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wierdest, nastiest, funniest, or out right dumbest intoxicating experience..
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I went to a friends house, who lived with his girlfriend who was 17, lol.
we are twenty btw.
plus another friend who is 27
we shared a gallon of rum.
between the four of us, i chugged at least 2 gulps every time i was handed the bottle.
later that night we were all trashed needless to say.
ok on to the wierd/funny/nasty part.
everyone was asleep.
i staggered outside, pulled my pants down shit on there porch, without wiping my ass, went inside..
went to sleep, after wiping ass on the bed, lmao.
her mom came in in the morning to wake her up for shcool, meanwhile i was sitting on the other bed with my pants down, swaying back and forth drooling on the 27 yo friend sleeping on the floor, lol.
he woke up, screeched whoooooohh ohoho put your pants on bro.
her mom startedfreaking out then i went to sleep, ha.
after the daughter had left for school and i had sobered up the mom came back in there and said "i've already seen it all boy, you wanna hop in the shower with me?"
we all laughed, then i took all my dirty clothes off and threw them in the neighbors yard, lol.
then i drove the 27 yo friend to get a paycheck, so they could get high on roxy's.
the end


please.. share
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Re: wierdest, nastiest, funniest, or out right dumbest intoxicating experience.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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last month i believe, a friend and i shared two 5ths of vodka, to make a long story short we went pool hopping, i tried to jump the spiky fence, but got stuck nearly impaling myself, then couldnt get myself off laughing so hard i nearly couldnt breathe..
after swimming, and dodging cars thought to be police officers, we made it home.
i dont remember incident was retold by friend next morning but.
were chilling listening to music when i stood up on the bed, pull my pants to my ankles and started peeing over the side of the bed kindergarden style.
my friend laughing histarically tried to get me to stop.
but the only response he got was me saying shhhhhhhhhh shhhh
lol whilst peeing.

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