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female advice needed
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i am still pretty young so its not 'shocking' im a virgin thus i wouldnt mind telling people
and im trying to get laid, not put pussy on pedestal, yada, yada

now i got high and pondered this over the other day
so i figured a good way to make a relationship physical would be to just let her know whats up and ask her in very casual way to pop my cherry

yet im trying to think if thats creepy thing to say
girls let me what your reaction might be.
all advice would be appreciated.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol find a drunk bitch and fuck her.

Or pay a whore.

Edited by Anonymous (07/27/09 06:30 PM)

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #2]
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im trying to fuck friends of mine that are females.
in a casual, fun manner.

not trying to take advantage of the intoxicated or waste cash.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yes thats creepy and pathetic. i would run away from you.

however if you want to manipulate your way into getting laid, have a friend throw it out there that youre a virgin to potential girls. any slut would love to jump on that. do not act like you totally want it in any way, make the chick feel like she is so hot that shes influencing you to sleep with her. asshole.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
yes thats creepy and pathetic. i would run away from you.

however if you want to manipulate your way into getting laid, have a friend throw it out there that youre a virgin to potential girls. any slut would love to jump on that. do not act like you totally want it in any way, make the chick feel like she is so hot that shes influencing you to sleep with her. asshole.



qft. i did that to the point where this slut basically asked me if she could teach me  how its done. bam u get sex

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
im trying to fuck friends of mine that are females.
in a casual, fun manner.

not trying to take advantage of the intoxicated or waste cash.



Jesus id never get laid.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
im trying to fuck friends of mine that are females.
in a casual, fun manner.

not trying to take advantage of the intoxicated or waste cash.



Jesus id never get laid.



srsly

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #5]
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google for dating coaches and dating workshops

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #6]
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dude. i tell my homegirls straight up to fuck and theyre down. And theyre not sluts. Theres nothing pathetic about telling someone to take ur cherry aslong as ur a close enough friends.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #6]
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im not in the need of a coach or workshop just a female opinion.
i know if a chick asked me to pop her cherry id think, 'she wants me to be her first for some reason' then say sure.

just dont know if females would think that same way
if itd be odd to basically just ask to have sex.

edit: thank you anonymous #7. simple fucking advice

Edited by Anonymous (07/27/09 07:34 PM)

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Don't fuck friends, ruins a friendship and any chance at more fucking.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Don't fuck friends, ruins a friendship and any chance at more fucking.



moving in a few months, hardly that close of friends anyways.
but looking to have a closer/physical friendship for the now

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'd say you're best bet would be to just get really really high with these people, and just lay it all out on the table...hypothetically though

"man I don't wanna be a virgin forever / I spend too much time putting women up on on pedestals, and treating em like queens an shit just cause I've put such a huge importance on getting my dick wet / what I really need to do is find *someone* (hint hint) that I can just get my groove on with, so I can get this shit out of my system once an for all" etc...etc...

NOT

"hey - you wanna fuck"



  • let these women come to you
  • make them think that it's their idea
  • the more they feel like they're the one's instigating this shit - the better




it might take a few tries witha few different women...but I have faith in this method  :craven:

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #9]
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find someone you want to fuck, and go get drunk with em, when youre trashed youll spill the beans and itll happen or it wont.

dont be shy about it though, confidence is KEY, fake it if you have to. act like you dont care... i mean, thats usually what gets men laid. Having the women desire them, not being desired....

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i like that idea #9.

:thumbup:

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
yes thats creepy and pathetic. i would run away from you.

however if you want to manipulate your way into getting laid, have a friend throw it out there that youre a virgin to potential girls. any slut would love to jump on that. do not act like you totally want it in any way, make the chick feel like she is so hot that shes influencing you to sleep with her. asshole.




Works best on your b-day....

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #11]
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im posting this here because this is somewhat relevant and this is the only thread that i wont be bitched at for not being on topic cause its my thread... anyways



this picture literally took my breath away.
she is a near spitting image of my friends gorgeous sister i have had a 'schoolboy crush' on for ages
so fucking beautiful i was motionless

feel free to check out this nice website.

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I bet she has sucked so many dicks

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #2]
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goddamn lesbo's

:facepalm:

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Re: female advice needed [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
goddamn lesbo's

:facepalm:



whos a lesbian?

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