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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #18]
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I had an ounce of dank in my pocket and Im in the pack of a car twisting one up when all of a sudden we see a cop coming down so we all hop out. He comes over and has us + some people who werent in the car all stand in front of him. Im standing in the back.
He points to me and says "You! step forward!" I start sweating and stumble to the front then he asks me my name and says "oh nevermind, we thought you were this guy named Corey....has anyone seen him?" Corey is a guy whose about my height, and we both had on baseball caps that night. Apparently he was robbing cars.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Onetime a friend of mine paid me in buds to transfer his harvest 75 miles from where he was growing it to where he lives in the back of my pickup truck. It was a gmc with a truck cap and you could smell it for miles driving behind it on the road probably. The buds were all just sitting double bagged in black trashbags with a tarp over them and random air fresheners around not that that woulda made a difference. Suddenly I see a cop's lights turn on behind me and my face just flushes white and I start saying my prayers. He drives around me and pulls over the car in front of me.


Another time I was quite inebriated, had been drinking and smoking crack the entire night before. Im driving and we are going about 60 in a 30. The girl in shotgun and I both have a halfpint we are drinking and we just stick the bottles in the seat backs behind us, and drop the crack+pipes between the seats when we get pulled over. The cop writes me a speeding ticket and lets us go. We mustve reaked of alcohol.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Was smoking out at an oil location. The guy I was with had a little dimebag in his secret pocket. A cop rolls up on us just as we finish a doob. The other guy swallows the roach and I open the car door and wind blows smoke all in this cops face. He pulls his gun on us and starts talking shit, calls in another car, etc.

While he was behind the car, the dude slips his bag into the bottom of his shoe.

I said "No matter what he says or asks..NO MATTER WHAT.. We were smoking cigarettes..."

HE was like "OK"

I said "He'll try to trick us, but if we stick to this story, we can beat it. Play dumb, don't admit to anything but smoking cigarettes"

So, this dude calls in another guy to play good cop/bad cop and we stuck to the story. The cop was all like "I'm not stupid. I know what pot smells like"

We kept telling him "We were smoking cigarettes"

He searched the shit out of everything.. nothing.

They let us go.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #20]
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I dont remember posting in this thread...just want to see what number I am.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
I dont remember posting in this thread...just want to see what number I am.


same

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #3]
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just read ur story then moron lol

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #21]
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One time, i got so drunk and stoned that I got lost. Usually the weed amplifies the alcohol for me.

I'm social while drunk, so i was like "HEY, let's go get some alcohol" to this random vet who was telling me that's been shot, nades blown up near his head, etc etc.

So we're on our way, I took a few double gulps of tequila and was on my way. On the way there I start to feel drunk and start stumbling as i walk..slowly forgetting where I came from, the guy tells me to wait outside while he gets it (Originally I was supposed to get the alcohol). I get anxious because im too relaxed and i am feeling drowsy as the hard cement starts to feel like a bed.

I am about 5 miles from home and i have no recollection about where i came from, which turns i took, which land marks lead towards the way home. I get angry because I can't remember where i came from, so I start to get an urge to break car windows, shortly i start kicking them in hopes one breaks. I remembered i had beer in my backpack and I start to get paranoid. I pull it out and throw it at a random window, i run about half a block. I start to walk as i feel breathless and dizzy, shortly after that, i hear tires screech and they pull up next to me, one gets out and the other scans me up and down with his eyes.

I panic mentally and he asks me "do you know who did THAT? was it bald guys?". I'm thinking to myself "yeah, they went that way!" and i point to the right. They speed off and i consider myself lucky, because i was drunk and i know for a fact i probably wouldnt have had time to take my backpack off and swing. After that, I wander about 1 more mile away from where i was supposed to be going. I enter a random Mexican restaraunt to get help getting home. I find my way back home about 4 hours later. It's 4am and i have to go to school at 8. I climb over my friend's gated community and throw my bike over with the drunken strength i have. My tire was rubbing on my frame, so i had to bike home, drunken and tired.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #18]
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me and my buddy were driving out in the countryside late late at night once. we were speeding and flew through a 4way stopsign. seonds later headlights appear behind us and within seconds a cop car speeds its ass bumper to bumper behind us. my friend freaks out and confesses he has 3 warrants out for his arrest for driving felonies or something like that. on top of that we had like 4oz of weed with us and a bunch of alcohol, and we were 20 at the time.
So my friend starts talking about getting away. says something about a parallel slanted offroad coming up. its like a fork in the road and you dont know that the other car is on the other road until its too late. so my buddy takes an ever so slight right and slides into this other lane and the cop goes the other way. we got away.

another time me and my buddies were waiting in line for a rave. the cops were repeatedly bustin ppl ahead of us. then the ppl in front of us got busted and the cops left to take them away. im not sure why but right at that moment the ticket keeper person left as well. so me and my buds and a few ppl behind us walked through real quick. a few moments later the cops were back busting ppl again.

i hav another story that deals with an epic escape but it was too recent to post.

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Yeah. Especially when your about tot urn 18. Once you turn 18 all your charges are erased.


no theyre not?

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Re: Your best "getting away with it" stories [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Just this last weekend, a mate of mine went on an event called the "Undie 500" which is basically a pub crawl from Christchurch to Dunedin for the Canterbury University students, and normally 100 or so of them go.  The point of it is to buy a van for under $500 and do a theme.  They've done such themes as below:





They all start in the morning, drink the whole way down and do pub crawl along the way and eventually end up in Dundein where all the Otago University students and them party.

The problem being is that for a last few years, it has gone from a few streets partying, to being a weekend where everyone just riots against the cops.  Police this last weekend have made a "no diversion policy" for people arrested, and of course the rioting ensued:





My mate had a friend he was with who had taken down about 40 lollies to sell while down there, and had about 20 left.  He got wasted, joined in the rioting and sofa fire setting that was going on, hurled a bottle at a cop and got arrested.  He, however, had a broken arm and had a full plaster cast around it, making the cops unable to
1. fit the cuff around his arm, and
2. bend his arm behind his back.

So, they didn't cuff him and just took him to the cop car.  He suddenly realised he had the pills on him, sitting inside an Eclipse Breath Mint tin:



He managed to use his free arm to reach into his back pocket, and open the tin and shake the pills out behind him as he walked the 30m to the cop car.  The crowd behind saw this, one person yelled out "HE'S DROPPING ECKIES!" and a trail of people followed him instantly picking up the pills.  The cops didn't see somehow, we was arrested and charged with "disturbing the peace", but dodged a possible 20year sentence for distributing Class-A narcotics.

MASSIVE dodge!  :shocked:

Edited by Anonymous (09/14/09 12:11 AM)

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