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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Exactly.

Anon 26: You're a virgin not because you are picky but because you played Pokemon up until your were 18/19. Most people outgrew Pokemon before they went to high school or during their freshman year of high school. The reason that Blue, Red, and Yellow are the only legit ones is some sort of nostalgia. Every other version you mentioned which I did not even know existed came out after I started chasing titties and asses instead of playing video games.

We need a version of :underage: where the text goes "h0w d0 I h4v3 s3x0rz" or "wh4t 1s a v4g1na?" or something of that nature...

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
dude fuck your Pokemon, were talking about pussy here.



This is why he can't get any.

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Anonymous #28 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
dude fuck your Pokemon, were talking about pussy here.



This is why he can't get any.



exactly!

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Personally I wouldn't fuck a fatty.:shrug:
Rather just watch porn unless she happens to be a really good looking fatty. But then again I do have a hot girlfriend that can squirt:awesomenod:

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #29]
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Anonymous #29 said:
Personally I wouldn't fuck a fatty.:shrug:
Rather just watch porn unless she happens to be a really good looking fatty. But then again I do have a hot girlfriend that can squirt:awesomenod:



:picdidnthappen:

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #23]
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I dont get this whole tight pussy thing. Lotsa girls are too tight, we don't need more of 'em. I need a girl who can take a :rocket:.

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Right? My girlfriend has a little weight on her, but it is mostly still baby fat from being pregnant. Should keep coming off.
But yeah, it is like a virgin everytime we fuck, honestly, the "ow ow it hurts" is getting really old..

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #28]
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When women are relaxed and aroused they lubricate heavily internally and expand to accommodate a dick. Only the first 1-3 times to should hurt at all. So maybe you just kind of fail at turning her on.

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #30]
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I can get pussy. I almost had sex with the arm wrestling girl in this video (I'm the guy on the left in the main broadcast by the way.)


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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #26]
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So why didn't you?

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Cause he was busy organizing his pokemon deck.

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Anonymous #23 said:
Anonymous #29 said:
Personally I wouldn't fuck a fatty.:shrug:
Rather just watch porn unless she happens to be a really good looking fatty. But then again I do have a hot girlfriend that can squirt:awesomenod:



:picdidnthappen:




LMAO!!!  Well I did it I think someone else should post pics of a fatty they fucked.

Anonymous #26 said:
I can get pussy. I almost had sex with the arm wrestling girl in this video (I'm the guy on the left in the main broadcast by the way.)





Dude, then why didn't you smash? I mean if the bitch was down for some snu snu what stopped you?

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #1]
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so i gotta know if the old saying is true....

Did she give good head cause she was hungry? :lol:

but seriously, I'd like to do a chubby chick (similar to the one you posted) just to see what it's like. ..just once though.  :Awesketch:
how would you say it was different than say an average weight female?

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #31]
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Actually she gave me pretty good head. In bed she was ok, average. But she is very sexual, like she straight up told me she wants dick and she wanted it hard. But in bed she was aight. she didn't ride very well but she was pretty loud.

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
I dont get this whole tight pussy thing. Lotsa girls are too tight, we don't need more of 'em. I need a girl who can take a :rocket:.



:lolwut::lolwut::lolwut::lolwut::lolwut:

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #32]
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OP gets encouraged, nails fatty
delivers pics
...
pokemon and nerds

:hmm:

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Re: Have you ever fucked a fat bitch? I need help [Re: Anonymous #33]
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When I say thick, I'm saying like 175.  350 is goin whalin!!!  I've done that to though, once er twice.  My current GF is like 170 five foot seven, big lucious tittites, and Angelina Jolie lips with blue/green eyes.  She is German and Hispanic and is down as fuck.  There were like six of us drinking one night and she asked this other girl, lil skinny thaaang, if she wanted to join her to put on a show for us boys.  She is great, tells me how much I mean to her.  Just makes me feel good day to day, no stupid drama.  Plus she is ten years younger, I am 35, so I feel like a piiiiiimp lol.

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