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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: AtticusProphet]
#8648612 - 07/17/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also would you suggest dressing in any way...I was also thinking of having a bible in cler site if I do get pulled over?
thats as far as i read but it reminded me of a story on my dorm floor last year my friend got narc'd on by his roommate so he laid out an open bible n was reading it when the cops came
didnt work tho
buddy of mine was out drinking, he'd had a few and in his 70 dodge van he was weaving all over the place, he got stopped and by the time the cop got to the window he had turned some country music up really loud, the cop got to the window and he just stared at him, after a few second the cop motioned to him to roll the window down, he did, cops yelled for him to turn down the radio, he complied.... the cops asked "know why I stopped you?", he said in the worst hick accent I ever heard, "no, I was just getting ready to ask though", cop told him he was weaving and asked if he had been drinking, his response "no officer, I dont touch alcohol, I'm just a shitty driver"
cops walked back, got in his car and left
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: jccc]
#8648860 - 07/17/08 09:29 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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jccc said: HAHA yeah the minivan has a jesus fish on the back to! So any good suggestions on hiding some real stinky weed? Also would you suggest dressing in any way...I was also thinking of having a bible in cler site if I do get pulled over?
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the bible!
anyways,
Things they look out for: -No front license plate -tinted front windows -light malfunctions -tipsy driving(swerving a bit) -sudden lane change/sudden braking/anything sudden(got a ticket for a sudden lane change...) -Crossing lanes illegally -young drivers/minorities -Loud music/bass
It would be good to dress older- perhaps a sweater w/ pants or something like that. Don't be laughing your ass off with friends. If your car happens to be with a couple buddies, make sure that they are all sitting all the way back in their seats in a serious manner, or as if they are sleeping.
and if a cop is behind you, do not panic for any reason- drive as if it were a normal car. make sure you are at exactly 65MPH or whatever the posted limit is. If you are unsure, slow down- but not too slow.
Don't look nervous.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: greystealth]
#8649492 - 07/18/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Adding to the list... be 100% sober. I can't remember the number of times I have read about guys that got busted hauling huge amounts of drug A, only to be busted 'cause they took a little of drug B while driving.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: Seuss]
#8649523 - 07/18/08 12:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've driven on virtually everything.
If you're one of those natural auto-pilot drivers, it can be done(just not recommended). I'm usually the only one in the group of ppl I am with who is able to drive under the influence.
I rely mostly on motor memory than anything else, and I never drive drunk. I don't drink.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: greystealth]
#8649705 - 07/18/08 02:20 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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greystealth said: I've driven on virtually everything.
If you're one of those natural auto-pilot drivers, it can be done(just not recommended). I'm usually the only one in the group of ppl I am with who is able to drive under the influence.
I rely mostly on motor memory than anything else, and I never drive drunk. I don't drink.
Most def. But still not a good idea when smuggling DRUHZ.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: Seuss]
#8649841 - 07/18/08 04:28 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seuss said: Adding to the list... be 100% sober. I can't remember the number of times I have read about guys that got busted hauling huge amounts of drug A, only to be busted 'cause they took a little of drug B while driving.
i used to run large amounts of coke from west palm to the treasure coast geeked out of my mind. 
not the smartest thing to do.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: greystealth]
#8649936 - 07/18/08 05:33 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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greystealth said: Things they look out for: -No front license plate
not around here, this is a 1 plate state
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: greystealth]
#8649977 - 07/18/08 06:15 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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> I've driven on virtually everything.
It isn't a matter of driving skill, but a matter of risk reduction for those one in a million times that you get pulled over for something stupid. Sober, you most likely go on your way. Trashed on drug XYZ, chances are the cop is going to notice, call a drug dog, and you get screwed.
Also, if you see any "drug checkpoint ahead, be prepared to stop" type of signs on the interstate, don't get off at the next exit. The cops sit at the top of the off ramp waiting for people that got spooked by the sign. (If they were stopping interstate traffic, it would be backed up for miles and miles and miles...)
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Definitely a standard sedan, no stickers, no fluffy dice hanging from the rear-vision mirror.. and drive next to a van with tinted windows the whole way.
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: Monkeycyst]
#8650024 - 07/18/08 06:55 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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> and drive next to a van with tinted windows the whole way.
Smokey and the bandit style?
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: Seuss]
#8650062 - 07/18/08 07:27 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I couldn't see your link since my wireless is playing havoc tonight.. but, yeah Smokey and the Bandit sounds good
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: Monkeycyst]
#8659775 - 07/20/08 04:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thanks everyone for the great information! Its hard not to be nevous when you get pulled over when you have a QP of white widow in your car
I was wondering if it would be better to stash the goods in a stealthy campartment or in a 'travel bag'?
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Re: What cops look for on the Highway [Re: jccc]
#8660284 - 07/20/08 07:03 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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jccc said: Thanks everyone for the great information! Its hard not to be nevous when you get pulled over when you have a QP of white widow in your car
I was wondering if it would be better to stash the goods in a stealthy campartment or in a 'travel bag'?
No Travel bags! they are the first to be searched.
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