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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440805 - 03/25/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn, you are stuck between a brick and a hard place. If shes actually a friend though wouldn't she not give a shit about you smoking some pot?


Most cops Ive talked to don't personally have a problem with people who smoke weed, and are simply doing there job.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440808 - 03/25/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

...just ignore her friend request then. if she gets offended over something like that, then she has too much time on her hands. pretend like your an interweb nOOb who doesnt know how to work the myspace. I dont know...


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Vvellum]
    #5440837 - 03/25/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
Damn, you are stuck between a brick and a hard place. If shes actually a friend though wouldn't she not give a shit about you smoking some pot?


Most cops Ive talked to don't personally have a problem with people who smoke weed, and are simply doing there job.




I don't know where she stands on it now. She was never a fan, though. There's just something not right about the whole thing. I know it's not a big deal or anything, but still.




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bi0 said:
...just ignore her friend request then. if she gets offended over something like that, then she has too much time on her hands. pretend like your an interweb nOOb who doesnt know how to work the myspace. I dont know...




That's actually a pretty good idea. "Oh shit, you sent me a invite?? Oh man, how do you work this thing? wtf??"









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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440846 - 03/25/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Learyfan said:
Gimmie some advice. An old friend from highschool just sent me a friend request. I like her but.........she's a cop now and she's dating another cop. We've lost touch since she's become a cop (it gave me the chills) but I knew that she would eventually send me a friend request because we're friends with the same people and I knew she'd see that I have a page.

If I approve her friend request I will have the local police looking at my myspace page. Plus, I'm sure she has other pig friends on myspace who might possibly check out my page. I don't talk about doing drugs on it, but I talk about psychedelic music a lot (only a stoner would do that) and I even copied and pasted some classic Chinacat thumbprint stories (only someone who was enthusiastic about psychedelics would do that) and posted it as a bulletin for my friends to read (a couple of them loved it, by the way). So that sucks, but upside is that if I'm ever in trouble, it would be nice to have a friend on the police?

If I deny her request then we're basically no longer friends and I'll have a cop that will be kinda angry with me. This sucks. I'm fucked either way.









They cant bust you because you have some references to drugs on and around your site. Just dont be a retard and send out bulletins like "LEARYFANS ACID SALE! Buy 2 get 1 free!"

No need to be so paranoid my friend


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440853 - 03/25/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Come on LearyFan. Not All cops are bad people.
I understand your paranoia. Its natural for our people, but you are over-reacting.
This girl used to be a friend, and now your shunning her because she works for the police? Does she work for the narcotics departement?
If you make her a "myspace friend", you have nothing to lose. You don't grow, you don't talk about anyting bad on your girl-space page. Everybody in your town, probly already knows your a closet stoner anyways, who cares?
Being friends with Police has its benifits. Say you ever get pulled over for weed, and she shows up on scene. She would probly let you off with a warning.
Call her up, and see if she wants to hang out. I would love to bang a cop.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440862 - 03/25/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You guys probably have more in common than you realize.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5440863 - 03/25/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Dreamer987 said:
I would love to bang a cop.




:thumbup:


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440891 - 03/25/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

cops arent cops all the time... they do ahve lives outside the force... my nieghbor sold all kinds of drugs, meth and shit like that, and his mom dated cops all the tiem (cop junkie)... and i was over at his house one day, chillin, (not cause i really wanted to though) and an old friend from down the street was there, one of the biggest smokers you'd ever meet, and he was tellin me about how he's becoming a cop. (he said this while smoking a joint) and he was serious too...

one of my mom's ex boyfriends brother was some head sheriff for like 20 years or so, and she said he always had the best bud.. they were coke heads, alcoholics, and they liked to party...

i say be friends with her, you might be doing your community a favor by showing them that stoners are cool people, and that next time they pull one over, they might just say "ya know what, i'm not gonna bust my friend learyfan, so why would i bust this guy?"

just be honest with them, a little skeptical at first, but off duty, they will be cool with you... on duty, they will let you go with mere warnings, and if you get in good with all the cop friends, then they will be much more lenient toward you... you just gotta talk to em, they will understand.... i wouldnt be supprised if they smoked...


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Sinistral]
    #5440900 - 03/25/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Sinistral said:
Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
I would love to bang a cop.




:thumbup:





If i ever got a cop in the sack id use it as my chance to piss on one and get away with it.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Phychotron]
    #5440940 - 03/25/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Dreamer and Psychotron, thanks for the advice. Those are very good ways to look at the situation and you've definitely helped me look at it differently. Thanks.

plur, lol, I'm hip to your thinly veiled insult. Please stop trolling me in The Pub. Keep your insults to myself and others out of The Pub and you will not have any trouble with me.







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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440943 - 03/25/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There was no intended insult. Relax.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5440968 - 03/25/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Must have been my imagination. It almost sounded as if you just compared me to the police (which you're aware is insulting me me).







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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5440972 - 03/25/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, you and your wacky imagination!


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5441044 - 03/25/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think you're way too paranoid, and that they probably have better things to do than investigate you because you listen to "psychedelic music"...a lot of those bands have fans that don't ever do any drugs.

My mom, for example.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5441049 - 03/25/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

has it ever occured to you that having friends in the police might be a good thing? I haven't met a cop yet that wasn't as crooked as a barrel of snakes. Comes in handy sometimes. As long as congress keeps writing unenforcable laws (like prohibition), cops will always be corrupt. Its not even a choice.


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5441065 - 03/25/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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DoctorJ said:
has it ever occured to you that having friends in the police might be a good thing?



Quoted For Truth


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5441085 - 03/25/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A barrel of snakes....on a plane!!??


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5441091 - 03/25/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

make a second sanitized account just for talking with the pigs


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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5441120 - 03/25/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I think you're way too paranoid, and that they probably have better things to do than investigate you because you listen to "psychedelic music"...a lot of those bands have fans that don't ever do any drugs.

My mom, for example.




I'm not saying that they're going to investigate me. It's just that I keep a low profile. I don't really look like a stoner. I don't have Dead stickers or Marley stickers on my car, etc.. I just don't like the idea of cops knowing my business because I don't trust them.



Quote:

DoctorJ said:
has it ever occured to you that having friends in the police might be a good thing?




I mentioned it in my first post.........


Quote:

"So that sucks, but the upside is that if I'm ever in trouble, it would be nice to have a friend on the police?"












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Re: Cop wants to be my myspace friend [Re: Learyfan]
    #5441154 - 03/25/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Learyfan said:
Must have been my imagination. It almost sounded as if you just compared me to the police (which you're aware is insulting me me).










i dont see how that would be an insult? I know many cops and all are upstanding people.


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