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SEPTEMBER 4--In a scheme that could only be hatched by a pair of  teenage boys, a 17-year-old Floridian yesterday posed as an plainclothes  cop and “arrested” his underage buddy for purportedly shoplifting $20  worth of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards from a Walmart, police report.


The young perps--who hatched the “fake arrest” plot as a cover for  swiping four decks of trading cards--were arrested after a suspicious  store manager, Laura Dougherty, followed them  from the Port St. Lucie retailer and watched as Brandon Rhoads, 17,  unlocked a set of toy handcuffs from the wrists of his 14-year-old  cohort.
According to a police report,  the bizarre incident occurred Monday at around 3 AM. Rhoads, pictured  above, entered the Walmart with a “gun in a holster on his hip” and  “quickly opened and closed his wallet, showing the 52-year-old Dougherty  a badge,” noted investigators.
The teen then approached his friend and “placed handcuffs on him”  before walking him out of the store (with the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards). When the  duo realized that Dougherty was following them, they fled on foot.


Cops nabbed the duo as they ran through a nearby parking complex.  Rhoads was carrying a “black bi fold wallet with a badge” and “a set of  ‘toy handcuffs’ silver in color.” Police also retrieved  a pellet gun that Rhoads threw while being pursued by officers. The  Yu-Gi-Oh! cards were recovered during post-arrest searches of Rhoads and  his buddy. Both suspects copped to stealing the cards and “planning a ‘fake arrest’ in order to ‘not get caught."


Rhoads was charged with impersonating a police officer, a felony, and  resisting an officer. His friend was charged with retail theft and  resisting an officer, both misdemeanors.

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uber_aj said:

DivineIntensity said:

Man, I  hate being a Floridian considering these are the kind of dipshits people associate me with when they hear I'm from Florida

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Yeah, this is more or less what I already picture. Only maybe either darker or more sunburnt... and in a wife beater, slamming a Steel Reserve next to his rusted, IROC Camaro that's parked in front of Krogers.

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Goddamn, are you clairvoyant?

frylock91 said:

Haha, dumbasses. Could've easily gotten away with stealing the cards without pulling this stupid stunt.

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SoreSpore said:

frylock91 said:

Haha, dumbasses. Could've easily gotten away with stealing the cards without pulling this stupid stunt.

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xbloodwhipx said:

Wow...
All i got to say is shoplifting is extremely easy.
This kid is a retarded fuck.

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