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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Once you've been through a divorce or two, especially if children are involved, the feeling of being alone seems to vanish rather quickly so don't sweat being alone; enjoy every fucking minute of it You don't even know how big of an advantage you have right now with no leash around your neck.  In short: I think it's mainly your age and your hormones still being so active.  Give it another 5 or so years and the pussy won't seem nearly as attractive and/or worthwhile to chase.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Once you've been through a divorce or two, especially if children are involved, the feeling of being alone seems to vanish rather quickly so don't sweat being alone; enjoy every fucking minute of it You don't even know how big of an advantage you have right now with no leash around your neck.  In short: I think it's mainly your age and your hormones still being so active.  Give it another 5 or so years and the pussy won't seem nearly as attractive and/or worthwhile to chase.

Cheers. Yeah divorces could be a nightmare...

I am 29 btw, she is 24.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Being free feels so good, ive been single for about 5 years, sure..my drug consumption has gone up, but hey!!! im happy.

Mary jane is the only girl you'll ever need, she makes me laugh, happy, hungry

sure she's a whore cause she gets passed around in your group of guy friends..but hey, that's what makes a whore a good whore, right ? :highfive:

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Being free feels so good, ive been single for about 5 years, sure..my drug consumption has gone up, but hey!!! im happy.

Mary jane is the only girl you'll ever need, she makes me laugh, happy, hungry

sure she's a whore cause she gets passed around in your group of guy friends..but hey, that's what makes a whore a good whore, right ? :highfive:


:lol: thanks for a laugh bro.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Your girlfriend is just like every other slut out there. Run for your life.

Girls are just meant for fucking. That's it. Plain and simple. The new guy in her life understand's this concept.


Thats just that... sex is easy, relationships are hard. If I break up, Im never getting another GF... just sex and then marriage... lol jks. Seriously, relationships can be so not worth i... they are like physically addictive drugs, while you are doing good, all is peachy, when you break up or go off it, withdrawals kick in.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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op, sounds like you are too good for that girl.
Enjoy having freedom and being able to be your own person! You don't need a bitch to validate who you are, you just need yourself and your pipe. haha

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Man I haven't dated in years, I've just taken what I can get when I can get it. The last week, I went out with this girl twice, and have already said fuck it.

This bitch remembered everything I said on the first date, and then corrected me on the second date when I contradicted my previous thoughts. Like bitch, who the fuck are you? Who said it was ok to correct me? And who the fuck listens to everything the other person says on a first date?

Then, on top of that, she wouldn't even let me give her oral, much less return the favor! What kind of bullshit is that? It was the second fucking date, what are we in the dark ages? Are we fucking courting under our parents' supervision? Goddamn it.

Anyway, fuck bitches man, if they're not a pleasure on your dick they're a pain in your ass.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Once you've been through a divorce or two, especially if children are involved, the feeling of being alone seems to vanish rather quickly so don't sweat being alone; enjoy every fucking minute of it You don't even know how big of an advantage you have right now with no leash around your neck.  In short: I think it's mainly your age and your hormones still being so active.  Give it another 5 or so years and the pussy won't seem nearly as attractive and/or worthwhile to chase.


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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #7]
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i can relate. I'm 27, just got divorced, and also going through a break up with a wonderful lady... she was my everything... the girlfriend that is, my wife was cool, but nothing compared to my girlfriend. but i have neither now, so i'll have to pick up the pieces and start over... that's what i advise to you. it's hard but it happens. good luck

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Man I haven't dated in years, I've just taken what I can get when I can get it. The last week, I went out with this girl twice, and have already said fuck it.

This bitch remembered everything I said on the first date, and then corrected me on the second date when I contradicted my previous thoughts. Like bitch, who the fuck are you? Who said it was ok to correct me? And who the fuck listens to everything the other person says on a first date?

Then, on top of that, she wouldn't even let me give her oral, much less return the favor! What kind of bullshit is that? It was the second fucking date, what are we in the dark ages? Are we fucking courting under our parents' supervision? Goddamn it.

Anyway, fuck bitches man, if they're not a pleasure on your dick they're a pain in your ass.


hahaha :laugh: very true brotheren!

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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mate iv jus come out of a 2 year relationship and trust memy story is almost the same as yours apart from they wernt phoneing they were facebook and txin but she was adimit that they were mates.
i went on her facebook one night and found all thses emails from him wiv all thsi bullshit bout meetin
all i can say is at least i beat her 2 cheating lmao

but just move on mate i no its gunna be hard i loved this girl 2 bit but like the streets song says "dry your eyes mate theres plenty morw fish in the sea" but stay away from the ons that smell of fish ;-D
good luck

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Breaking up sucks?  The only thing that sucks worse than breaking up is being in a failed relationship.  This relationship is over and you have to end it.  You are weak if you cannot do this.  Emotionally and mentally weak.  You need to fucking man up and get this woman out of your house.

She is obviously looking to get plowed by this dude if she has not already met up with him and received said plowing.  She has been unfaithful to you at least in her intentions.  She is looking to get fucked and has probably already had THIS OTHER MAN'S COCK IN HER VAGINA, RUBBED ALL OVER HER TITS, IN HER MOUTH, ETC.  THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?

MAN UP.

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Re: Breaking up sucks [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I really enjoy these breakup threads.  I know that these sappy suds will most likely cave to the will of the black widow that is currently manipulating their life, our sound advice will be ignored, and a few months down the line (or years if OP is particularly unlucky!) their relationship will finally come to a crashing halt and they will think back to the good advice they should have taken from Shroomerites Anonymous.


Edited by Anonymous (09/01/09 11:07 PM)

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