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Cat Piss
    #1839794 - 08/22/03 09:20 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Trip Report: CP or 5-MeO-W
Sex: Yes... uh, I mean Male
Age: Older than a raver but younger than a hippy
Location: My home in Fort Lauderdale
Start Time: After lunch
End time: I can't remember
Method of Ingestion: nasal spray
Concentration: 1x, the 10x extraction failed miserably
Height: Yes, I'm high... oh... uhm.. 6'1"
Weight: 180lbs
State of Mind: Florida

I first heard about Cat Piss from a friend who said a friend of his neighbor's brother tried it and hallucinated for several hours. I've always been a big fan of LSD and mushrooms, which are also hallucinogens, so I was looking forward to trying CP.

Whenever I try a new substance, I carefully research it first; I want to have a good time, but while at it, I don't want to hurt myself. My research lead to the Vaults' web page on CP here: The Vaults.

This well-respected web site has become one of my favorite places to visit on the web. There, I studied the chemistry and pharmacology of CP and found that the psychoactive compound in CP is 5-MeO-W, known by the chemical name 5-Methoxy-N,N-Whateverine. I applied my background in organic chemistry to derive an extraction protocol for CP (to be published shortly) that should concentrate the 5-Methoxy-N,N-Whateverine to at least 10 times the normal concentration.

I set up a stirring hotplate, sep funnels, condensers, vacuum pumps and assorted other equipment in my closet and began the procedure. Despite being very careful, a refluxing reaction got out of hand and started another fire in my apartment. I still hadn't bought a fire extinguisher so I had to use most of the CP I'd been collecting to put out the fire. After my neighbors knocked on the door to ask about the smell, I decided to pass on the extraction and use the CP straight.

I went back to the Vaults and found that the best method of administration is ocular injection. I don't think I could ever manage to stick a needle in my eye, so I opted for the second best method of administration: nasal spray.

To facilitate this, I found an old nasal decongestant spray bottle in the medicine cabinet. There was some dried mucous clogging the applicator tip, but I had to empty and clean the bottle to refill it with CP, so it presented no problems. When everything was finally ready, I sat in my living room, inserted the spray bottle tip in my left nostril and inhaled sharply while squeezing the bottle. Then, before I could change my mind, I immediately shot another dose up the other nostril.

What happened next defies description. The first thing I noticed was the horrible smell. I've never smelled anything like it. It was a sweet, sickly smell reminiscent of stale coffee and public restroom with subtle overtones of rotting cabbage.

Anyway, once I got over the initial shock of the smell, I sat back and took mental notes as the experience progressed. I sat there for a few seconds and realized I was pawing at the couch cushions. Then, I got an an overwhelming urge to piss on the furniture. I stood up, dropped my pants, and sprayed everything. It felt wonderful! Next I ran over to the potted plant in the corner and started chewing the leaves. With my intellect still partially intact I realized how odd my behavior was, but I just couldn't help it.

I felt a little hungry, so I ran and jumped up on the kitchen counter looking for food; finding none, I hopped back on the floor where I spent the next hour batting around a wad of paper I found under the couch. It was a little wet from when I peed on everything, but I still had a great time playing with it. After a while, I decided to just lay on the floor and roll over on my back to stretch and yawn.

I stood up, but it felt very uncomfortable, so I dropped on all fours and trotted around the house sniffing every nook and cranny for quite a while. I was getting a bit thirsty but, due to the powerful intoxication, I was unable to figure out how to work the faucet or open the refrigerator, so I ran upstairs to the bathroom and had a drink from the toilet.

When I finished drinking, I stood up and I saw my reflection in the mirror. It startled me quite badly and I fairly hopped about 10 feet in the air while hissing and spitting uncontrollably. Despite the fear, I was transfixed by the image I saw and spent the next 20 minutes turning sideways, raising my hackles, and hissing and spitting at it. It was very messy. Eventually I tired of this, wiped my chin, and had another drink from the toilet.

Exhausted by my ordeal so far, I crawled under my bed and licked myself for a while before falling asleep. When I woke up hours later, I felt a little sick. I hopped up on the bed and coughed violently several times, then I spit up a hair ball. It was pretty disgusting so I just pawed the comforter over it and ran downstairs as the CP intoxication began to wear off.

For the next several days I couldn't resist rubbing up against walls, furniture, and even strangers walking past me. It was very embarrassing. Despite all this, I never did hallucinate at all and the entire experience was disappointing and mentally scarring. I'll probably try CP again, though; perhaps as many as eight more times. I sure hope my future experiences turn out better than this one. I think next time I'll try anal plugging instead of the nasal administration route. At least I won't have to worry about the smell that way.

I'm going out to buy a fire extinguisher now...


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1840351 - 08/22/03 01:00 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i cant believe i read that whole thing. i feel sorry that you had to write all of that.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Infrared]
    #1840592 - 08/22/03 02:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

why does cat piss smell so bad? why doesnt dog piss smell that bad? dog piss does smell pretty bad tho.... wtf im stoned


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: aguynameddan]
    #1840635 - 08/22/03 02:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Because cat piss is loaded with psychoactive alkaloids that make you hallucinate; dog piss isn't.  :tongue:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1841117 - 08/22/03 04:53 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

so you imagined yourself to be a cat? I wonder if I inhale squirrel piss, that I'll get the urge to store nuts in the ground and climb up trees? :grin:


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Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1841149 - 08/22/03 05:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You know, I am sure somebody will read this and immediatly try it. You have quite an imaginative mind to come up with all this. I especially liked the method of ingestion. The cat piss TEK.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ATWAR]
    #1841781 - 08/22/03 08:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

wtf? im confused.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: jtseaweed]
    #1841837 - 08/22/03 09:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

whats to be confused about!? you drink cat piss and you trip nuts...duh!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Cubieman420] * 1
    #1841853 - 08/22/03 09:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

and you act like a cat?lol...Not for me.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: jtseaweed]
    #1841900 - 08/22/03 09:36 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

ROFL!!!!!!


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1842177 - 08/22/03 10:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

  I wonder if I inhale squirrel piss, that I'll get the urge to store nuts in the ground and climb up trees?




Nah, the active alkaloid 5-MeO-W is only made by cat metabolism.  Different breeds of cat give different highs, but it's not clear what mechanism causes this. :tongue:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Kat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1842186 - 08/22/03 10:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

very interesting, i'll have to get my buddy to hook me up. I think he's got a kat :wink:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1842231 - 08/22/03 11:07 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

just a little cp humor Diploid. :grin:


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O, what panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: soochi]
    #1842582 - 08/23/03 01:35 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

woooooooooooooooooooooow I've gotta try some of this shit!!!!


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1842710 - 08/23/03 03:06 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I hear that if you inject CP into your asshole that you will get more fucked up than any other method of injestion.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Cubieman420]
    #1843021 - 08/23/03 11:37 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

haha..

scary. 

:smile:

You should write a FAQ for possible newcommers on how exactly you got your cat to piss in a cup.  :thumbup:



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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ekomstop]
    #1843081 - 08/23/03 12:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i dunno, ive heard that although it burns like a motherfucker, cp is great IV. hits you harder, but doesnt last as long.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: ]
    #1843104 - 08/23/03 12:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The way I get my cat piss is I put a cathader in my little buddy. The only problem is that you need your cat jacked on ketamine or he will rip out the cathader. And yes thats my personal tek.


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #1843153 - 08/23/03 01:11 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I heard the DEA recently added CP to it's watched substances list.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: silversoul7]
    #1843199 - 08/23/03 01:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

uh-oh, guess the cat piss fun is allllllllll over


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