my girlfriend (almost 2 years) is large. i love it. here are the pros and cons
Pros
-Lubrication - it will soak you
-some fat on the mons -a plusher vagina
-every thing you grab feels like a boob
-you can be rough -she wont break and no boney extremities to jab you with
Cons
-will probably never meet my friends or family
-have to go out to places i know i wont see anyone i know
-cant pick her up and throw her when i want her to leave
-Takes alot more to get them drunk - double your alcohol budget
jokes aside, pretty girls are everywhere but a decent person is hard to find. Mine is faithful, intelligent, sweet, not crazy at all, and i really enjoy her company.
on that same note, which of your friends do you disrespect the most
friend A - you want to hang out with him but he always has his pretty bitch around and shes a fucking drag. he's also wrapped around her finger and he doesnt make his own decisions anymore. you go to his house to drink some beers and by the time your too drunk to drive, she starts up with her shit and you cant leave. She wont drink.
FRIEND B- you go to his house to drink beers. Him and his fat girlfriend are in the kitchen eating. You bring beer but SHE busts out a liter of rum and initiates full on self destruct style shot taking. The three of you kill the bottle in an hour and spend the rest of the night laughing histericly while talking shit about your other friends bitch girlfriend...
did i mention fatties can party?
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