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I want to fuck the world (just the female half)
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I can't stop myself from wanting to fuck every piece of ass I see. I'm married, and after a few scares, am afraid to fuck my wife anymore because i don't want to have her knocked up. I really can't afford to have a kid at this point in my life, financially and otherwise.

My wife can't give head at all, and I hate condoms, so all I can do is fuck her pussy, because she won't even consider anal sex, She can't use birth control yet because she has to wait to have her period. She hasn't had her period in almost 6 months, yet she isn't preggo. Multiple blood tests, and urine test, as well as one ultrasound all prove her not pregnant. She has weird periods like this, idk...women are fucking wired weird, especially mine.

I broke my wife's jaw with my dick, well dislocated it, so she can't stand sucking me off for more than about 2 minutes, and she can only take the tip at most. I'm not really hung either, only about 7".

I work with these really hot hot bitches at a little produce market in which I manage. These are three 19 y/o athletic just-out-of-high school girls. One even does gymnastics. I want to abuse all these chick's throats so badly. the gymnast especially, in some crazy fucking contorted throat fucking.

I purposely make them stock and re-stock bananas so I can watch them handle those yellow phallic fruits from a distance.

It doesn't stop, all I want to do is gag every bitch I see with my cock. It's a real serious obsession I have here, but I do love my wife. However, I fucking love oral sex. Both ways too, I love that 69 shit. but my wife is getting fat, and she doesn't shower everyday because she's obssessed with her fucking hair being straigthened all the time. Therefore her fucking pussy reaks, and it's hot as shit where i live this summer. her pussy smells so bad lately I'm sleeping on my couch to get a good nights rest without having to smell it.

She's already fucking insecure as fuck about every little thing, and if i told her about any of the problems i'm expierincing with her sexually anymore she'll probably cry a proverbial river of tears, which will in return over load my mushrooms with the water and probably cause all hell to them with all that salt.

Shroomery-
what do I do? Should I just fuck these little tramps at work?

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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No.

You will hurt her more if you did that than if you told her how you felt.

Communication is key.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I smell a troll.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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It sounds like you have a great deal of pent up hatred towards your wife. You sound like a really nasty person.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #4]
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troll :beetlejuice:

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yup this is the same person
Anonymous #5 said:
Move....dumbass

I can't stop being paranoid about shady mother fuckers where i work. I swear anyone who doesn't actually pick up the produce and look at it but instead stare at it from a distance for more than thirty seconds is just slowly building up mental courage to take a gun out of their waist and rob my fucking little produce market I manage.

It's getting bad, I'm ending up scaring some customers away I think by pretending to cut fruit with this huge ass butcher knife once I think they are shady enough to warrant me to threaten them with it.

Maybe it's the whole Iraq war syndrome shit, idk. I'm a vet, and this is my first job since I've been out of the army. I'm overly protective of my co-workers, all whom I'm good friends with, and all of whom are like 18, and 19 year old tight bodied athletic high school girls that I want to fuck so bad.



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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Uh oh, this is NOT looking good.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:hanky:


:topicsucks:

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Wunbadmofo.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #8]
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You might be right. Damn.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Not enough spelling mistakes.  Sounds like him though.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I smell a troll.



The "dislocated jaw" and thing about the banana's gave it away.

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I smell a troll.



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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Yeah I will believe this when :flyingpig: :flyingpig:

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Re: I want to fuck the world (just the female half) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I purposely make them stock and re-stock bananas so I can watch them handle those yellow phallic fruits from a distance.




:rofl:

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