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Biggest stoner move you have done
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I know we had these before but I was just reminiscing about my biggest stoner move

which was

one time when I was like 16 or so me and like 8 of my friends where sitting around the living room blazing down and the phone rang and I answered the door


whats yours?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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drive to arby's to take a shit because we were out of toilet paper

get out of line at the post office and drive to where I wanted the letter sent and drop it off personally

sleep in the bed of a truck because it was too cramped inside the truck, and it was about 40 degrees outside


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: pfxtc]
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Friend: Are you high?
*10 seconds pass*
Me: Uhh, yeah pie is awesome.
Friend: I guess that answers that.

(I wasn't being irrelevant, I misheard high as pie, haha).

I guess that's not really a "move" but it's definitely the most stereotypically stoned thing I've done.  Other things include: ditching parties really early to get food, forgetting about food that is being cooked, hmm... and more. 

Edited by stereolab (01/06/10 08:07 PM)

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: pfxtc]
    #11778587 -

Holding my hand for several seconds in the steam of a boiling kettle to check if it was hot yet. :frown:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: pfxtc]
    #11778593 -

Eh, most often I forget to remove the conditioner out of my hair in the shower.

Usually, I just forget shit half the time.  Sometimes I will mistake things for something completely different too.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: JD2012]
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forgot my ex's name for like 30 mins (to be fair i was on LSD also)

i know there is more but i can't remember :awehigh:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: AcidDropper420]
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I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Sheeno]
    #11778650 -

my girl booked a plane flight and hotel for different dates weeks

the last time we went to amsterdam 200 buck fuck up

no refund !!

she had to pay twice :stoned:

White rhino fucking white rhino strongest strain i've ever grown


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If the milk turns sour I ain't the kinda pussy cat to drink it!!

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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Quote:
I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing


Back when I was 15 and first started smoking... I was stoned and chilling in my room.

Then I hear my dad yell, "WHO THE FUCK PUT THE ICECREAM IN THE CUPBOARD??".

Melted ice-cream everywhere :sad:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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fee said:
I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing



OH YA, milk in the cupboard yesterday! see i knew it was in there somewhere.. thanks for the reboot of the old meat computer meng

:highfive:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11778696 -

yep always putting food in the wrong place too


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: AcidDropper420]
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I had a few jars of WBS. I had trouble getting the ring loose and didnt have a hard surface near by to bang it on...ya know to loosen it up. So I banged it against another jar and broke both of them. Bird seed everywhere....

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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In high school, I borrowed my dad's truck to go over to my buddies house. We then got in his car and went hotboxing around the town. After I got good and blazed he dropped me of at home. It was getting close to midnight and I thought it was weird that my dad wasn't home (his truck was gone). I went inside and my whole family was sitting there. "Where's the truck?" I asked. They just stare at me in disbelief. "Oh shit nevermind, bye!" I immediately left to go get it.

Another time I woke'n'boke home alone. I was making some toast and the toaster got stuck on. I took a metal fork and got about 2 inches from the toaster when I realized how bad of an idea that was. :kingtard:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: topcat]
    #11778715 -

I never thought I'd say this but I miss weed, it's been almost a year ! :frown:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: pfxtc]
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evaporate iso-propanol over naked flames.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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fee said:
I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing



I once found my car keys and cell phone in the fridge :P


But the "stonerist" thing I've ever done is pretty hilarious .

I forget what we were listening to , but it was myself and another friend wrapped up in 100 blankets on seperate couches because we the guys house we were crashing at that time period didnt have heat :P . But there was a rad saxophone solo that came on and I started playing it on my bong ... I suppose as much as one can be playing sax on a water pipe. Anyway I keep moving my fingers up and down it and tipped it back to play the loudest part of the solo and BAM  drank 5 day old bong water . The witness one of my closest friends has yet to let me live it down ;P


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: topcat]
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Trying to use an air popper thats never been used and reasoning that we had to disassemble it and put it back together because the top part was on the bottom. I got the screwdriver and started going at it and halfway through i realized it was just upsidedown.:mad2:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: HeroMike]
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On ectushee one time we were parked in a school parking lot and I had some death metal blasting at 3 in the morning and we were waiting for a friend. I saw lights come in my mirror and started spazzing thinking it was the cop. I turned the music down and did my "straight face" and stared forwards thinking it was the police and how screwed I was. My friend then starts smashing on the windows like he somehow knew I thought he was a cop, and then put his face right against my window and scared the shit out of me.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: HeroMike]
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HeroMike said:
fee said:
I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing



I once found my car keys and cell phone in the fridge :P


But the "stonerist" thing I've ever done is pretty hilarious .

I forget what we were listening to , but it was myself and another friend wrapped up in 100 blankets on seperate couches because we the guys house we were crashing at that time period didnt have heat :P . But there was a rad saxophone solo that came on and I started playing it on my bong ... I suppose as much as one can be playing sax on a water pipe. Anyway I keep moving my fingers up and down it and tipped it back to play the loudest part of the solo and BAM  drank 5 day old bong water . The witness one of my closest friends has yet to let me live it down ;P



:highfive:

that's hilarious!

:lolfat:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: psilyguy]
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Quote:
Another time I woke'n'boke home alone. I was making some toast and the toaster got stuck on. I took a metal fork and got about 2 inches from the toaster when I realized how bad of an idea that was. :kingtard:


Hah, silly.

Back in my senior year of highschool, I fucked up my big toe under a ride-on mower, it was fully wrapped up. Bunch of mates were strolling around the suburb/park etc. looking for a place to smoke, it started raining and my toe bandage got wet and basically fell off. During this time we snuck into a disable toilet at the park and smoked a bunch of bongs.

We walk back in the rain blazed as to my friends house, his mum is a nurse, so we assumed she could rewrap my toe. So she gets out the bandage kit and goes to absolute town on my ENTIRE foot, so much bandage, and to top it off she ties a bow around the back of my ankle :S

We go outside and everyones saying "that looks fucking gay, why did she wrap it up so much?"... "I don't know, anyone got scissors so I can snip this bow off and retie it?"

Nop, nobody had any scissors.

Being stoners, a friend whips out his lighter, "Just untie it, hold it out and I'll burn through it".

All of us were extremely blazed, not a good move, bandage it seems is very flammable, my entire foot went up in flames :megacrankey:

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