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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
OrgoneConclusion said:
I once skipped breakfast.



liar.

In all fairness falling through that ice was 100% the result of stupidity AKA the game of "How far out on the ice can you go"

i won :facepalm:



Most people stop playing that game when someone dies. Glad you made it out ok.

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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: appleorange]
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Also I was in 3rd grade, this wasn't like a recent stupid idea.


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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: learningtofly]
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breakfast is fish soup with non wheat pasta, corn and choriso.
never miss it unless you got some blupberries


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:brainfart: _ :finger:

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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
I am God's cousin, Ted.



I'm fuckin Craig.

But anyway, on the spring equinox this year my girlfriend and I went out to the Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary in St. Paul.  It holds a series of caves that are said to contain the spirits of the Dakota people as well as the cave from which humans came according to their creation story, called Wakan Tipi.

We climbed the bluffs a bit and reached a secluded sandstone cathedral of sorts, placing us on top of/next to the cave system.  After smoking a bowl I noticed a faint heart beat, thought it was someone in the distance bangin their subs, and ignored it.

But it wouldn't fucking stop.

It kept getting louder and louder to the point where I actually thought it was my own heart beat, but it wasn't!

The noise became so engulfing that I couldn't hear my girlfriend anymore and interrupted her to say "i'm sorry, but do you hear that?"

"The heartbeat?"

"YES"

it immediately stopped, we both looked at eachother and sait WTF, then it came back and gracefully faded away.  Shortly after, my girlfriend's bracelet of red, yellow and blue beads broke and fell off, so we left that and a little nug for whatever spirit came to check us out.  Pretty wild shit I can't wait for this damned winter to be over so I can go back


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"There was a time when I could not find, the spirit of God BEYOND the mind.  In retrospect the intellect is blind, it makes me think that I'm, the reason for all that's mine, even this rhyme I'm inclined to believe is from me, instead of being received. This is how we're deceived.  How am I more than dust? when it's your love that animates us?  Forever I will trust. Your love is better than lust. You. Live. Forever In Us." KRS ONE

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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: Boozerguyzer]
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I'm fuckin Craig.

We really don't care who you fuck. :satansmoking: That's your business.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: Icelander]
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I saw an old man in a red striped suit sitting across from me after smoking with my friends in their garage. Saw him clear as day.


I also saw a deceased friend after smoking when we were at his (my dead friends) beach condo.

Only other time I have seen a spirit was when I took mushrooms in a friends mountain cabin for the second time  there was an old Native American guy standing over me and looking down and smiling at me.

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Re: The Whopper Thread [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
I'm fuckin Craig.

We really don't care who you fuck. :satansmoking: That's your business.



haha it's a stephen lynch song, I always thought that was a funny way to turn it around tho


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"There was a time when I could not find, the spirit of God BEYOND the mind.  In retrospect the intellect is blind, it makes me think that I'm, the reason for all that's mine, even this rhyme I'm inclined to believe is from me, instead of being received. This is how we're deceived.  How am I more than dust? when it's your love that animates us?  Forever I will trust. Your love is better than lust. You. Live. Forever In Us." KRS ONE

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