radar and you should be fine.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: prefloppro]
    #4549706 - 08/18/05 08:54 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ok $55, but that's my final offer.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4549805 - 08/18/05 09:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have any "I have a kidnapped child in my trunk" stickers left?


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549828 - 08/18/05 09:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I want one that says "I am an international terrorist"


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549849 - 08/18/05 09:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't want to be pulled over try a Bush Chaney 04 sticker


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4549857 - 08/18/05 09:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

if you wanna run drugs , you need a whole bunch of jesus/religous bumper stickers...maybe a few anti drug ones too...then you need a bible on ur passenger seat full of bookmarks.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Lurkadian]
    #4549864 - 08/18/05 09:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They're on backorder.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4549868 - 08/18/05 09:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You don't want to make it too obvious. :wink:

A DARE sticker, a Bush/ Cheney 04, one that says "My kid is an honors student at..." and a Jesus fish should be plenty. They'd never suspect you of drugs with all that shit on your car, unless you were black.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Ravus]
    #4549873 - 08/18/05 09:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah i forgot about the bush stickers


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Silversoul]
    #4550015 - 08/18/05 10:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.




Never underestimate the intelligence of cops.  :smirk:

Also you would get pulled over frequently with that bumper sticker.
And as someone said that's all the probable cause they need.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: EvilEwok]
    #4550106 - 08/18/05 10:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

These stickers don't have to be for YOUR bumper. I look forward to my boss' vacation. They'll love his "Bomb on Board - Drive Safely!" - sticker at the airport.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Cowgold]
    #4551139 - 08/18/05 07:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah guys. They dont call 'em bumper stickers for a reason.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Chazzersize]
    #4551184 - 08/18/05 07:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i have a bright pink bumper sticker that says "strip search?! use three fingers!" in black writing.

cops love it.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: EvilEwok]
    #4551358 - 08/18/05 08:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EvilEwok said:
Quote:

Paradigm said:
Never underestimate the stupidity of cops.




Never underestimate the intelligence of cops.  :smirk:

Also you would get pulled over frequently with that bumper sticker.
And as someone said that's all the probable cause they need.



That's what I mean.  They wouldn't be thinking that nobody would be stupid enough to carry drugs in the car with that bumper sticker.  They'd be thinking "That guy's got drugs in his car!"


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4551404 - 08/18/05 08:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

How about a 500 times your money back guarantee?


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Icelander]
    #4551506 - 08/18/05 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have that sticker on your car? Drive around with it for a couple months and tell us how it goes.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Fospher]
    #4551576 - 08/18/05 09:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My brother sandblasted NORML on his back windshield with a nice MJ Leaf in the middle of the O he hasn't stopped catching shit from po's They illiaglly serached him and his vehicle dumped his pot on the ground and took off. He had a flat tire at the time and the cop just stopped and started harassing him. - So that theory about the illegal drug thing is crap. A cop will see that and think Smartass, because even if you didnt have it in you car most likely you use illegal drugs, and if bored enough he will pull you anyway. But anyways ill give for 5 bux shipped for one =) it would be a perfect gift for my brother!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: ixitwistedixi]
    #4551611 - 08/18/05 09:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i wana sand blast norml on my hood, that would be awesome, just make sure i never have weed on me ever


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: SerioOria]
    #4551627 - 08/18/05 09:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

For real! I cant believe that happened to my bro. And its not like he was breaking a law he was changing his fucking tire for christ sake!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Silversoul]
    #4551634 - 08/18/05 09:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I think I'd feel safer with a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker.




i want one of those :grin:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: ixitwistedixi]
    #4551679 - 08/18/05 10:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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For real! I cant believe that happened to my bro. And its not like he was breaking a law he was changing his fucking tire for christ sake!




so they didnt fine him for havin weed on him?, they just dumped it out and took off just to fuck with him? :twitchy:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: SerioOria]
    #4551716 - 08/18/05 10:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No he didn't get fined. Because he was giving them shit about illegally searching him.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: ixitwistedixi] * 1
    #4551746 - 08/18/05 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I got searched a couple years ago... It was pretty jacked up. it wasn't cause a bumper sticker though, it was a license plate light. Such bullshit! I'll post on it later when I have more time.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #4552152 - 08/19/05 12:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Never underestimate the stupidity of the shroomery.  :lol:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: RuNE]
    #4552642 - 08/19/05 02:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Buy a somewhat gaudy cross necklace and support our troops magnets and yeah, a bible sounds like a good idea.

nothing permanent though so you only have to defile your car when you don't want to be hassled by the popos.

remember, Jesus had long hair, and Jesus freaks sometimes do.

Bush Cheney isn't a good idea because some cops probably voted for Kerry, but most all cops will support troops and feel safer if you do.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: leery11]
    #4553053 - 08/19/05 04:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

By the way folks, this thread was a joke.

Stop sending me checks for $50.







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4553086 - 08/19/05 04:35 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:smirk: ..I bet you fooled a lot of people...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Skunk420]
    #4835542 - 10/22/05 03:24 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

donate money to the 'police protective fund'. if you donate enough they send you a little metal/plastic badge that you put on your license plate. 100% suck up shit right there....also the jesus rocks stickers are a great idea.

just look like a conservative, god friendly, law abiding citizen-bush supporter...and you really cant lose unless you just cruised that blunt right before you got pulled over...


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: SoulSuuckinJERK]
    #4835565 - 10/22/05 03:30 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I'm surprised I don't get pulled over all the time with the shit I've got on my car:





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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: SoulSuuckinJERK] * 1
    #4835855 - 10/22/05 04:46 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I'm pretty sure a DARE sticker increases the chance a cop will want to search you. Obviously, pro-drug shit will get you pulled over.

Even a political bumper sticker might cause offense to a cop; hell, even a jesus fish might push some unhappy cop to harass you.

The safest thing is to find one of the most common models/colors of car for your area and do absolutely nothing to it that in any way expresses personality or draws attention.

Cops aren't always looking for something in particular, but they're very likely to notice and pay attention to anything that looks out of place.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: phi1618]
    #4837301 - 10/22/05 05:17 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Old, but interesting thread.

I recently put a tiny Grateful Dead sticker on my rear bumper. Nothing too flashy, because Grateful Dead stickers are expensive!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: nookjohn]
    #4837544 - 10/22/05 07:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Why are Dead stickers more pricey than other stickers?







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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4837555 - 10/22/05 07:33 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

No idea, just my personal observation.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: nookjohn]
    #4837611 - 10/22/05 07:48 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sure it's just wherever you're buying them from. I can't imagine that the materials needed to make a Dead sticker cost more than those needed to make a, I don't know...."Git 'R Dun" sticker or something.






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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Learyfan]
    #4837621 - 10/22/05 07:53 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This old deadhead on Phish tour had a BUNCH of old school stikers and new ones too. you could pick 10 for 3 bucks i didnt get any cause i was tripping and had a hard time deciding which ones to pick so i just walked away.:lol:

i regret that now :frown:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: buckwheat]
    #13776214 - 01/13/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

I used to have this one on my mustang gt, I don't think I ever got pulled over with it on.  I took it off after awhile because it was starting to fall apart from the carwash.



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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #13776411 - 01/13/11 03:21 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

That ex-cop who makes those Never Get Busted DVD's says that if he saw a car with any kind of DARE, I support police, jesus fish bumper stickers that he would immediately want to pull the car over because a lot of the time it's those people who have dope in the car. 

Probably cuz everyone on the internet tells people that those stickers make you safe....apparently they make you less safe.

He claims you should just not have any bumper stickers because all any of them do is draw attention to your vehicle.

His videos are actually pretty cool and informative.


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: amilibertine]
    #13776434 - 01/13/11 03:25 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

Holy thread resurrection, batman!


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #13776452 - 01/13/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

Wow, I just looked at the post above mine and it said 34 minutes ago, lol.

Didn't realize this was a 5 year old thread.  Sorry :smirk:


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: amilibertine] * 1
    #13776478 - 01/13/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)



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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #13776580 - 01/13/11 03:48 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

I want a bumper sticker that says "This isn't the only ride we're on."


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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Arden]
    #13776590 - 01/13/11 03:50 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)



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Re: "I have illegal drugs in my car" bumper sticker [Re: Arden]
    #13776635 - 01/13/11 03:58 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

Yeah, blending in is better.  They tend to mess with you if you stand out...  Might seem like civil disobedience, the cops will fuck with you...

It is like those labels you can put on suitcases that have pictures of stacks of money or cocaine.


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