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I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment
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The answer is:

FUCK IT!

When you start to worry about how you are going to pay your bills....

FUCK THAT SHIT!! YOU FUCKING CRAPPY ASS WORRY YOU ARE A BUTT FUCKING DOUCHE BAG.

When you get all tensed up because your not sure what to say to that girl....

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS FUCK YOU FUCKING TENSE FUCKING EMOTION I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU

Thats right...any time you feel crappy...pain, sorrow, guilt, despair, worry, anxiety, tension, depression, remorse, jealousy, envy, loneliness, neediness, self-loathing, self-doubt, low self esteem, blueballs, penis envy, premature ejaculation, embarrassment, feeling like a loser, or a douche bag, or strung out piece of shit.....

Just say....FUCK ALL OF THAT.

You don't deserve to feel that way. TELL THAT SHIT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HEAD. Why the fuck is it there in the first place??

Those emotions are USELESS PIECES OF SHIT THAT NEED TO FUCKING SUCK A DONKEY DICK.

Thats right...just do it...try it. Next time you feel like shit. Just go FUCK OFF....

Oh trust me, those emotions are nasty little fucking assholes. They will keep coming back. Its up to you to keep saying

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
YOU
SHIT
EATING
BUTT
LICKING
PIECE
OF
COCK
HOLE

And as long as you keep doing it...you will be enlightened.

The end.

:mypleasure:

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
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\youll be screaming fuck it!!!!

till the repo man comes

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #2]
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GOOD

I will be fucking enlightened until the day I die.

Fuck useless emotions they can go suck a fuck.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11626015 -

too bad emotions over ride reality

other than that yeah im totally with you!

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Nah man emotions don't over ride shit

Only if you let them. If you tell them to fuck off and stay the fuck out, what power can they have over you???

I may be preaching this till the day I die. Maybe you'll see me on CNN.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
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emotions need to be controlled... and by telling them to fuck right off, they thus being controlled.

excellent

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11626122 -

its impossible to not have emotions tho..

it goes like this..

I will choose a path that's clear-
I will choose Free Will.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #3]
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you cant wish or shout an emotion away. the more you resist it the more power you give it. i think that what your really trying to say is that you know its there but you really don't mind. thats what works for me. i acknowledge the thought or emotion and just let it go.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
emotions need to be controlled... and by telling them to fuck right off, they thus being controlled.

excellent



Yes.

Anon#3 sees the way.

Its impossible to not have emotions.

But it is NOT impossible to tell your emotions to go lick a sweaty ball sack.

Think of it like using an affirmation. You could say to yourself every day "I will not worry. I will be a happy and friendly person." Over and over and over.

OR...

When those faggoty gay ass mother fucking worries come back to haunt you....you just till them to FUCK OFF!!

Isn't that easy?

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11626266 -

You know what, I'm gonna take it to the next level too.

Once you tell all your turd munching bitch ass fucker lame emotions to go shag a sheep, then you can tell all your MOTHA FUCKIN AWESOME EMOTIONS LIKE HAPPINESS AND ORGASMS TO RULE THE FUCK ON!!!

Thats right

I"M FUCKIN HAPPY.

I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. FUCK YES!

I'm fucking confident, I'm fucking smart, I'm fucking cool. And its the fucking truth.

YOU DAMN FUCKING RIGHT ITS THE TRUTH.

Fuck off piece of shit worries. I don't need you because I'm MOTHA FUCKIN HAPPY!

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11626273 -

happiness is an illusion..

there is only oneness

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Cool I'm down with oneness.

Bring on the fuckin oneness.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
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being one means "I am fucking awe inspiring look at me ooo"

but jumping up and saying that out load well... good luck with the response to that.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i think im gonna rename my self "human"

that would be tite

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Dude whenever I'm bored...from now on I'm going to say fuck that, and go do something productive.

The possibilities of this philosophy are endless.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11626688 -

"They say sanity is dictated by what the larger percentage of society sees.
What does that mean? Clearly nothing."

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #2]
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dude i know exactly what you mean cause for a little over a year ive been realyy depressed and all tense and shit..And fucking know ive started to realize that thers no reason i need to feel this way.things are as they are and the best thing about everyday is just being alive..really fuck all that depressed shit and stuff cause thers no reason for it.

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #5]
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also rember that ther is endless potientail  Not sure if i spelled that word right but im an idiot so FUCK IT

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Cool I'm down with oneness.

Bring on the fuckin oneness.


:rockon:

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Re: I may have just found the key to temporary enlightenment [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I believe you should just be. let your emotions flow like diarrhea. PLUR!!!!!!!

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