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InvisibleDiploidM
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Cat Piss
    #1839794 - 08/22/03 07:20 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Trip Report: CP or 5-MeO-W
Sex: Yes... uh, I mean Male
Age: Older than a raver but younger than a hippy
Location: My home in Fort Lauderdale
Start Time: After lunch
End time: I can't remember
Method of Ingestion: nasal spray
Concentration: 1x, the 10x extraction failed miserably
Height: Yes, I'm high... oh... uhm.. 6'1"
Weight: 180lbs
State of Mind: Florida

I first heard about Cat Piss from a friend who said a friend of his neighbor's brother tried it and hallucinated for several hours. I've always been a big fan of LSD and mushrooms, which are also hallucinogens, so I was looking forward to trying CP.

Whenever I try a new substance, I carefully research it first; I want to have a good time, but while at it, I don't want to hurt myself. My research lead to the Vaults' web page on CP here: The Vaults.

This well-respected web site has become one of my favorite places to visit on the web. There, I studied the chemistry and pharmacology of CP and found that the psychoactive compound in CP is 5-MeO-W, known by the chemical name 5-Methoxy-N,N-Whateverine. I applied my background in organic chemistry to derive an extraction protocol for CP (to be published shortly) that should concentrate the 5-Methoxy-N,N-Whateverine to at least 10 times the normal concentration.

I set up a stirring hotplate, sep funnels, condensers, vacuum pumps and assorted other equipment in my closet and began the procedure. Despite being very careful, a refluxing reaction got out of hand and started another fire in my apartment. I still hadn't bought a fire extinguisher so I had to use most of the CP I'd been collecting to put out the fire. After my neighbors knocked on the door to ask about the smell, I decided to pass on the extraction and use the CP straight.

I went back to the Vaults and found that the best method of administration is ocular injection. I don't think I could ever manage to stick a needle in my eye, so I opted for the second best method of administration: nasal spray.

To facilitate this, I found an old nasal decongestant spray bottle in the medicine cabinet. There was some dried mucous clogging the applicator tip, but I had to empty and clean the bottle to refill it with CP, so it presented no problems. When everything was finally ready, I sat in my living room, inserted the spray bottle tip in my left nostril and inhaled sharply while squeezing the bottle. Then, before I could change my mind, I immediately shot another dose up the other nostril.

What happened next defies description. The first thing I noticed was the horrible smell. I've never smelled anything like it. It was a sweet, sickly smell reminiscent of stale coffee and public restroom with subtle overtones of rotting cabbage.

Anyway, once I got over the initial shock of the smell, I sat back and took mental notes as the experience progressed. I sat there for a few seconds and realized I was pawing at the couch cushions. Then, I got an an overwhelming urge to piss on the furniture. I stood up, dropped my pants, and sprayed everything. It felt wonderful! Next I ran over to the potted plant in the corner and started chewing the leaves. With my intellect still partially intact I realized how odd my behavior was, but I just couldn't help it.

I felt a little hungry, so I ran and jumped up on the kitchen counter looking for food; finding none, I hopped back on the floor where I spent the next hour batting around a wad of paper I found under the couch. It was a little wet from when I peed on everything, but I still had a great time playing with it. After a while, I decided to just lay on the floor and roll over on my back to stretch and yawn.

I stood up, but it felt very uncomfortable, so I dropped on all fours and trotted around the house sniffing every nook and cranny for quite a while. I was getting a bit thirsty but, due to the powerful intoxication, I was unable to figure out how to work the faucet or open the refrigerator, so I ran upstairs to the bathroom and had a drink from the toilet.

When I finished drinking, I stood up and I saw my reflection in the mirror. It startled me quite badly and I fairly hopped about 10 feet in the air while hissing and spitting uncontrollably. Despite the fear, I was transfixed by the image I saw and spent the next 20 minutes turning sideways, raising my hackles, and hissing and spitting at it. It was very messy. Eventually I tired of this, wiped my chin, and had another drink from the toilet.

Exhausted by my ordeal so far, I crawled under my bed and licked myself for a while before falling asleep. When I woke up hours later, I felt a little sick. I hopped up on the bed and coughed violently several times, then I spit up a hair ball. It was pretty disgusting so I just pawed the comforter over it and ran downstairs as the CP intoxication began to wear off.

For the next several days I couldn't resist rubbing up against walls, furniture, and even strangers walking past me. It was very embarrassing. Despite all this, I never did hallucinate at all and the entire experience was disappointing and mentally scarring. I'll probably try CP again, though; perhaps as many as eight more times. I sure hope my future experiences turn out better than this one. I think next time I'll try anal plugging instead of the nasal administration route. At least I won't have to worry about the smell that way.

I'm going out to buy a fire extinguisher now...

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OfflineInfrared
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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1840351 - 08/22/03 11:00 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

i cant believe i read that whole thing. i feel sorry that you had to write all of that.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Infrared]
    #1840592 - 08/22/03 12:16 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

why does cat piss smell so bad? why doesnt dog piss smell that bad? dog piss does smell pretty bad tho.... wtf im stoned


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InvisibleDiploidM
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Re: Cat Piss [Re: aguynameddan]
    #1840635 - 08/22/03 12:27 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Because cat piss is loaded with psychoactive alkaloids that make you hallucinate; dog piss isn't.  :tongue:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1841117 - 08/22/03 02:53 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

so you imagined yourself to be a cat? I wonder if I inhale squirrel piss, that I'll get the urge to store nuts in the ground and climb up trees? :grin:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1841149 - 08/22/03 03:09 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

You know, I am sure somebody will read this and immediatly try it. You have quite an imaginative mind to come up with all this. I especially liked the method of ingestion. The cat piss TEK.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ATWAR]
    #1841781 - 08/22/03 06:55 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

wtf? im confused.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: jtseaweed]
    #1841837 - 08/22/03 07:15 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

whats to be confused about!? you drink cat piss and you trip nuts...duh!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Cubieman420] * 1
    #1841853 - 08/22/03 07:19 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

and you act like a cat?lol...Not for me.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: jtseaweed]
    #1841900 - 08/22/03 07:36 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

ROFL!!!!!!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1842177 - 08/22/03 08:52 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

  I wonder if I inhale squirrel piss, that I'll get the urge to store nuts in the ground and climb up trees?




Nah, the active alkaloid 5-MeO-W is only made by cat metabolism.  Different breeds of cat give different highs, but it's not clear what mechanism causes this. :tongue:


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Re: Kat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1842186 - 08/22/03 08:55 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

very interesting, i'll have to get my buddy to hook me up. I think he's got a kat :wink:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1842231 - 08/22/03 09:07 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

just a little cp humor Diploid. :grin:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1842582 - 08/22/03 11:35 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

woooooooooooooooooooooow I've gotta try some of this shit!!!!

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1842710 - 08/23/03 01:06 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I hear that if you inject CP into your asshole that you will get more fucked up than any other method of injestion.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Cubieman420]
    #1843021 - 08/23/03 09:37 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

haha..

scary. 

:smile:

You should write a FAQ for possible newcommers on how exactly you got your cat to piss in a cup.  :thumbup:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ekomstop]
    #1843081 - 08/23/03 10:25 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

i dunno, ive heard that although it burns like a motherfucker, cp is great IV. hits you harder, but doesnt last as long.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1843104 - 08/23/03 10:37 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

The way I get my cat piss is I put a cathader in my little buddy. The only problem is that you need your cat jacked on ketamine or he will rip out the cathader. And yes thats my personal tek.


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1843153 - 08/23/03 11:11 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I heard the DEA recently added CP to it's watched substances list.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: silversoul7]
    #1843199 - 08/23/03 11:32 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

uh-oh, guess the cat piss fun is allllllllll over

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: silversoul7]
    #1843216 - 08/23/03 11:40 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

a very strange thing to read when you are about to take some fresh shroomies.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Edge]
    #1850430 - 08/26/03 01:29 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

WTF? Can anyone explain this. I'M VERY CONFUSED. The site looks like a complete copy of erowid. hmmm


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Merkin]
    #1850461 - 08/26/03 01:53 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

you've never had cp merkaba? gooooood shit

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Edge]
    #1851436 - 08/26/03 01:04 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I used to do so much CP I had to be put in rehab for 6 months. My neighbors all have restraining orders against me to keep me from their cats. So embarassing.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: FlowGnome]
    #1851543 - 08/26/03 01:44 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Hold up? I didnt read everyones posts, but you can trip from cat piss? How do you trip from it, and how do ppl take it to make them trip? Do you just drink it or somthing?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: FlowGnome]
    #1851556 - 08/26/03 01:47 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

man, a CP addiction is some mean shit, worse than heroin, but I'm glad to hear that you kicked it man, congrats :wink:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1851617 - 08/26/03 02:06 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

i shoot mine, filtered of course, it burns a bit, but holy shit is it worth it

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1851869 - 08/26/03 03:27 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

wanna hear something fucked up? that asshole isnt too far from the truth. although its not with cat piss. what do you call that mucous like shit that accumulates over your eyes at night? fuck, i cant remember what its called. anyways, you take some of that shit off your dog, or any fuckin dog, and rub it over your eyelids. i have not tried it because it is supposed to be a bitch to make the visions stop, but i have been told by several friends and by some pretty scary brujos that it is a sure fire way to gain admittance into the spirit realm. anyone care to try it out and post back with your results... feel free. i would like to know for a fact if this is true or not without actually risking insanity by trying it myself. i dont know if you have to do this at any particular phase of the lunar cycle or at night or midnight. i dont have those details, but if someone wants to try it and let the rest of us know what you see, we would all appreciate it. and no, im not being humorous, this is actually supposed to work. p?ace.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1851901 - 08/26/03 03:38 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

It turned into a problem for me when I began going the intraocular and testicular injection routes. Intraocular landed me in the hospital (see my report on the Vaults of MeoW) and testicular was going fine until my left nut swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and I had to start draining the liquid off every day. It sucks that these are the two most efficient ways of injection, but if anybody wants to start up on the old CP I've got a 16 gauge needle you can borrow.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: FlowGnome]
    #1853709 - 08/27/03 01:06 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I was wondering if anyone has a CP Extraction Tek that'll work with Scoopable Kitty Litter?  :tongue:

-TekNut- 

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1853776 - 08/27/03 01:33 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

see... you guys are doing this all wrong... back in nam, we used to inject diluted squarrel shit... soon after that i went for a long walk in my bathroom... yep... and i sell squarrel shit paw prints for $10 a pop...

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Barnes]
    #1854411 - 08/27/03 10:25 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, you trip pretty well, I drank it, I snorted some crystal, and I've shot it up too.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: gdman]
    #1854412 - 08/27/03 10:26 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

things have organe stripes and stuff, it's real cool.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: gdman]
    #1854417 - 08/27/03 10:27 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

you guys are nuts! :syringe: :thumbdown:
j/k
interesting stuff!

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: PieEyedPiper]
    #1854531 - 08/27/03 11:14 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

WTF? I just drank like 2-liters of CP that my girlfriend had been saving for a rainy day, and It didn't do shit. I am begining to think 5-meo-W is a fraud. On second thought theres a vault on it so it must be true, guess I'll drink a gallon next time.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: John]
    #1854612 - 08/27/03 11:38 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Was it fresh?  It doesn't keep for long unless you freeze it. :yesnod:


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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1855009 - 08/27/03 01:24 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

That must have been the problem. I guess I will have to use the push pull method next time, I think if I were to freeze it, it might lose its wonderful taste. Nothing like some warm CP on those cold winter nights!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: John]
    #1855277 - 08/27/03 02:56 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

i still disagree and think the CIJ Tek is by far the best... by using the Crap In Jar Tek you can grow large healthy maggotts in less than a week, and these maggotts when injected in your ear give you an amazing rush... just get your half pint jars and simply replace the vermeculite, brf, spores, and water from the PF Tek with crap. then let sit in 90-110 degree weather for 4-8 days, open, and enjoy!

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Tremor1127]
    #1858247 - 08/28/03 07:34 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I researched deeper into it. You have to squirt it into your eye for the psyhcoactive effect to take effect. Drinking it doesntt activate it. Please correct me if I'm wrong


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1858423 - 08/28/03 09:11 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Diploid, that was one of the most entertainin' posts i've yet read on this board, and i'm even goin' as far as to say it's better than my own*gasps of shock from SummerBreezes mates who cant believe he's just admitted that*posts.
I'm goin' right this second to try and vote this in as an inspiration for us all.
Give yourself a Gold-fish!

Now wheres that mangy old Tom thats been hangin' around my garden? Here kitty, kitty!!


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Re: [Re: SummerBreeze]
    #1858427 - 08/28/03 09:12 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Outstandin' humour!
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Re: [Re: SummerBreeze]
    #1866742 - 08/30/03 07:07 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

are you people serious?......

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    #1867126 - 08/30/03 10:18 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

read ur sig..and therin u shall find the answer :smile:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1919358 - 09/15/03 07:11 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

fuck man i almost fell for that cat piss thingie and started making plans on obtaning cat urine and doing extraction :smile:

haha funny shit 

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: c0ma]
    #1942921 - 09/22/03 10:59 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

nice avatar coma...

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: liftedoff420]
    #1943534 - 09/23/03 05:19 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, it is quite eye catchin', is'nt it?
I think i was ripped off last night by some guy sellin' what he claimed was 100% pure CP.
I took it home and tried it. Ballix! If it was more than 13% i'll eat the fcukin' cat that it came from.
Dont believe the hype! Always buy your CP from an honest source.
If you dont have someone in your area it should be easy to make with the simpliest of household tools.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: SummerBreeze]
    #1943613 - 09/23/03 07:09 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

you all realise that someone is actually going to try this ...


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1943617 - 09/23/03 07:17 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

dude, you havent?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1943740 - 09/23/03 08:48 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Own up Zippoz. Have you been tryin' to milk your cat again? Inquizitive minds want to know.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1943803 - 09/23/03 09:28 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Bullshit topic.. 5-MeO-W doesnt even exist

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: JAMsper] * 1
    #1943807 - 09/23/03 09:29 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

there have been like three people who's first post was in this thread, welcome


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ZippoZ]
    #1944662 - 09/23/03 02:05 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

LOL im not new this is just a new account but thanks..
My old one didnt login anymore??

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: JAMsper]
    #1946995 - 09/24/03 04:50 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

"Bullshit topic.. 5-MeO-W doesnt even exist"

And the jokes just keep on comin'!



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Re: Cat Piss [Re: SummerBreeze]
    #1949947 - 09/24/03 10:52 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Hi, i'm new...

well... i guess the rotten fish has more psychoactives than the CP but i'm not sure, i'm just a beginner, why don't you just try to eat rat's semen? i heard some rumors that might be truth


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Electric_Aztek]
    #1949990 - 09/24/03 11:10 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

funny post...but won't be so funny if some newb decides to try and inject cat piss....and judging by a few responses that not totally outta the question...I personally think the thread should be moved or deleted

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1950846 - 09/25/03 11:02 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

That's why we haven't provided dosage information, it would get too dangerous if someone here told them a specific amount of, say, tabby piss and they accidently used persian and OD'd.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: FlowGnome]
    #1950861 - 09/25/03 11:11 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

"well... i guess the rotten fish has more psychoactives than the CP"

Your gona' need more than hearsay to back up your claim. You think we're all beginners here? We need hard documented facts and loads of them!

And*snigger*, move delete the thread? Man, you and the DEA! NARC!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1953080 - 09/26/03 12:11 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

This game has gone on long enough.  Jeez, what's with the OT these days :lipsrsealed:
 


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: geokills]
    #8199582 - 03/26/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Did anyone see the new South Park?


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    #8199608 - 03/26/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Don't bump five year old threads..


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Infrared]
    #8199641 - 03/26/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i highly doubt he wrote all that :lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: thepodman]
    #8199649 - 03/27/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Did anyone see the new South Park?





Did you seriously just bump an old ass thread just to ask if anyone's seen the new South Park?





... like



really?


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8199658 - 03/27/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

OMG not again!

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8199659 - 03/27/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahahahhahaha


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Brainiac]
    #8199669 - 03/27/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Don't bump five year old threads..


i never knew this thread was that old...:lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8199681 - 03/27/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

thepodman said:
Did anyone see the new South Park?





Did you seriously just bump an old ass thread just to ask if anyone's seen the new South Park?





... like



really?




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Re: Cat Piss [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8199895 - 03/27/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The new SP is about Cat Piss, didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

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    #8199898 - 03/27/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i read it got started here.


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    #8199901 - 03/27/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I thought, crazy. :lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Middleman]
    #8199908 - 03/27/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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The new SP is about Cat Piss, didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?



here.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8200476 - 03/27/08 09:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #8200491 - 03/27/08 09:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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    DOSE : 10 Mg Intraocular Injection 5-MeO-W (aqueous solution)

    *** Vaults of MeOW note - Intraocular or Testicular Injection are extremely dangerous routes of injesting 5-MeO-W, and should never be attempted by anyone ***

    So I had finally figured out a good way to purify my 5-MeO-W, and felt confident in trying the most controversial of administration routes, intraocular injection, having tried several other methods with limited success. I went and bought a 1mL insulin syringe from the local pharmacy, emptied the contents, and replaced them with 5-MeO-W. Then came the moment of truth.

    Most people think that they could handle injecting something into their own eye, but let me tell you, its just not possible. As the needle approaches, your hand starts to shake, your fear reflex kicks in, and you pull back. Because of this, I had to recruit two friends to help. One to hold me down and place fingers on my eye to keep it from moving, and the other to inject. This method of administration HURTS for the 10 seconds or so before the trip starts, so be warned. After the needle left my eye, my friends let go, and the trip immediately began.

    The first effect was a strong shift of all colors towards yellow, and a tiger fur patterning on the walls and ceiling. Then, there was a growing hiss sound, and suddenly something snapped, and I was somewhere else. During this time I have no real memory of what was happening to my physical body. My friends had to hold me down on more than one occasion apparently when I saw a bird through the window and tried to chase after it. Must be some instinct thing. Anyway, back to the trip:

    I felt like I was pulled out of my body, and I looked down on it from above. It was slowly dissolving, being ripped apart by billions of hungry cats, but the cats were also the cells of my body. My body was the destroyed and the destroyer. These cats all destroyed each other over what seemed like decades, until only one tiny kitten, alone amongst the destruction, remained. It meowed at me, a sad, mournful noise that I'll never forget to this day. I was listening to the eternal sadness of all creation, issuing from such a tiny creature. At this point I blacked out and don't remember what happened for the next hour or so, but my friends told me the following story:

    Apparently, I managed to get away from them, and run out into the streets, during rush hour, in a fairly large city. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, trying to imitate the meow of that kitten, apparently trying to force others into my trip. They said I looked completely desperate, and was running faster than they've ever seen me run before. It wasn't long until someone called the police. My friends tried to explain it away as food poisoning, but I was still screaming that horrible meow at everyone around, as well as the officers. In addition, my eye had started bleeding, because apparently 5-MeO-W has some kind of anticoagulant effect. The officers tried to cuff me, but I clawed and bit at them, so they called for paramedics and reinforcements. It took 7 officers to hold me down, but they finally managed to get me into the ambulance.

    The Aftermath:

    I woke up the next day in the hospital, the only memory of the last night and day being that meow. I had been heavily tranquilized with Thorazine, but all of the doctors and nurses looked like cats made up of smaller cats in an endless fractal, threatening to drive me mad. The doctors repaired the damage to my eye, but I remained in the psych ward for the next 2 weeks meowing and occasionally spouting random nonsense, which I believed to be the secrets of the universe. Finally, I calmed down and was released. I ended up failing all of my courses at college that semester, and got funny (and fearful) looks from strangers that I must have encountered during the time that I went wild.

    The Moral:

    DO NOT repeat my mistakes. Intraocular injection is too dangerous a route for CP. Testicular injection is a much less dangerous and painful possibility, which I had tried before with success. I was just chasing the dragon, trying to make it stronger and stronger, when I should have stuck with normal dosages and administration methods. Please, be careful. We don't need 5-MeO-W showing up as the next big thing in Rolling Stone like 2C-T-7, and cat lovers everywhere would be very angry if their poor cats were banned because of reckless users of their sweet nectar. Take care and have a MeOWful day!
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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Individual]
    #8200506 - 03/27/08 09:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ahaha... that's a good one! :cat:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8200525 - 03/27/08 09:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Soon as i catch my cat, im ganna try this. I heard if yopu can get them to pee directly into your mouth, its the strongest trip ever because its fresh. Here kitty kitty kitty.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8200551 - 03/27/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:




Yeah it got started here. We went spamming that teen help message board telling them you could get high on cat piss, remember?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Gumby]
    #8200896 - 03/27/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

Diploid said:
didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:




Yeah it got started here. We went spamming that teen help message board telling them you could get high on cat piss, remember?




my god thats fuckin hilarious. did they take you guys seriously? what was their reaction to getting high on cat piss?! lmao


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8200941 - 03/27/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i remember.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Abudiwa]
    #8201021 - 03/27/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, so I haven't been around here so long, but if I am reading you guys right, the shroomery is the origin of the cat piss rumour because you went spamming? Five years later Southpark covers it...

That is fucking awesome. Kudos shroomery.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: rexmundi]
    #8201062 - 03/27/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it was a running gag in the OTD. i came here around the time people started posting it on the teen boards.

i had no idea the cat piss thing anchored itself so deeply.

right when they said it on south park i was dumbfounded.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Abudiwa]
    #8201157 - 03/27/08 11:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Thats great I wonder Trey Parker and Matt Stone have accounts here...


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Gainer]
    #8201679 - 03/27/08 02:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I wonder the same thing. Cat piss as a hallucinogenic drug, that pretty much hits it right on. And it's pretty inline with the ideals of the "founding fathers of CP research." Which, I think if there ever was a mission statement, would include "spreading awareness of ingested cat urine as a powerful drug and urging safe and responsible usage"

When I wrote the CP FAQ "CP: The Golden Nectar of the Gods" the first thing I wrote was

" (* Stay alive. Please drink cat piss responsibly!) This FAQ covers CP (Cat Piss), a highly psychoactive drug originally discovered by the ancient Egyptians and is also the subject of a present day underground drug culture. "

Well, underground until yesterday. : )


"Is CP legal? CP is not currently scheduled, a cat and it's urine are free to own."
I like how South Park demonstrated that when you make cat ownership outlawed, only outlaws will own cats.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Gumby]
    #8202273 - 03/27/08 04:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Yeah it got started here. We went spamming that teen help message board telling them you could get high on cat piss, remember?




I remember hearing about cat piss on poppies.org back in 02 or 03... someone from here must have spread it there.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8203086 - 03/27/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

abyone who is complaining about this being bumped can suck my nut hair.


this shit is epicly in need of a bump

im glad it got bumped cus i was too high to try and find it after i saw SP


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: notapillow]
    #8203285 - 03/27/08 08:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Fucking hilarious episode.:rofl2:

and perhaps the shroomery provided ideas?


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: yeahthatguy]
    #8206155 - 03/28/08 12:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I was thinking. I'm also kinda surprised they didn't say more about Jenkem, as it would be an easy target (at the end of the episode they did mention fermenting feces to get high, but they could've taken that a lot further).

Does anyone remember this?
http://www.thoughtspam.com/cloudy/


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #8213220 - 03/30/08 12:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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When I wrote the CP FAQ "CP: The Golden Nectar of the Gods" the first thing I wrote was...




I remember that... :wink:

Hey what's up?

I saw that Southpark the other night, and I just about shit. For a second, I thought I was having a CP flashback... so, I thought I'd better login here and see if anybody else saw it...

PS: Aren't we supposed to get 5 cents every time they play that episode, now?


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8213222 - 03/30/08 12:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You wish. :smirk:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #8213226 - 03/30/08 01:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You wish. :smirk:




If I had a nickel for evey time someone said that to me... :smirk:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8213241 - 03/30/08 01:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

0xYg3n said:
You wish. :smirk:




If I had a nickel for evey time someone said that to me... :smirk:




If a pig could fly...

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #8213254 - 03/30/08 01:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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If a pig could fly...




Pink Floyd used to employ a specially trained sniper for just such occasions...



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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8213270 - 03/30/08 01:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I know that...

When my dad went to see the Pink Floyd laser spectacular there were pink pigs floating above the stage.  The only reason I didn't go was because I was aroun 14 and my dad typically got roudy/drunk at concerts and I couldn't handle it.  After a while I started feel like the adult among the crowds... But of course he's been kicked out of so many concerts, I can't remember half of them.

Although, I got to rub in the fact that I rushed to the front of the stage at a Yes concert while he got kicked out. 

To be honest, it isn't really his fault.  He likes to dance at concerts and the people behind him that don't want to stand up get pissed off.  So the bouncers come and ask him to sit down.  He sits down and when they leave he gets right back up.  He tries to argue the fact that the hot blondes the next row over get to dance also... "Why can't I?", he proclaims... 

They don't listen to him and threaten him that he will get kicked out. :shrug:

But I dunno, I used to hate going to concerts with my dad when I was a kid.  I started to feel too much like the adult.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #8213277 - 03/30/08 01:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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He tries to argue the fact that the hot blondes the next row over get to dance also... "Why can't I?", he proclaims...




It's the old double standard, but it's also kind of a good thing, as chicks look better dancing than guys, as a rule...


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8213289 - 03/30/08 01:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

fuck that double standard bullshit.  It's wrong and you know it.  :crankey:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8213901 - 03/30/08 10:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Wow, the oldest thread I've found here about cp goes back to 1/31/00.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/99191#99191


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8213928 - 03/30/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hey Pap. Long time no read. How you been?

I was hitting a joint at a Floid show back in `94 when some fucker turned around and gave me shit. He said it wasn't "about that anymore".

Whatever dewd.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8216611 - 03/30/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I was hitting a joint at a Floid show back in `94 when some fucker turned around and gave me shit. He said it wasn't "about that anymore".

Whatever dewd.




Yeah, I remember that. What was up with that dude, anyway? And what the hell was going on with his girlfriend's teeth? At least I think that was his girlfriend... I dunno...

PS: Things are going well. I saw that Southpark CP episode the other day, so I just had to stop by and find out WTF?


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Papaver]
    #8216727 - 03/30/08 09:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Turns out Trey Parker is Superpimp. :shrug:

Glad you're still kickin. If you're ever in the dirty south you should give me a hey.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8216777 - 03/30/08 09:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haha, much needed blast from the past. This is why I love the shroomery. Also, the frogmen thread.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Brugman]
    #8216812 - 03/30/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Im cheesed out of my fucking mind.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: mushfan01]
    #8217034 - 03/30/08 10:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just saw that South Park Ep and came running to the shroomery...
Fucking awsome ep, and the Shroomery seems to be the origin of the whole thing?!

:rockon::cool::rastamon:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Gainer]
    #8264948 - 04/10/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:wink:  I recall someone actually buying it from natures-mind when I still had it online. a cached version is still at available http://web.archive.org/ Internet Archive Wayback Machine.

I had to explain to the customer that it was a gag. it still took him a minute but made for a great laugh.

Dont forget neuro and papavers contributions to the start of this myth too.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8480229 - 06/03/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

what? i know it was fake but still the most entertaining things i have read in a short while. all and all worth the read, but never going to even think about injecting cat piss up my nose, sounds fucking disgusting. i hope someone really falls for this


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: 1dude1]
    #8480270 - 06/03/08 04:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I find it hilarious that some will actually try this, lol. Hell, I know people who actually let their feces and urine ferment for weeks, then inhale that gases that build up in the container they ferment them in


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #25453580 - 09/11/18 09:30 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I feel this thread requires a bump from the shroomery days of yore.

You second generation shroomerites need to catch up on the real history.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: mndfreeze]
    #26971446 - 10/05/20 11:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I feel this thread requires a bump from the shroomery days of yore.

You second generation shroomerites need to catch up on the real history.




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Re: Cat Piss [Re: notapillow]
    #26971461 - 10/06/20 12:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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abyone who is complaining about this being bumped can suck my nut hair.


this shit is epicly in need of a bump

im glad it got bumped cus i was too high to try and find it after i saw SP




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Re: Cat Piss [Re: mndfreeze]
    #26971625 - 10/06/20 06:37 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:woooaaahhh:


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