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Actual TV Lawyer Commercial * 2
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"If you or a loved one has died from mesothelioma, please call our law offices at..."

Can't manufacture this stuff, folks.


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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:facepalm:


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: dill705]
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:rofl:

there is no patch for human stupidity


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
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:lol:

Just the other day I read a thread in PHMWB, where this dude was saying that, if he died because of his doctor's misdiagnosis, he'd sue. :crazy2:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: MushroomTrip]
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Well, I can recommend a 'good' lawyer.


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MushroomTrip said:
:lol:

Just the other day I read a thread in PHMWB, where this dude was saying that, if he died because of his doctor's misdiagnosis, he'd sue. :crazy2:


Got to love it here on planet 3 :monkeydance:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: Icelander]
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Perhaps he believed in reincarnation. :shrug:


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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Or in astrology.


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: MushroomTrip] * 1
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"If you or a loved one died as a result of an inaccurate astrological reading..."


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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
"If you or a loved one died as a result of an inaccurate astrological reading..."


LOL!


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: deCypher] * 1
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Hey, that's not funny, I suffer from those all the time.


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
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The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records nationwide.

1)  Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2)  Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in
    most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about
    it until the next morning?

3)  Q: What happened then?
    A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify
      me.'
    Q: Did he kill you?

4)  Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5)  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6)  Were you alone or by yourself.

7)  How long have you been a French Canadian?

8)  Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9)  Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
    A: That's me.
    Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
    A: By death.
    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
    A: I'll be three months on November 8.
    Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
    A: Yes.
    Q: What were you doing at that time?

13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
    A: I used to be.
    Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14) So you were gone until you returned?

15) Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.
    Q: Were there girls?

16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like,
    but can you describe it?

17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
    A: Not yet.

19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
    stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like
    to strike the next question."

20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body
      of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
    A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
    Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
    A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Actual TV Lawyer Commercial [Re: Diploid]
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Objection: 'Leading the witness...!!':kingcrankey:

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