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Pissing the bed.
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I just woke up to me pissing the bed. I was having a dream where I was pissing in a toilet. At first I thought that I full blown pissed that shit. Thankfully It was only a little spot. Sheesh what a fucked up dream.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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This is the worst fail since the "For the Ladies" thread.

I have dreams that I am pissing out a forest fire, but I don't piss the bed.

Maybe you should invest in some Pull-Ups until you become a big kid.

Control your penis, dude.


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If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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I know man it was weird.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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I've done that before...

:highfive:

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cowgold]
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:haha:


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Today is the same day that tomorrow was yesterday......            -L.W.S

[quote]Madtowntripper said:
LSD will get you through times of no Wheat Thins better than Wheat Thins will get you through times of no LSD.[/quote]

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
I've done that before...

:highfive:


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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You pissed in your sleep and thought it would be a good idea to make a thread about it? I bet the OTD is going to love this one...

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: sjacobn]
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It was one of those things where I was like WTF, anyone else ever  done that? lol @ internet ego.
OTD is cool as fuck, if they want some luls outta this I hope they get them.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: sjacobn]
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lol it doesnt matter. personally, i couldnt give 2 shits if the OTD makes fun of me. idk about cubie but it doesnt fucking matter.

and for some reason im thinking pissing the bed isn't as bad/funny/whatever as half the shit that goes down here.

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Platinum]
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I don't know, I think pissing the bed may be exactly just that bad/funny/whatever. :lol:


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: sjacobn]
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I guess that's true, I'm sure OTD doesn't really give a shit about someone pissing their pants anyways.

@ cubie, maybe you shouldn't drink so much before you go to sleep? I've never pissed in my sleep (not that I remember anyways) but I would suspect that I had too much to drink if I did.

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: sjacobn]
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lol once I had been going through that drinking all night ,poppin xanax and pissin the bed thang


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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I was deathly ill one time a few years ago and slept a solid 14 hours without waking up once. When I finally woke I found that my bladder can't endure 14 hours of no relief...

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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I think I had that dream last when I was like 9.  It's such a weird feeling to be pissing in a toilet, and then wake up in a bed all wet.  Sucks.

Today I woke up with morning wood, like everyday.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: circularvortex]
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my friend P'd his pants and woke up asking us who pissed on his mother fucking crotch.

alcohol was involved.


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: MFDoom666]
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My friend kicked me in the head once because i was laughing at him about pissing on his g/f.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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Cubie said:
My friend kicked me in the head once because i was laughing at him about pissing on his g/f.


Why the violence?

He should have been proud.


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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yeah.  that happened to me last week.
can't remember what my dream was about.
caught myself about a tablespoon into it.
makes me feel young again.


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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: That didn't happen. I didn't do that.
Shark: So what did you do?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I did what I wanted to do.
Shark: Which was what, again?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: All things. A.L.L.

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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: Cubie]
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Here's a good tip:
If a dream you are having ever suddenly shifts the focus to you urinating, wake up! I think for some reason, the brain doesn't paralyze the bladder parts along with the rest of the body during dreams.

God forbid... anyone ever have a shitting dream?


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Re: Pissing the bed. [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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no.  that would be unusual.


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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: That didn't happen. I didn't do that.
Shark: So what did you do?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I did what I wanted to do.
Shark: Which was what, again?
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