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So last night...
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Me and my friend live out in the country right across from this 17 year old kid.  occasionally this guy will have some "blueberry dank" for sale (its stemmy and looks like nuggy shwagg, so it's probably middies) and we'll often buy some.  one day, he cut us a deal for 45 an eighth.  he said to come over to his house and smoke a blunt with him.  later that day we're knocking on his door and he lets us in, leads us in to his room and sparks the blunt up.

now, this kid has some really nice shit in his house.  I'm talking about 60inch tv and a flat screen in his parents' bedroom.  In his room he has an xbox and a PS3 hooked up to a 48 inch, with a ton of games.  My friend whispers to me "dude, I have an idea..." I ask him what it was and he told me he'd tell me later.

The kid smokes us out, we buy a sack from him, we leave.  We spent the rest of the evening smoking bowls and walking out in the woods.  I eventually ask my friend "so what was your idea you were telling me about earlier?" he smirks and says, "I wanna take his shit." I laughed because I thought he was joking, but it turned out he was serious.  "That kid smokes a lot," he says, "when he passes out later tonight, I'll open his window and grab all his shit in the room, then I'll unlock the front door so I can carry the TV's out, and if I'm lucky I'll have enough time to jack his weed."

My jaw dropped.  I told him it wasn't a good idea but he insisted on fucking doing it.

So way later, at like 12:34 AM, all the lights at the kid's house are out.  The kid is asleep and we were hiding behind the trees.  "I'm staying right here, homie," I tell him, "I'm not cool with going in there."  he calls me a cocksucking pussy and i flip him off.  So he runs off in to the darkness and I can't see him anymore.  I sit down with my phone and I noticed I have low battery.  Shit.  Here's where it gets really fucked up.  So about ten minutes pass and my phone is saying "low battery".  I almost wanted to text my friend but I wasn't sure if that was necessary. 

Everything was quiet, so I thought everything was going okay.  Suddenly, my phone starts vibrating.  My friend is calling me but he hangs up before I could answer.  As I'm about to call him back he sends me a text saying, in all caps, "RUN". I'm like what the fuck, shivering and fucking paranoid.  I dialed his fucking number, it rings twice and *click* my phone turns off.  It was dead.  Fuck!  I hear a loud *snap* like someone was running outside, toward me.  I fucking bolted out of there.  I kept running, didn't care where the fuck I was going.  I was convinced the kid fucking spotted me and had his gun or something, but it turned out no one was following me.  I was PANTING for breath, in the middle of the night out in the road.  I turn on my phone, attempting to use the extra bit of battery left to call my friend, but it turns off as soon as the screen lights up.

I ran back to my house and plugged in my phone.  I turned the bitch on and I got another text from my friend.  All it said was "Ag," so I don't know if he was trying to tell me something else or what, but I was freaked the fuck out.  I tried calling his phone, but it wasn't on.  I said fuck it because he was probably screwing with me.  I went to sleep at around 2 and woke up at 10 this morning.  No calls.  I tried his phone, still dead.  I look around the house and my mom is sitting in the living room and is like "so where'd your friend go? I thought he was spending the night".

he never fucking came back.

So I don't know what to do here.  My friend is either in jail, dead, or something worse.  I can't imagine what.

Fuck.



Fucking fuck

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
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Your friend sounds like a real asshole.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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i have no sympathy for thieves, sorry. earn your own shit lazy stoner:shakefist:

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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interesting story though; definitely keep us posted on what happens, id like to know:thumbup:

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I agree with #2 and #3.... your friend deserves some bad karma..... but damn, I'm so intrigued!!!!! keep us posted, Anonymous #1!!

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Rofl, the dealer is DSYFSB right now. You should send his beaten up corpse a text saying, "Who's the cocksucking pussy now?"

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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karma is a bitch

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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So my friend's mom calls my mom looking for him.  He never returned home either.  My mom yelled at me wondering what we did last night and stuff, since the whole thing is so goddamn suspicious :mad2: I mean I was the only one with him before he disappeared...

His phone is still off but I did miss a call from a 'private number' while I was in the shower earlier this afternoon.  That could be anyone though, but you never know.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pfft private number for me is always some BS company advertising their lame ass shit

"Do you have car insurance? im a phaggot, call me"

so what are you telling your mom? lol

"we were chillin on curbside and then my brah dissapeared, i unno where he went, his phone is like, off or somthing"

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol wow.

i posted something in anon today about me and my guy robbing this kid (but he wanted us to rob his parents to pay back my guy)

i decided even that was awful.

OP dont steel ESPECIALLY when youre messing with a drug dealer with cool shit.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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damn man, did you're 17 yr old dealer friend keep a gun? if he thought he was badass he might have tried shooting the thief or something, maybe you're friend is dead and you're mommy will find out that you smoke pot?

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
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You're a fucking dumbass and maybe a lil bit of a pussy, why didnt you tell that nigger that hes a fucking bitch and that you're leaving his nigger ass? Why even stick around you knew that's fucked up and you let that shit happen to a cool dude who smokes you up and provides you with bud when you need it.

Bad vibes dude... totally uncool.
:feelsbadman:

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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he's not a big drug dealer.  the kid's brother lives in Austin and will occasionally drive out with an oz of dank he got from the city and the kid will buy some.  He's one of our many dealers, an unreliable one but at least is close by.  He gets his good shit because his parents are rich and he's a spoiled little bitch.  That's partly the reason why my friend wanted to rob his ass because he's a skinny whiny kid from the city, who couldn't possibly defend himself.  Or so I thought... I guess.

Update: My other friend Aaron reported that he got a voice message last night at 3:00AM, but it was just incoherent static. It was like a pocket-dial, you know.  But now more questions have arisen.  Fuck my life this is so complicated.  As for telling my mom, I'm just gonna say we were out by a pond and my friend thought he saw something.  Argh that's a retarded alibi idk what I'm gonna tell her :mad2:

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
You're a fucking dumbass and maybe a lil bit of a pussy, why didnt you tell that nigger that hes a fucking bitch and that you're leaving his nigger ass? Why even stick around you knew that's fucked up and you let that shit happen to a cool dude who smokes you up and provides you with bud when you need it.

Bad vibes dude... totally uncool.
:feelsbadman:



That's... actually, that's dead on. :thumbup:

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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or just tell you're mom that you're friend got high and started actin a fool and you took off, you dont know where he is

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Morons be robbing Texans. seriously. What the fuck dude. Smarten up man. They got his phone with your number connected to the text messages he sent that said "RUN" so they know you're involved dude. You're fucked man. Head for the border before it's too late.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
or just tell you're mom that you're friend got high and started actin a fool and you took off, you dont know where he is




Yeah do that then just forget about it... sweep it under the rug... it'll go away on it's own...

I don't care if the dude is small time, if he's got a father, they've got guns, and will shoot an intruder because they can, because it's Texas. Your friend is fucked and you're on thin ice.

P.S. All kidding aside, I am going hard on you because the other poster is right you are a douchebag for standing by while that shit went down... you should have had the decency to walk away when he told you he was gonna do it anyway. So I'm giving you some hard truth just to illustrate one extreme of the situation. It might not be what really happens, but it is good food for thought and it sure is fun for me.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Morons be robbing Texans. seriously. What the fuck dude. Smarten up man. They got his phone with your number connected to the text messages he sent that said "RUN" so they know you're involved dude. You're fucked man. Head for the border before it's too late.



yeah that is defiantly a bad thing.

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Well I didn't hear any gunshots... and we're assuming the voice message Aaron got was from my friend so maybe he's not in jail...

Later tonight Aaron, another guy and I are rounding up and gonna figure out how the fuck we're gonna find that missing nigger...

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Re: So last night... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You'll find him on a trail at Walnut Creek Park on Lamar blvd. Bring a bottle of liquor cause you're going to need to pour some out.

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